"First, a recap of season one. (Cue image of Mitch eating some photoshopped-in cheeseburgers while Alison makes omnomnom noises)"
Allison likening Eddie and Harvey to walking mummy's curses.
"The Sky Is Falling" cuts to a small girl building a large sand castle.
Baywatching!Eddie: She buried me! Heeeelp!
Her joy at Pamela Anderson's introduction: Playing a Sax by the riverside for no real reason.
From the same episode: She loves the fact that Mitch Bucannon has an old-timey prospecting uncle.
Her reaction to Eddie being around still in season 2. "Thank God the little pants-wetter is around for another season. My otherwise horrible material is saved!"
Calling the surfing villains of one episode Surf Ninjas.
Mocking said Surf Ninjas' idiotic plot to block off people from their beach with barbed wire.
Allison occasionally pulls out weird ways of emphasizing or saying words even without using funny voices. An early favorite, from Message in a Bottle:
"Newmie still has a great package."
At one point in "Now Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale" the video cuts to Mitch laying on a couch with a bunch of Photoshopped burgers while watching Knight Rider.
The climax of "Coronado De Soul" being quietly underscored with the Ghostbusters theme.
For "The Chamber", which is a Clip Show, she forgoes talking about the recycled clips in favor of a montage of Eddie suffering Amusing Injuries that she photoshopped together based on suggestions from her Twitter followers. Every single one is gold.
This exchange after Shauni storms off in a huff:
Baywatching!John: That's why they call me John Divorce Cort.
Baywatching!Eddie: We're not married yet.
Baywatching!John: Preemptive strike.
In "Tequila Bay" when Stephanie and Mitch try to rescue the same person.
Allison: Shortly after this shot, the two of them pulled this man apart like a wishbone.
Baywatching!Mitch: I got the bigger half! My save!
In one episode Allison refers to Slade and Eyebrows as Captain Cardboard and Sacre Dumbass.
In an episode involving jade smugglers, Allison photoshops large amounts of jade jewelry onto Neely in one scene, and has her proclaiming that the smugglers "got away"
In "Home is Where the Heat Is", Neely gets this iconic line: "While you were studying the blade, I was mastering telepathy!"
As if Allison's covering of Bash at the Beach, the crossover episode with WCW, wasn't enough, Allison has her first Crossover video on Baywatching, bringing on Jay and Steve/V1 from OSW Review and Phelous for an hour long Baywatching video. To have the respective styling of Baywatching and OSW Review mix together is a sight to see, as is the chemistry between the four hosts.
Summer suspects Matt is cheating with former girlfriend Jessie.
Baywatching!Summer: Time to throw down, bitch!
"The Incident" gives us this exchange:
Baywatching!Stephanie: If you ruin my chances of living vicariously through Cody, I swear I will chop you up into little pieces, store you in a freezer, and stick you into Mitch's world-famous chili!
Baywatching!Caroline: You wouldn't!
Baywatching!Stephanie: Oh, yeah? Where do you think that little bitch-boy Trevor went?
Cut to Caroline sitting on some rocks and sobbing, then Mitch walks up.
Baywatching!Mitch: Hey, heard you asking about my world-famous chili.
This bit from "Sail Away":
Ryan: Joey has relatives.
Mitch: What?
Baywatching!Mitch: I thought I killed them all.
The reveal of "Last Breath" explaining why the killer accidently killed his family, as succintly summarized by Allison after she laughed her head off:
Allison: Tale as old as time. This guy killed his whole family because they said his brother was better at maths! You can't really blame him!
This bit from "Buried" when Donna learn that's she suspended from lifeguard duty:
Baywatching!Sam: Not so fast, Harlot! The Chief say you're a loose cannon, so you're suspended from the force. Turn in your bathing suit and your lip gloss.
Baywatching!Donna: What I'm going to tell to the kids on the trip ?
Baywatching!Sam:...You're not going on the trip, you're suspended.
Baywatching!Donna: ...Like in mid-air ?
In "Baywatch (2017), after a recurring issue in the movie where the female characters are basically helpless and personality free:
Baywatching!Stephanie and Baywatching!CJ: We love being characters!
Random Bad Guy pulls a gun on them: What the fuck is going on?!
Baywatching!Stephanie and Baywatching!CJ: Come save us Matt and Mitch!