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We really should make this page a Gary Quotes page.
[Nina gives Gary an automatic foot masseuse]'
Gary: *giggling* My feet are so happy!
In "Blind Spot", Nina suddenly gets a nosebleed as an early sign of Dr. Kern using his sonic powers, and Rachel has to ask her if she's been picking it. Nina's not amused by the insinuation.
In "The Unusual Suspects", while Rachel is being interrogated by Clay, she hears Eric's heartbeat from where he's listening in. The two then begin trading banter, until Clay reminds them that they are still in the middle of an interrogation.
Bill: We all know Gary doesn't lie. Gary: No, I do lie, I've been practicing. It's a social skill. Like the other day when I said I was gonna have a pudding pop, I was lying 'cause I don't like pudding pops. ... That was a lie, I do like pudding pops. I just knew we didn't have any.
Rachel: I'm not the one who flew in there like Jackie Chan and blew our cover.
Or this gem, when Gary phones his Mother and is trying to convince her not to worry.
Gary: Mom, please, don't cry. Listen, Bill's gonna protect me. He's my partner, he—he's very strong. One time he pushed me over, which was better than taking a bullet. [beat] I said don't cry!
Really, pick any episode and Gary will have all the best lines. Guaranteed.
Bill: I'm fine. The doctor, uh, said that infarction actually normalized me. Gary: Infar... Bill: Yeah, so... no more overdrive, no more underdrive. I'm optimal. So the rest was only precautionary. Gary: Bill. Bill: Yeah. Gary: Infarction. Come on. Bill: Gary, not now. Listen. Gary:Fart. Bill: Listen, we've got to focus. Gary:I'm being immature.
Gary's still got it as of Season 2, Episode 2. From his pudding, slamming the door after saying he's going to, his naive assumptions about Dani and Hicks' "breakfast" to his responses to Hicks' defensiveness, nearly every line he gets in is absolutely hilarious.
Bill provides his opinion on Hicks' sex life:
Smoking hot sex can never be wrong.
In Season 2
Rachel: There's saliva mixed with the acid. Hick: Someone spit acid at his face? Gary: Like a cobra. Like a spitting cobra. I like that. But he didn't like that... because it melted his face.
Hicks and Bill discussing horror movie cliches while on a classic horror-movie-esque situation (abandoned hospital with flickering lights), "White chick is always screaming?" "No, try again" "Black dude dies first?" "Yep." "Not likely."
In God's Eye, Hicks stumbles on the team building a machine.
Hicks (notices something being dismantled): ...Is that my laptop..?
Skylar: It died a hero's death! NOW LEAVE.
Again, in God's Eye, after Skylar's machine shuts off the power grid in New York, Skylar, Rachel and Kat are on the roof. Kat forgives Rachel (for ratting on Rosen and the others kidnapping Scipio) and tells her,
Kat: You did it.
Rachel: We did it.
Skylar: Actually, I did it. I did most of the job. *Beat* But, whatever. Yay, team.