Funny / Death Note: The Abridged Series (Team Dattebayo)

• After Ryuk's presence has been acknowledged by several people:
  Light: Ryuk, what the hell?! You said no one could see you!
  Ryuk: Well, nobody ever talks to me, so naturally I assumed...
• Light explains how he is going to hide the Death Note:
  Ryuk: You know, I've been sitting here for hours listen to you talk.
  Light: Wanna know how I plan to hide the Death Note?
  Ryuk: Uh, no?
• cue to Light going on a needlessly and implausible on how he plans to hide it*
  Ryuk:(to himself in thought) I don't have time for this...wait, what time is it? (checks clock) 18:23 o'clock? Doesn't that mean Naruto is on? Heh heh, Believe It!.
  • And later
  Ryuk: Oh God, is he still talking?
  Light: explains further You get all that, Ryuk?
  Ryuk: I'm sure whatever you just said to me will become important for later episodes.
• The Take That! to 4Kids Entertainment:
  Raye: We're here to censor you. American kids can't handle all this killing. Let's see take out all the killings, rework the plot (that goes without saying), insert some friendship speeches...
  Light: GET ON THE TRAIN!!!
• The running gags on L's quirky habits:
  Matsuda: Dude, what's your problem?
  L: I have diabetes.
  Matsuda: Then maybe you shouldn't use that much sugar...
  L: Excuse me, WHICH one of us has diabetes?!
  • and:
  Light: Why are you sitting like that?
  L: I have scoliosis.
  Light: Ever think maybe it's because you sit like that?
  L: Please, don't tell me how to live my life.
• Light is invited to taskforce headquarters:
  Matsuda: Heh, look at him, pretending not to be Kira. He's probably trying to kill me with his mind, right now.
• "Attention, faggot: My Mustache is telling you to shut your f*cking mouth!"
• "We're out of cake."
  L: * The Scream* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
• Light admits that he "could" be Kira:
  Souichiro: Light, for being Kira, and squandering our family's reputation, you' re grounded, mister!
  Light: I suppose it can't be helped. I don't even deserve to be called a "Yagami"...
  Souichiro: Damn straight, you don't!
• Confinement:
  Light: Ryuuzaki! You've got to let me out of here!
  L: You've only been in there for twenty-five minutes.
  • and:
  L: Hey Light, you all right? We remembered to feed him, right guys?
• When L is fed up dealing with the people around him:
  L: *thinking* I'm surrounded by complete morons!
• Light and L are chained together:
  Misa: Wait, you like this don't you! My boyfriend is GAY!
• Ryuk's Spaceland T-shirt.
• After Light's mother asks him if he wants dinner
  Sayu: Ooh, I know! You could take one of my potato chips...and eat it!
  Light: SHUT THE F*CK UP, THAT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY!
• In episode 14, before and during the chain fist fight:
  L: *sigh* Last night.
  Light: What was that?
  L: Oh, yeah. Just pretend you don't know!
  Light: Y-you see, this is the problem! You don't open up for me.
  L: Everytime I do open up for you, you hurt me.
• After Light punches L across the room, we have this little gem:
  Light: I'm sick of this emo attitude of yours! Why don't you just go cry to your parents!? OH, WAIT! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PARENTS, DO YOU!?
  • It might be even funnier, if you know that in the real series, L is an orphan.
• From the Christmas Comment Special:
  Watari: (offscreen) L! I got you all the Fruits Basket episodes on VHS, like you begged me for.
  L: Aw, fuck yeah!
  Light: *singsong* Gayyyyy...
  L: Oh, I'm gay? Why don't you try spelling your last name backwards?
  Light: Hmm... "Yagami". I'm... a... ga- (beat) Oh, you son of of bitch!
  • And just earlier:
  Light: Hey isn't my father supposed to be reading these with me?
  L: Yes, but unfortunately he's in the hospital Matsuda found out the gun he was handling on set was real. And decided he wasn't gonna take anymore shit from your dad.
  -Cue Ambulance Driving away-
  Sorichiro: Fucking MATSUDA!!!!
• The theater scene in Episode 8.
• Sorichiro tries to kill Light… over a chicken sandwich.
  • Instead of it being a blank, the real reason Sorichiro doesn't end up killing him is because he missed.
  Sorichiro: What kind of cop am I? I can't even shoot my own son in the face at point-blank range.
  Light: That's okay, dad. The important thing is that you tried.
• Light's dysfunctional family during Thanksgiving.
  Light's mother: Honey, you're finally home!
  Sorichiro: I want a divorce.
  • And what Ryuk says afterward.
  Ryuk: Dude, no wonder you have so many problems.
  Light:(with crazy eyes) What problems?