- The Casanova: Leon.
- Chick Magnet: Leon, again.
- Cuckold: A whole gang of them who want to castrate and/or kill Leon for screwing their wives.
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: The obviously gay Lance.
- Hero Antagonist: The Victims of the Smiling Ass.
- I Ate WHAT?: Julie's Jerk Ass ex is tricked into eating human feces at a bar.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Leon is very protective of Julie, even if he is a complete womanizer.
- Mood Whiplash: Leon's Valentine's Day poem, which starts out sweet and romantic and ends with "do it in the butt".
- Transparent Closet: Lance.