A fanfic that combines the eponymous characters of Ed, Edd n Eddy
with the cast and setting of Fullmetal Alchemist
. You may now feel sorry for Edward Elric
The story starts when Truth-kun
gets bored after losing a game of Connect Four to Al's body
. So, he decides to send the Ed boys to the other side of the Gate, just to see what would happen
. Along the way, the Eds encounter an Ishvalan orphan, who plays the part of the Only Sane Man
- Action Girl: Calla's first appearance consisted of stabbing a guy in the knee...with a fork!
- Amusing Injuries: Every time Edward smacks Eddy with his metal arm, drink...
- Beautiful Dreamer
- Berserk Button: For anyone familiar with FMA, there's the whole "Don't-call-Ed-a-pipsqueak" thing.
- Buttmonkey: Eddy.
- Five-Man Band: The Ed boys:
- Four-Temperament Ensemble: Eddy is choleric, Edd is melancholic, Ed is sanguine, and Calla is phlegmatic.
- Dark-Skinned Blonde: Calla, though it goes for all Ishbalans as an ethnic trait.
- Deadpan Snarker: Edd. Calla as well.
- Did You Just Beat Cthulhu at Connect Four?
- Dumb Blond/Brainy Brunette: Inverted with Edd and Eddy, respectively; Double D is blond, but he's still The Smart Guy, while Eddy has black hair, but is no less an Idiot Hero.
- Jerkass: Eddy.
- Medium Awareness: Word of God says that the reason Eddy started cussing is because he knew he was now in a series where he could get away with it.
- No Fourth Wall
- Trademark Favorite Food: For Ed, buttered toast, obviously.
- Calla loves the taste of pomegranate, and in fact this is how Ed Elric warms up to her
- For Envy, chocolate parfaits.