Fan Fic: Midnight Green

Midnight Green: Alright, just break it to me. How lost am I?
EPS: You are so lost that your Equestrian Positioning System has no idea how you could have possibly traveled that distance in such a short time.
Midnight Green: Friggin' figures."
—The first three lines

Midnight Green is a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fan fiction by Voyd211. It's a Self-Insert Fic that tries to avoid the normal clichés of such works; The author avoids his character being a Mary Sue. He failed.

The author has stopped writing new chapters, due to a lack of reader interest. He came back a few years later as a member of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum to bring it down.

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