Famous Last Words / AdventureQuest

AdventureQuest and other games published by Artix Entertainment are generally lighthearted and fun, but even so, with lots of deaths in these games comes lots of Famous Last Words.

• AdventureQuest
  • "IMPOSSIBLE... NO HUMAN CAN BE THAT STRONG *COUGHS* THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD *COUGHS* KNOW... ... *COUGHS* GRRR... THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE ORB *COUGH* WAS NOT... ..." Drakath, The Dragon War, Part 2
  • "YES... AND I LIKE IT." Drakath, The Sinister Seven War
• DragonFable
  • "BAH! I was going to kill you for the Darkness Orb eventually... now's as good a time as any. COME! Face Noxus and know the power of a true Necromancer!" Noxus' last thoughts before battle with the hero, Vayle, and Artix
  • "*AHEM* Twenty Million. TWENTY! Do you know how long an army of twenty million undead took to raise hero?" Nicto
  • "We will not forgive you for this... we will not fail our master again." Klaatu
  • "You will join us in darkness. It will cover this world. It will swallow the sun." Verata
  • "Die. And join us in darkness!" Necromancer
  • "YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY POWER!" Dragon Drakath
  • "No... no... Lynaria..." Sepulchure
  • "What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" Mysterious Stranger / The Master
• AdventureQuest Worlds
  • "I AM DARKNESS! I AM DOOM... NO FORCE ON THIS WORLD CAN DESTROY WHAT I AM! LONG UN-LIVE THE SHADOWSCYTHE!!!!!" Sepulchure
  • "Fine... POLYMORPH!" Escherion before turning himself into a frog
  • "No! Don't let it take me! Let go of me you stupid lizard!" Vath before being carried away to an unknown fate by Stalagbite
  • "I will remember you, hero. We will meet again." The last few words said by Stalagbite before carrying Vath to his unknown fate. He became Dwarfhold's protector and later sacrificed himself to help the heroes defeat Drakath.
  • "No! Not like this! It can't end like this! I won't go back to the Yokai world! NOOOOoooooooooooo!" Kitsune before being sealed in the rift opened by the hero
  • "Enough talk! We fight!" Old Werewolf King
  • "...I don't know. The Chaorruption makes it hard to focus. Maybe I could. It's been so long since someone has accepted me. I think..." Wolfwing if the hero chooses to convince him to join him / her
  • "We have no maker. We are pure magic, and magic is eternal. This form has wasted enough time on you, lesser being. Goodbye." Ledgermayne
  • "Glad you approve, now GET IN MY BELLY!" Stalkwalker
  • "You have seen nothing yet!" Queen Aisha
  • "Then your destiny will be fulfilled along with your friend's!" Decair (the Great Void Dragon)
  • "WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE! I destroyed you!" Lionfang's last thoughts before being remanded to Swordhaven's dungeon
  • "Did you really think you could defeat both of us, mummy?" Zhoom, "Zhoom's Death" cutscene at Cave of Wanders. He got better thanks to the Dreamsand slipped to Sek Duat, though.
  • "He didn't die for noth..." Believe it or not, The Hero, "Zhoom's Death" cutscene at Cave of Wanders. Like Zhoom, he / she got better thanks to the Dreamsand slipped to Sek Duat.
  • "Finally, after centuries of searching..." Sek Duat (while he didn't die, he was lost in the Cave of Wanders at the end)
  • "What have you done to me?" Tibicenas' last thoughts before battle with the hero
  • "You invade my tower and tell me that I am not welcome here... I think you will be the ones who are leaving." Vertigo
  • "NOOOOooooo..." Nyctox
  • "You... you have no place here." Thanatops. He gets better.
  • "It's easy for a truly fearless hero to overcome FEAR... but I'm not going anywhere." FEAR
  • "I will fight you with my dying breath, monster!" A random Paladin before being turned undead by Vordred
  • "...I'm sorry, everyone..." Artix if the hero betrays him in the Doomwood finale
  • "BOTH OF YOU... DIE!!!!!" Vordred, Doomwood Part 1
  • "Y-You can't! You're my brother! P-PLEASE!" Terra
  • "This doesn't... look right... but I am so HUNGRY!" Valencia before getting eaten by the pie. She gets better.
    • "Everything is wrong here... I should not be here... but I am... so hungry." Aria before getting eaten by the same pie as well. She gets better too.
  • "Danger? Son, you been plannin' somethin' without tellin' me? You have! Boy, when I get back, we're goin' to hafta have ourselves a TALK." Farmer Northrup before arriving at Cysero's BakeShop of Horrors and then getting eaten by the pie as well. He gets better as well.
  • "Where is Cysero? I demand to see the slave-thief! He stole my servants; I will steal his BLOOD and his SOUL! And it will be delicious!" Baron Luca's last thoughts before battle with the hero. If you have Luca's Signet, then he gets better.
  • "So... hungry!" The Hero before getting eaten by the pie like the above three. Even he/she gets better.
  • "What have you done...?!" Krellenos
  • "I should have guessed. You wouldn't succumb to the venom. Not with what I feel inside you. Strength... determination, defiance... and something else? No matter. Time to understand. I can't have you... bringing back... my PAIN!" Dead Morice's last thoughts before battle with the hero
  • "Please - I beg *choke* - I will serve! I swear it on *gasp* Sh'iashar's claws! Do nooooooot -" As'iiur
  • "Tsk. These creatures - lesser beings - will they NEVER learn? First that upstart Dragon - hah - Slayer! He has seen what he faces. I trust HE will not return to the battle against ME! And now the sniveling whelp of a Dravix. They should all be like YOU, my loyal X'dir. You know your place. And what you would face should you oppose me." Desoloth's last thoughts before the Etherstorm War, if the hero makes Good or Evil choices during said war
  • "Tell them that I forgive them... and I am sorry..." Mercutio
  • "Boy! Thief! I'll feed your eyes to the eels!" Pettivox's last thoughts before battle with the hero
  • "Then how are you different from Maximil—" Xavier Lionfang's sentence is interrupted as the hero knocks him down and afterwards has the Pactagonal Knights imprison him and his pet white lion, Silverclaw.
  • "MORE..." Chaos Vordred
  • "My only regret is... that I could not save you... Valen-" King Alteon, Doomwood Part 2
  • "Hah! That was a first. What are you going to do? Kill Death?" Death, Doomwood Part 2
  • "FAREWELL, CHAMPION OF LIGHT." Sepulchure, Doomwood Part 2
  • "IT HURTS! IT HURTS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" DoomBlade before being turned into the Necrotic Light of Destiny by Gravelyn
  • "Enough! You seek to reverse time, the world, and everything. You know what you must do... and so do I." The Dragon of Time
  • "And I MUST save you! Do it. NOW!" Iadoa before disappearing into the time void.
  • "Chaos will fall and Order rise when the Hero goes to war." Iadoa's true last lines.
  • Kezeroth: "Your aim is a little off." Elim: "No, yours is." Kezeroth: "NO!" Elim: "HAHAHAHAHA!" Elim, referring to the aim of Kezeroth's stone at Quetzal's comet thanks to his sword (which Kezeroth thought was aimed at him)
  • "So now you've learned a valuable lesson about hope. It's a shame you won't live to benefit from it." Kezeroth before Athon freezes him in time for another 26,000 years
  • "*cough* I don't think... I can. That hammer... I can't even breathe..." Athon before Kezeroth's own last words above, just before Athon regains consciousness long enough to freeze Kezeroth in time for another 26,000 years at the cost of his life
  • "It's too late for me. Madra, you are Primarch now." Primarch
  • "You will not enter the Darkblood Slavers' Death Pits for as long as I live." Logash
  • "YOU! I will kill you for this, <Hero>! If it's the last thing I — !" Maximillian Lionfang, Thunderforge saga, just before taking another big fall after the disintegration of the Storm Temple.
  • "A cap'n's work... never be finished... 'till me gets the booty!" Captain von Poach before the treasure chest he is trying to open turns him into a female Hargoyle bat.
  • "<Hero>! Save Tara! I'll take care of the King!" Princess Brittany
  • "Gravelyn... She is - she - She has the heart of her mother...and the strength...of her father. Her light will save us all." King Alteon
  • "Oh... there is a princess down here! Don't worry little princess everything is going to be... OMG!!!!" Yodo Braggins, realizing that Michelle, the girl he was referring to as a princess, was actually one of Grimskull's Princess Anglers in the third bonus ending of Adam and Michelle's wedding.
  • "...Dage... It was all Dage..." Nippy. Believe it or not, these were his only words during the cutscene he first appeared in, before he was turned undead by Dage. For some strange, unknown reason, he gets better several Frostvals later.
  • "Hey, sorry Boss. Maybe next year'll be better." A random Legion Minion, whom Dage afterwards throws off a cliff in a similar fashion to what he did to Nippy and his Frostval gift to him.
  • "You have eyes and yet you do not see..." The Cockatrice, before turning itself into stone.
  • "It's true! Guards! Destroy the traitors!" Safiria. She later gets better.
  • "I remember everything... EVERYTHING... NO! I MUST STOP YOU... YOU ARE GOING TO..." The Hero / Eternal Dragon of Time Reborn. He/she gets better.
  • "Death is the only truly eternal entity, (character name). In the end, I always win." Death, Chaos Saga finale
    • "Drakath! You monster! I have seen much in my search for you! I know you must never enter the Realm of Chaos! And I will die before I let you!" Khasaanda, Final Battle route
  • "No - I - Don't - Please! PLEASE!" Lorentz
  • "Yourssss... Masssster. A gift from the Queen." The Queen's Gift's first and only words.
  • "I don't care about that 6-eyes freak. As long as YOU aren't here to destroy more lives, I'll die happy. And as long as I'm alive, I will give everything - EVERYTHING - I have to make sure you never leave this place. Your soul will belong to the Underworld. To HIM." Wilhelm Vorkrieg
  • "Adventus is just up ahead! He's only got his core bodyguards left! One more hallway!" Thomas
  • "Wha-" Adventus
  • "You offend me with your stench. Prepare to DIE!" Vincenzo
  • "You still don't get it! I am of the immortal undead! I am tied to Dage's power! You cannot defeat me!" Envy
  • "...Protocol 6?" Darkon
  • "You CAN. I raised you to be strong. I... we are so proud of you." Laken
  • "No! What are you doing?!" Chamat, first death
  • "Did you hear me, servant?" Shadow Council Elder
  • "Valoth's strength... Caden's intellect... Carnax's limitless power... They were all MINE! Fueled by Sepulchure and Vordred's endless hatred! Then why... Why did you win?! You should have lost... You should be DEAD!" Vaxen Clone
  • "Something's got my leg... (character name), HELP! I can't break free." Aven Greywhorl
  • "NEVANNA! NO!" The spirit of Aven Greywhorl before possessing Nevanna to free her from the Queen of Monsters' control.
  • "Wait... What are you doing?!" Gourdello
  • "Hmph... How... pathetic..." Thermax
  • "Heh... the younger me... She is going to come for you... I... still know... what... YOU... did..." Xeven, before being replaced by Xeight.
  • "Victoria! Help!" Princess Tara. We don't know what becomes of her after that, but it's most likely that she may have been killed by the Infernals afterwards.
  • "Because I still have faith... I always will. My sacrifice is worth it, if it means Kolyaban is spared." Eremon, as Madra asks him why he sacrificed himself for Kolyaban.
  • "You can laugh all you want. I still have fire. I still have claws. All you've done is make me angry... and HUNGRY." Glutus
  • "Defeated by... humans? How is it possible?" Valsarian
  • "You are no better than me! You think you deserve this treasure more than I do?" Goregold
  • "I. told. you. That. STINGS!" Phlegnn
  • "They're not disgusted. They're JEALOUS. Angry that I'M the one with the Dragon Crown... and not THEM. All of us are the same. They're deluded if they think they're any better than I am." Maloth
  • "Arrogant fool! You are nothing more than a pest!" Gorgorath
  • "No! NO! This can't be happening! I... I- YEEEEAAAAAAAAGH!" Count Maxius
  • "No! NO! YEEAAAAGH!" Jalnar a.k.a. THAT, first death
  • "Is that so? Come then, little yeti. Let's find out." Chillbite
  • "WHAT!?" Akriloth
  • "Never give up... (character name)..." Demento
  • "I've never felt such energy! And now... you DIE!" Drakonnan
  • "I have to try." Valen. He gets better, and it's not long before he dons the Champion of Darkness armor and becomes what we know him as today: Sepulchure.
  • "Feh. It doesn't matter. This time I'll give you a death you can't come back from." Dethrix Drakath, a.k.a. King Slugwrath
  • "A dark shadow will be cast over who, Jaaku?" Emperor Daisho
  • "Finish it." Jaaku
    • "Show your belly and beg for mercy? How weak she thinks you are! And she is right." Jaaku's last thoughts.
  • "You've failed... What use do I have for you now?" Pretty much the last thing we hear from the Queen of Monsters before we much later learn that she died and see her decapitated head held by her hair by Malgor.
  • "No! Please! I need this! I need-" Bad Mr. Wubbles
  • "(character name)... I... I... ...I can't." Old Man Yulgar (Shadowflame Future)
  • "Ha! Did you think you could defeat me?" Akio (Mahou's nephew)
  • "NOOOOOOO! I am immortal! I am eternal! You can't destroy meeeeeeeeeeeeeee" THAT, second death
  • "Did you think you could escape just by smashing a bit of glass? The Krampus made this place. You're not going anywhere. Not until the Krampus wants you to." The Jailer
  • "No! NO! NOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!" The Krampus
  • "There is no escape! You - and your music - are now MINE." The Planeshifter
  • "Well, the first thing you have to know is... Awwwwk!!!!" A Chronomancer that took the heroes to the Deadtech Future
  • "No! Get away from me! HELP! No! NO! AAAAAIIIIGH!" Zyrus
  • "Did I syntax err—stutter? Remove it from the stone flesh sack, or I will mangle your body so bad... they won't be able to upgrade you into a roomba!" BioKnight
  • "Resistance is.... 01101101 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101011 01110101 01101100 01101100 01110011 (more skulls)" Kalron the Cryptborg
  • "Kyger. The youngest child of the paladin, Artix... ...and the only one who can wield his axe. How fortunate I have found you before you learned how to use it." Sir Kut
  • "You did not think it would be that easy, did you?" Vortrix
  • "(character name)... one healing potion isn't going to fix this. Drakath was right. The Amulet... I couldn't handle it. I let it corrupt me. I let Malgor tempt me with its power, and I... ...I let it destory me. If you hadn't been here, I could have destroyed everything. Thank you... for saving me from myself." Captain Laguna
  • "Hoowww....aaaarrrd!" Howard's Grief
  • "DaAaAAAad? DaAAaAad?" Arthur and Elise
  • "No! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!" The Beast before it turns to stone after Dage the Evil has drained enough souls from it
  • "(character name), I... I'm sorry... I couldn't... couldn't fight it. I just wanted... to know..." Loremaster Anka. She was referring to the influence of the last piece of the Queen of Monsters' soul.
  • "No! What are you doing you stupid beast!!! What are you- NOOOO!!!" Captain Scalebeard, as the Leviathanius carries him away in its mouth and eats him.
  • "Magic?! No, NO!!" Rhody before Madam Ester turns him into a Rotting Mold.
  • "I'm going to gobble gobble you up for your insolence, Human!" Turking
  • "Mal..." Shadowknight Gar
  • "E...N...D...M" The missing adventurer the heroes were searching for in Darkon's Garden, according to the last piece of writing on top of the summit. It's later revealed that the boss they fought was indeed the adventurer they were looking for, and Darkon later magically transforms said boss into one of the Debris weapons that players can farm for in that area.
  • "Liaaaaaarrrrrrr! Time, all of this time, healed no wounds. The scratching inside my skull hasn't stopped, won't stop, please don't stop. Skin stretched and stretched and stretched, to the limits and my horror became a... Divine ecstasy." The Mayor of Eridani Village
  • "M-my king?" King Drago's Guard A
  • "No! You promised our safety!" King Drago's Guard B
  • "You mean you're going to... Haha! We ended up being exactly alike." King Drago
  • "May you finally find your happiness." La, a.k.a. Aurola
  • "The sun is going to rise soon. You need to get up. Stand up for the people... Darkon, I lov..." Suki
  • "I don't want the morning to come. If only this moment could last forever." Darkon, or part of him anyway. He gets better.
  • "It was an. Honor. To serve you. Darkon. If there is. A next life. We wish to. Meet you again." Ti, a.k.a. Titania
  • "Not as soldiers, but as family." Re, a.k.a. Regulus
  • "The morning sun, it's finally here." Darkon. This time, death sticks, and he accepts it peacefully.