Drinking Game / 1000 Ways to Die

Take a sip:

• If the victim is:
  • Is a Jaded Washout.
  • A greedy hot woman.
  • An oversexed pervert.
  • Trying to steal something.
  • Trying to cheat at a game or competition.
    • Take a shot if they are caught and are killed trying to escape.
  • Pulling a scam.
  • Pulling a prank.
  • Is a crook or ex con.
  • Is a drug addict or dealer.
  • Is drunk or high at their time of death.
  • Is a redneck.
  • Is playing around with an improvised game.
  • Is a clown.
• If the death is caused:
  • By a tantrum thrown by the victim.
    • Take a shot if it's over losing a game.
  • By decapitation.
  • By a ribcage cracking and piercing the heart.
  • By something impaling the heart.
  • By something impaling the brain.
  • By shrapnel from an explosion.
  • By asphyxiation/drowning.
  • By the spinal cord breaking.
  • By the victim ingesting something poisonous.
  • By an Eye Scream.
• If the victim's boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse helps them with something they really shouldn't.
• If the victim got their job through nepotism or deception.
• If a scantily clad woman appears.
• If the narration slut-shames a character or is vaguely misogynistic.
• If a Scary Black Man appears.
• If the victim is Asian.
• If a male victim is referred to as "the gentleman" by an interviewee.
• If a statistic is mentioned.
• If the narrator makes a mean-spirited pun at the victim's expense.

Take a shot:

• If the death is caused by an animal.
• If the death is caused by the incompetence of someone else.
• If the death involves dismemberment or decapitation.
• If the death involves burning.
• If someone else purposely kills the victim.
• If the victim attempts to kill someone.
• If the segment name contains "boned" or "offed".
• If the death comes completely out of nowhere and is completely unrelated to the main subject matter.
• If the victim is completely innocent and sensible.
• If the segment name is the same for two different deaths.
• If the interviewee is a psychologist, sexologist or a similar job who is only brought in to explain why the victim is acting like a douchebag or an idiot.