Drinking Game / Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

• Take a shot whenever John makes a self-deprecating joke.
• Take a shot whenever John imitates an accent.
  • Take two shots whenever John adopts a posh accent, especially when it's used for a British Empire joke.
• Take a shot whenever John introduces someone with an insulting comparison.
• Take a sip whenever John makes a crude sexual joke.
  • Take two sips if it's bestiality-related.
    • Finish your drink if John expresses desire for a horse specifically.
• Take a sip whenever John swears.
• Take a sip whenever John mentions a celebrity.
  • Take two sips if it's a mocking comparison to another figure.
• Take a sip whenever John introduces a country on a map.
  • Take two sips if said country is mislabeled and actually another country.
• Take a shot whenever John says "The fact is".
• Take a shot whenever John mentions that the person or organisation he is talking about has denied wrongdoing in the relevant subject.
• Take a shot whenever John asserts that a subject "Would be depressing, if it weren't so American."