Drinking Game / Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Drink whenever you hear CHUNG-CHUNG.
Drink whenever someone says the word "rape".
You'll be hospitalized before the end of the episode
Drink whenever you recognize the special guest star.
Drink whenever an episode cuts out before the end of a trial.
Drink when someone says "OBJECTION!".
If the lawyer doing the objecting is Rafael Barba, water your drinks or have an ambulance on standby.
Finish your drink if the case is a mistrial.
Smash the bottle if any of these events take place:
A major character (character in the opening credits, NOT just recurring character) dies, and it's actually confirmed that they are dead.
Munch gets some action.
Trust us, you'll be fine.
Drink once for every foot chase- twice if it's a car chase.
Finish the bottle if it's a group foot chase except for Munch, who pulls up in the car afterwards.
Drink whenever someone gets physical in interrogation and has to be removed.
Drink whenever two people involved in a relationship involving statutory rape claim to be in love.
Drink whenever someone is threatened with obstruction charges.
Drink whenever a suspect is threatened with "what they do to guys like you in prison."
Finish the bottle if it's a threat of Prison Rape.
Drink until your liver fails if the threat is made after the episode "Perverted".
Drink whenever one of the detectives is Mistaken for Gay.
Drink whenever a criminal or opposing attorney refers to a female character with a condescending term like "honey" or "sweetheart."
Drink whenever a witness or perp is casually racist to one of the non-white main characters.
Drink whenever a detective is told to go home and get some sleep.
Twice if said detective actually agrees to do so.
Drink once every time a character bellows for someone to call an ambulance.
Drink twice if they call it a 'bus'.
Drink whenever Olivia has a flashback of something.
Drink whenever Olivia mentions Elliot as "My old partner".
Drink whenever Olivia gets a new haircut.
Drink whenever Olivia's conception is referred to.
Drink whenever Olivia's ticking biological clock comes up.
Drink whenever Olivia drinks.
Drink whenever a suspect insults, mocks, or curses out Olivia.
Elliot Stabler (and family):
Drink whenever Elliot yells at a suspect.
One drink for every time Elliot throws a punch.
Drink whenever Kathleen does something bad
Kathy and the kids- drink twice.
Drink whenever someone asks Elliot if he's got kids, or deduces that he does.
Drink whenever Elliot mentions - without being prompted first - that he has kids.
Alternately, drink whenever someone asks any of the other detectives if they have kids.
Drink if Stabler is mentioned after season 12.
Finish the bottle if he's mentioned by name.
Drink whenever Cragen calls someone into his office.
Drink whenever Captain Cragen calls somebody a "Son of a bitch".
Drink whenever Cragen scolds a detective, and says something nice as they leave the office.
Drink whenever Munch makes a sarcastic comment.
Drink whenever Munch makes reference to conspiracy theories.
Drink whenever Fin says something to the effect of "That's messed up."
Drink whenever Rollins' gambling debts are mentioned.
Slam your drink if it results in direct action against her (i.e. assault).
Drink whenever a female character comes on to Amaro.
Finish the bottle if a male character does.
Drink whenever Carisi puts his foot in his mouth.
If Carisi does something clever that actually helps the case, finish the bottle (only for season 16).
Drink once every time Carisi interacts with a child/children.
Drink once every time Carisi mentions a relative/his family.
Drink once every time Carisi is openly religious.
Drink whenever Amaro or Barba get to use Spanish.
Twice if they're talking to each other.
Drink whenever Barba and Olivia hold each other's eyes too long for it to be just friendly.
Assistant District Attorneys
Drink if Casey is wearing a new hairstyle.
Drink when Alex's glasses are on in once scene and off in the next.
Drink whenever there is something that could be construed as Alex/Olivia subtext.
Drink whenever you see Casey's thank you poster in her office.
Drink whenever Alex bends the rules and doing so makes Judge Donnelly mad.
Drink whenever Barba wears pink.
Two drinks when Barba's suspenders and socks match.
If the pocket square matches or coordinates with both of the above as well as the tie, finish your drink.
Drink whenever Barba is visibly exasperated with the SVU detectives.
Drink whenever Barba makes a face at whatever the defense attorney is saying.
Drink when Barba stands to interview a witness and buttons the top button of his suit.
Drink for every article of clothing Barba is not wearing while prepping for a case: jacket, waistcoat, tie, pocket square, and suspenders (aka braces). If his sleeves are rolled up, add another drink. You will be so very, very sloshed.
If Barba is wearing something other than a suit, finish the bottle.
Other SVU Staff
Down half your beer if BDWong makes an appearance this episode.
Drink whenever Dr. Warner reveals a surprising plot twist.