Drinking Game / Dilbert

Take a shot when...
  • Someone goes "Gaa!"
  • Dogbert talks about taking over the world.
  • The Catbert header appears.
  • Dilbert invents something. Add a second shot if the Pointy-Haired Boss takes credit for it.
  • The garbageman appears.
  • Alice punches or otherwise injures someone.
  • Wally comes up with a way to avoid work that's actually more effort than working would be.
  • Topper says "That's nothing! I (insert topping statement here)"
  • A new one-shot character appears that's not Ted, The Generic Guy.