Drinking Game: CSI: Miami

Drinking game for CSI: Miami:

  • Drink every time Horatio shifts his body solely for the purpose of looking dramatically over his shoulder at someone.
  • Drink every time one CSI explains how a bit of evidence is processed to another CSI who would already know very well how it works.
  • Drink every time Horatio lowers his head, looks up, and smirks before speaking.
  • Drink every time there is a needless and time-wasting travelogue-esque montage to remind us that the show is set in Miami.
  • And, of course, drink every time Horatio says a one-liner, or when he takes off his sunglasses, says "mmmm" and puts them on again within seconds.
  • Take a sip for every time The Coroner Alexx Woods acts motherly towards a corpse.