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Drinking Game: Brewdening Love
A drinking game for the fanfic Brewdening Love. Created by the members of the Twilight Sucks forum.

Good luck, you brave soul.

  • Take a shot each time Joan calls herself or Edward hot or sexy. Misspellings, such as hawt or sexah, count.
    • Two shots if she spells it right.
  • Take a shot whenever she says how much she loves God.
    • Another shot if Joan commits one of the Seven Deadly Sins or breaks one of the Ten Commandments in the same or following paragraph.
  • One shot when she just acts like a total hypocrite. (Forgiving people because they're hot?)
  • Take a shot when she describes her appearance, such as clothing and make up (when she describes both, one shot because I don't want anyone to pass out because of her narcissism).
    • Two shots if it isn't slutty.
  • Take a shot for each antisemitic, homophobic or racist comment.
    • Two shots when she does all at once.
      • Three shots when she does this while insulting the snarkers.
  • Take a shot each time she dyes her hair.
    • Two shots if it's impossible for her to dye her hair in that moment.
    • Two shots if she comments on the old color.
  • Take a shot each time she spells "him" "hymn". Variations included.
  • Take a shot each time she types "smell" instead of "smile". Again, variations included.
  • Take a shot each time Joan's dad has a new job.
    • Two shots if it's in the same chapter.
  • Take a shot each time she spells a name wrong.
    • Two shots when she says "Erin" instead of "Joan".
      • Three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin.
      • Three shots for each time she doesn't even spell "Erin" right (i.e. Erni).
    • Two shots when she calls Edward "Edwood".
    • Two shots when she calls Jacob "Fernando" (or some variation).
    • One shot each time she uses a nickname, such as Ward.
  • Take a shot each time she uses a non-existent adverb.
    • Another shot when it doesn't even make sense. (For example: "He beat them up sexily")
    • Another shot when it's completely redundant. ("We ate eatingly")
  • Take a shot for each logic failure separate from anything else on this list. ("But if you haven't read the books you'd already know that!")
  • Take a shot for each sexual innuendo.
  • Take a shot for each caps rape.
  • Take a shot each time she says something that doesn't have to do with the story (A/Ns not included).
  • Take a shot each time Jenny has a new boyfriend.
  • Take a shot each time she insults the "flammers".
    • Two shots if it's in the middle of the story... (Optional.)
    • Another shot when she uses "sinners", "satan-worshipping" or variations of those two.
      • Yet another shot when she spells it right. (Like that'll happen.)
  • Take a shot when she says heathen instead of heaven.
  • Take a shot each time she uses emotions as nouns and it doesn't make sense. ("I got anger")
  • Take a shot each time Brian burns something.
  • Take a shot for each memorable sentence. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")
  • Take a shot for each time she mixes up someone's gender. ("I decide I want to be his boyfriend.")
  • Take a shot for each time she acts like a slut. ...Scratch that, too risky...
  • Take a shot each time she mentions someone she apparently knows IRL.
  • Take a shot for each mood swing. ("FUCK OFF SINNARS love you all xoxoxoxo")
  • Take a shot each time she's mean to her dad or insults him for no reason.
  • Take a shot each time she swears. Yes, misspellings and abbreviations count.
  • Take a shot for each A/N in the middle of the story.
  • Take a shot each time she rapes the bible. This includes Jesus helping her or God suddenly being her BFF.
    • Take a shot each time the Pope is mentioned.
      • Another shot if he's being mentioned along with his...popestick or the Pope Mobile.
  • Take a shot each time she says "Christian".
  • Take a shot each time Joan is about to have sex with Edward BUT REFUSES IN THE LAST SECOND because she's a good Christian.
  • Take a shot each time she says she wants to marry Edward or can't wait to.
    • Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e.
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