History DrinkingGame / BrewdeningLove

8th Jul '12 11:28:16 PM Nohbody
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* Take a shot for each [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")

to:

* Take a shot for each [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome [[MundaneMadeAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")
11th May '12 12:31:41 AM PinballPlayingPenguin
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** Another shot if Joan commits one of the Seven Deadly Sins in the same or following paragraph.

to:

** Another shot if Joan commits one of the Seven Deadly Sins or breaks one of the Ten Commandments in the same or following paragraph.



* Take a shot when she describes her appearance, such as clothing and make up (when she describes both, one shot because I don't want anyone to pass out because of her narcissism)

to:

* Take a shot when she describes her appearance, such as clothing and make up (when she describes both, one shot because I don't want anyone to pass out because of her narcissism)narcissism).



* Take a shot each time she types "smell" instead of "smile", again, variations included

to:

* Take a shot each time she types "smell" instead of "smile", again, "smile". Again, variations includedincluded.



** Two shots when she says "Erin" instead of "Joan"
*** Three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin (or vice-versa).

to:

** Two shots when she says "Erin" instead of "Joan"
"Joan".
*** Three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin (or vice-versa).Erin.



** Two shots when she calls Edward "Edwood"
** Two shots when she calls Jacob Fernando.

to:

** Two shots when she calls Edward "Edwood"
"Edwood".
** Two shots when she calls Jacob Fernando."Fernando" (or some variation).



** Another shot when it doesn't even make sense (For example: "He beat them up sexily")** Another shot when it's completely redundant ("We ate eatingly")
* Take a shot for each brain (logic) fail separate from anything else on this list. ("But if you haven't read the books you'd already know that!")

to:

** Another shot when it doesn't even make sense sense. (For example: "He beat them up sexily")** sexily")
**
Another shot when it's completely redundant redundant. ("We ate eatingly")
* Take a shot for each brain (logic) fail [[LogicalFallacies logic failure]] separate from anything else on this list. ("But if you haven't read the books you'd already know that!")



* Take a shot each time she says something that doesn't have to do with the story (A/Ns not included)

to:

* Take a shot each time she says something that doesn't have to do with the story (A/Ns not included)included).



** Two shots if it's in the middle of the story... (optional)
** Another shot when she uses "sinners", "satan-worshipping" or variations of those two

to:

** Two shots if it's in the middle of the story... (optional)
(Optional.)
** Another shot when she uses "sinners", "satan-worshipping" or variations of those twotwo.



* Take a shot each time she uses emotions as nouns and it doesn't make sense ("I got anger")

to:

* Take a shot each time she uses emotions as nouns and it doesn't make sense sense. ("I got anger")



* Take a shot for each [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" - "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")
* Take a shot for each time she mixes up someones gender ("I decide I want to be his boyfriend.")
* Take a shot for each time she acts like a slut Scratch that, too risky.

to:

* Take a shot for each [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" - "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")
* Take a shot for each time she mixes up someones gender someone's gender. ("I decide I want to be his boyfriend.")
* Take a shot for each time she acts like a slut slut. ...Scratch that, too risky.risky...



*** Another shot if he's being mentioned along with his... popestick or the Pope Mobile
* Take a shot each time she says "Christian"
* Take a shot each time [[strike:Jnoa]] Joan is about to have sex with [[strike:Ward]] Edward BUT REFUSES IN THE LAST SECOND because she's a good [[strike:Christina]] Christian.

to:

*** Another shot if he's being mentioned along with his... popestick or the Pope Mobile
Mobile.
* Take a shot each time she says "Christian"
"Christian".
* Take a shot each time [[strike:Jnoa]] Joan is about to have sex with [[strike:Ward]] Edward BUT REFUSES IN THE LAST SECOND because she's a good [[strike:Christina]] Christian.



** Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e.

to:

** Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e.
10th May '12 5:26:58 PM PinballPlayingPenguin
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*Take a shot each time Joan calls herself or Edward hot or sexy. Misspellings, such as hawt or sexah, count.
**Two shots if she spells it right.


*Take a shot whenever she says how much she loves God.
**Another shot if Joan commits one of the Seven Deadly Sins in the same or following paragraph.


*One shot when she just acts like a total hypocrite. (Forgiving people because they're hot?)


*Take a shot when she describes her appearance, such as clothing and make up (when she describes both, one shot because I don't want anyone to pass out because of her narcissism)
**Two shots if it isn't slutty.


*Take a shot for each antisemitic, homophobic or racist comment.
**Two shots when she does all at once.
***Three shots when she does this while insulting the snarkers.


*Take a shot each time she dyes her hair.
**Two shots if it's impossible for her to dye her hair in that moment.
**Two shots if she comments on the old color.


*Take a shot each time she spells "him" "hymn". Variations included.
*Take a shot each time she types "smell" instead of "smile", again, variations included


*Take a shot each time Joan's dad has a new job.
**Two shots if it's in the same chapter.


*Take a shot each time she spells a name wrong.
**Two shots when she says "Erin" instead of "Joan"
**Two shots when she calls Edward "Edwood"
**Two shots when she calls Jacob Fernando.
**One shot each time she uses a nickname, such as Ward.


*Take a shot each time she uses a non-existent adverb.
**Another shot when it doesn't even make sense (For example: "He beat them up sexily")
**Another shot when it's completely redundant ("We ate eatingly")


*Take a shot for each brain (logic) fail separate from anything else on this list. ("But if you haven't read the books you'd already know that!")


*Take a shot for each sexual innuendo.


*Take a shot for each caps rape.


*Take a shot each time she says something that doesn't have to do with the story (A/Ns not included)


*Take a shot each time Jenny has a new boyfriend.


*Take a shot each time she insults the "flammers".
**Two shots if it's in the middle of the story... (optional)
**Another shot when she uses "sinners", "satan-worshipping" or variations of those two
***Yet another shot when she spells it right. (Like that'll happen.)
*Take a shot when she says heathen instead of heaven.


*Take a shot each time she uses emotions as nouns and it doesn't make sense ("I got anger")


*Take a shot each time Brian burns something.


*Take a shot for each [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" - "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")


*Take a shot for each time she mixes up someones gender ("I decide I want to be his boyfriend.")


*Take a shot for each time she acts like a slut Scratch that, too risky.


*Take a shot each time she mentions someone she apparently knows IRL.


*Take a shot for each mood swing. ("FUCK OFF SINNARS love you all xoxoxoxo")


*Take a shot each time she's mean to her dad or insults him for no reason.


*Take a shot each time she swears. Yes, misspellings and abbreviations count.


*Take a shot for each A/N in the middle of the story.


*Take a shot each time she rapes the bible. This includes Jesus helping her or God suddenly being her BFF.
**Take a shot each time the Pope is mentioned.
***Another shot if he's being mentioned along with his... popestick or the Pope Mobile


*Take a shot each time she says "Christian"


*Take a shot each time [[strike:Jnoa]] Joan is about to have sex with [[strike:Ward]] Edward BUT REFUSES IN THE LAST SECOND because she's a good [[strike:Christina]] Christian.

*Take a shot each time she says she wants to marry Edward or can't wait to.
**Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e.

*Take three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin.

to:

\n\n*Take * Take a shot each time Joan calls herself or Edward hot or sexy. Misspellings, such as hawt or sexah, count.
**Two ** Two shots if she spells it right.


*Take
right.
* Take
a shot whenever she says how much she loves God.
**Another ** Another shot if Joan commits one of the Seven Deadly Sins in the same or following paragraph.


*One
paragraph.
* One
shot when she just acts like a total hypocrite. (Forgiving people because they're hot?)


*Take
hot?)
* Take
a shot when she describes her appearance, such as clothing and make up (when she describes both, one shot because I don't want anyone to pass out because of her narcissism)
**Two ** Two shots if it isn't slutty.


*Take
slutty.
* Take
a shot for each antisemitic, homophobic or racist comment.
**Two ** Two shots when she does all at once.
***Three *** Three shots when she does this while insulting the snarkers.


*Take
snarkers.
* Take
a shot each time she dyes her hair.
**Two ** Two shots if it's impossible for her to dye her hair in that moment.
**Two ** Two shots if she comments on the old color.


*Take
color.
* Take
a shot each time she spells "him" "hymn". Variations included.
*Take * Take a shot each time she types "smell" instead of "smile", again, variations included


*Take
included
* Take
a shot each time Joan's dad has a new job.
**Two ** Two shots if it's in the same chapter.


*Take
chapter.
* Take
a shot each time she spells a name wrong.
**Two ** Two shots when she says "Erin" instead of "Joan"
**Two *** Three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin (or vice-versa).
*** Three shots for each time she doesn't even spell "Erin" right (i.e. Erni).
** Two
shots when she calls Edward "Edwood"
**Two ** Two shots when she calls Jacob Fernando.
**One ** One shot each time she uses a nickname, such as Ward.


*Take
Ward.
* Take
a shot each time she uses a non-existent adverb.
**Another ** Another shot when it doesn't even make sense (For example: "He beat them up sexily")
**Another
sexily")** Another shot when it's completely redundant ("We ate eatingly")


*Take
eatingly")
* Take
a shot for each brain (logic) fail separate from anything else on this list. ("But if you haven't read the books you'd already know that!")


*Take
that!")
* Take
a shot for each sexual innuendo.


*Take
innuendo.
* Take
a shot for each caps rape.


*Take
rape.
* Take
a shot each time she says something that doesn't have to do with the story (A/Ns not included)


*Take
included)
* Take
a shot each time Jenny has a new boyfriend.


*Take
boyfriend.
* Take
a shot each time she insults the "flammers".
**Two ** Two shots if it's in the middle of the story... (optional)
**Another ** Another shot when she uses "sinners", "satan-worshipping" or variations of those two
***Yet *** Yet another shot when she spells it right. (Like that'll happen.)
*Take * Take a shot when she says heathen instead of heaven.


*Take
heaven.
* Take
a shot each time she uses emotions as nouns and it doesn't make sense ("I got anger")


*Take
anger")
* Take
a shot each time Brian burns something.


*Take
something.
* Take
a shot for each [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" - "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")


*Take
CAN")
* Take
a shot for each time she mixes up someones gender ("I decide I want to be his boyfriend.")


*Take
")
* Take
a shot for each time she acts like a slut Scratch that, too risky.


*Take
risky.
* Take
a shot each time she mentions someone she apparently knows IRL.


*Take
IRL.
* Take
a shot for each mood swing. ("FUCK OFF SINNARS love you all xoxoxoxo")


*Take
xoxoxoxo")
* Take
a shot each time she's mean to her dad or insults him for no reason.


*Take
reason.
* Take
a shot each time she swears. Yes, misspellings and abbreviations count.


*Take
count.
* Take
a shot for each A/N in the middle of the story.


*Take
story.
* Take
a shot each time she rapes the bible. This includes Jesus helping her or God suddenly being her BFF.
**Take ** Take a shot each time the Pope is mentioned.
***Another *** Another shot if he's being mentioned along with his... popestick or the Pope Mobile


*Take
Mobile
* Take
a shot each time she says "Christian"


*Take
"Christian"
* Take
a shot each time [[strike:Jnoa]] Joan is about to have sex with [[strike:Ward]] Edward BUT REFUSES IN THE LAST SECOND because she's a good [[strike:Christina]] Christian.

*Take
Christian.
* Take
a shot each time she says she wants to marry Edward or can't wait to.
**Take ** Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e.

*Take three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin.
e.
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