History DrinkingGame / BrewdeningLove

** Two shots if she does not bathe before this (...Maybe not, you don't want liver failure)

** Two shots if she does not bathe near this (...Maybe not, you don't want liver failure)

* Take a shot every time she says something suspiciously sapphic, bisexual, lesbic or wlw.

* Take a shot every time she says something suspiciously sapphic, lesbian or wlw.

** Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e.

** Another shot when it doesn't even make sense. (For example: "He beat them up sexily")

* Take a shot for each [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")

** Another shot if Joan commits one of the Seven Deadly Sins in the same or following paragraph.

* Take a shot when she describes her appearance, such as clothing and make up (when she describes both, one shot because I don't want anyone to pass out because of her narcissism)

* Take a shot each time she types "smell" instead of "smile", again, variations included

** Two shots when she says "Erin" instead of "Joan"
*** Three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin (or vice-versa).

** Two shots when she calls Edward "Edwood"
** Two shots when she calls Jacob Fernando.

** Another shot when it doesn't even make sense (For example: "He beat them up sexily")** Another shot when it's completely redundant ("We ate eatingly")
* Take a shot for each brain (logic) fail separate from anything else on this list. ("But if you haven't read the books you'd already know that!")

* Take a shot each time she says something that doesn't have to do with the story (A/Ns not included)

** Two shots if it's in the middle of the story... (optional)
** Another shot when she uses "sinners", "satan-worshipping" or variations of those two

* Take a shot each time she uses emotions as nouns and it doesn't make sense ("I got anger")

* Take a shot for each [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" - "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")
* Take a shot for each time she mixes up someones gender ("I decide I want to be his boyfriend.")
* Take a shot for each time she acts like a slut Scratch that, too risky.

*** Another shot if he's being mentioned along with his... popestick or the Pope Mobile
* Take a shot each time she says "Christian"
* Take a shot each time [[strike:Jnoa]] Joan is about to have sex with [[strike:Ward]] Edward BUT REFUSES IN THE LAST SECOND because she's a good [[strike:Christina]] Christian.

** Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e.

*Take a shot each time Joan calls herself or Edward hot or sexy. Misspellings, such as hawt or sexah, count.
**Two shots if she spells it right.


*Take a shot whenever she says how much she loves God.
**Another shot if Joan commits one of the Seven Deadly Sins in the same or following paragraph.


*One shot when she just acts like a total hypocrite. (Forgiving people because they're hot?)


*Take a shot when she describes her appearance, such as clothing and make up (when she describes both, one shot because I don't want anyone to pass out because of her narcissism)
**Two shots if it isn't slutty.


*Take a shot for each antisemitic, homophobic or racist comment.
**Two shots when she does all at once.
***Three shots when she does this while insulting the snarkers.


*Take a shot each time she dyes her hair.
**Two shots if it's impossible for her to dye her hair in that moment.
**Two shots if she comments on the old color.


*Take a shot each time she spells "him" "hymn". Variations included.
*Take a shot each time she types "smell" instead of "smile", again, variations included


*Take a shot each time Joan's dad has a new job.
**Two shots if it's in the same chapter.


*Take a shot each time she spells a name wrong.
**Two shots when she says "Erin" instead of "Joan"
**Two shots when she calls Edward "Edwood"
**Two shots when she calls Jacob Fernando.
**One shot each time she uses a nickname, such as Ward.


*Take a shot each time she uses a non-existent adverb.
**Another shot when it doesn't even make sense (For example: "He beat them up sexily")
**Another shot when it's completely redundant ("We ate eatingly")


*Take a shot for each brain (logic) fail separate from anything else on this list. ("But if you haven't read the books you'd already know that!")


*Take a shot for each sexual innuendo.


*Take a shot for each caps rape.


*Take a shot each time she says something that doesn't have to do with the story (A/Ns not included)


*Take a shot each time Jenny has a new boyfriend.


*Take a shot each time she insults the "flammers".
**Two shots if it's in the middle of the story... (optional)
**Another shot when she uses "sinners", "satan-worshipping" or variations of those two
***Yet another shot when she spells it right. (Like that'll happen.)
*Take a shot when she says heathen instead of heaven.


*Take a shot each time she uses emotions as nouns and it doesn't make sense ("I got anger")


*Take a shot each time Brian burns something.


*Take a shot for each [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" - "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")


*Take a shot for each time she mixes up someones gender ("I decide I want to be his boyfriend.")


*Take a shot for each time she acts like a slut Scratch that, too risky.


*Take a shot each time she mentions someone she apparently knows IRL.


*Take a shot for each mood swing. ("FUCK OFF SINNARS love you all xoxoxoxo")


*Take a shot each time she's mean to her dad or insults him for no reason.


*Take a shot each time she swears. Yes, misspellings and abbreviations count.


*Take a shot for each A/N in the middle of the story.


*Take a shot each time she rapes the bible. This includes Jesus helping her or God suddenly being her BFF.
**Take a shot each time the Pope is mentioned.
***Another shot if he's being mentioned along with his... popestick or the Pope Mobile


*Take a shot each time she says "Christian"


*Take a shot each time [[strike:Jnoa]] Joan is about to have sex with [[strike:Ward]] Edward BUT REFUSES IN THE LAST SECOND because she's a good [[strike:Christina]] Christian.

*Take a shot each time she says she wants to marry Edward or can't wait to.
**Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e.

*Take three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin.