Line #43 DrinkingGame/BrewdeningLove


1	A drinking game for the fanfic [[Fanfic/BrewdeningLove Brewdening Love]]. Created by the members of the Twilight Sucks forum.
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3	Good luck, you brave soul.
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5	* Take a shot each time Joan calls herself or Edward hot or sexy. Misspellings, such as hawt or sexah, count.
6	** Two shots if she spells it right.
7	* Take a shot whenever she says how much she loves God.
8	** Another shot if Joan commits one of the Seven Deadly Sins or breaks one of the Ten Commandments in the same or following paragraph.
9	* One shot when she just acts like a total hypocrite. (Forgiving people because they're hot?)
10	* Take a shot when she describes her appearance, such as clothing and make up (when she describes both, one shot because I don't want anyone to pass out because of her narcissism).
11	** Two shots if it isn't slutty.
12	* Take a shot if she describes doing her make up or changing clothes but not bathing (...Maybe not, you don't want liver failure)
13	* Take a shot for each antisemitic, homophobic or racist comment.
14	** Two shots when she does all at once.
15	*** Three shots when she does this while insulting the snarkers.
16	* Take a shot each time she dyes her hair.
17	** Two shots if it's impossible for her to dye her hair in that moment.
18	** Two shots if she comments on the old color.
19	* Take a shot each time she spells "him" "hymn". Variations included.
20	* Take a shot each time she types "smell" instead of "smile". Again, variations included.
21	* Take a shot each time Joan's dad has a new job.
22	** Two shots if it's in the same chapter.
23	* Take a shot each time she spells a name wrong.
24	** Two shots when she says "Erin" instead of "Joan".
25	*** Three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin.
26	*** Three shots for each time she doesn't even spell "Erin" right (i.e. Erni).
27	** Two shots when she calls Edward "Edwood".
28	** Two shots when she calls Jacob "Fernando" (or some variation).
29	** One shot each time she uses a nickname, such as Ward.
30	* Take a shot each time she uses a non-existent adverb.
31	** Another shot when it doesn't even make sense. (For example: "He beat them up [[CrunchTastic sexily]]")
32	** Another shot when it's completely redundant. ("We ate eatingly")
33	* Take a shot for each [[LogicalFallacies logic failure]] separate from anything else on this list. ("But if you haven't read the books you'd already know that!")
34	* Take a shot for each sexual innuendo.
35	* Take a shot for each caps rape.
36	* Take a shot each time she says something that doesn't have to do with the story (A/Ns not included).
37	* Take a shot each time Jenny has a new boyfriend.
38	* Take a shot each time she insults the "flammers".
39	** Two shots if it's in the middle of the story... (Optional.)
40	** Another shot when she uses "sinners", "satan-worshipping" or variations of those two.
41	*** Yet another shot when she spells it right. (Like that'll happen.)
42	* Take a shot when she says heathen instead of heaven.
43	* Take a shot each time she uses emotions as nouns and it doesn't make sense. ("I got anger")
44	* Take a shot each time Brian burns something.
45	* Take a shot for each [[MundaneMadeAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN")
46	* Take a shot for each time she mixes up someone's gender. ("I decide I want to be his boyfriend.")
47	* Take a shot for each time she acts like a slut. ...Scratch that, too risky...
48	* Take a shot each time she mentions someone she apparently knows IRL.
49	* Take a shot for each mood swing. ("FUCK OFF SINNARS love you all xoxoxoxo")
50	* Take a shot each time she's mean to her dad or insults him for no reason.
51	* Take a shot each time she swears. Yes, misspellings and abbreviations count.
52	* Take a shot for each A/N in the middle of the story.
53	* Take a shot each time she rapes the bible. This includes Jesus helping her or God suddenly being her BFF.
54	** Take a shot each time the Pope is mentioned.
55	*** Another shot if he's being mentioned along with his...popestick or the Pope Mobile.
56	* Take a shot each time she says "Christian".
57	* Take a shot each time Joan is about to have sex with Edward BUT REFUSES IN THE LAST SECOND because she's a good Christian.
58	* Take a shot each time she says she wants to marry Edward or can't wait to.
59	** Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e.
60	* Take a shot every time she says something suspiciously sapphic, bisexual, lesbic or wlw.

Context DrinkingGame / BrewdeningLove