1 | A drinking game for the fanfic [[Fanfic/BrewdeningLove Brewdening Love]]. Created by the members of the Twilight Sucks forum. |
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3 | Good luck, you brave soul. |
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5 | * Take a shot each time Joan calls herself or Edward hot or sexy. Misspellings, such as hawt or sexah, count. |
6 | ** Two shots if she spells it right. |
7 | * Take a shot whenever she says how much she loves God. |
8 | ** Another shot if Joan commits one of the Seven Deadly Sins or breaks one of the Ten Commandments in the same or following paragraph. |
9 | * One shot when she just acts like a total hypocrite. (Forgiving people because they're hot?) |
10 | * Take a shot when she describes her appearance, such as clothing and make up (when she describes both, one shot because I don't want anyone to pass out because of her narcissism). |
11 | ** Two shots if it isn't slutty. |
12 | * Take a shot if she describes doing her make up or changing clothes but not bathing (...Maybe not, you don't want liver failure) |
13 | * Take a shot for each antisemitic, homophobic or racist comment. |
14 | ** Two shots when she does all at once. |
15 | *** Three shots when she does this while insulting the snarkers. |
16 | * Take a shot each time she dyes her hair. |
17 | ** Two shots if it's impossible for her to dye her hair in that moment. |
18 | ** Two shots if she comments on the old color. |
19 | * Take a shot each time she spells "him" "hymn". Variations included. |
20 | * Take a shot each time she types "smell" instead of "smile". Again, variations included. |
21 | * Take a shot each time Joan's dad has a new job. |
22 | ** Two shots if it's in the same chapter. |
23 | * Take a shot each time she spells a name wrong. |
24 | ** Two shots when she says "Erin" instead of "Joan". |
25 | *** Three shots each time she uses "Bella" instead of Joan or Erin. |
26 | *** Three shots for each time she doesn't even spell "Erin" right (i.e. Erni). |
27 | ** Two shots when she calls Edward "Edwood". |
28 | ** Two shots when she calls Jacob "Fernando" (or some variation). |
29 | ** One shot each time she uses a nickname, such as Ward. |
30 | * Take a shot each time she uses a non-existent adverb. |
31 | ** Another shot when it doesn't even make sense. (For example: "He beat them up [[CrunchTastic sexily]]") |
32 | ** Another shot when it's completely redundant. ("We ate eatingly") |
33 | * Take a shot for each [[LogicalFallacies logic failure]] separate from anything else on this list. ("But if you haven't read the books you'd already know that!") |
34 | * Take a shot for each sexual innuendo. |
35 | * Take a shot for each caps rape. |
36 | * Take a shot each time she says something that doesn't have to do with the story (A/Ns not included). |
37 | * Take a shot each time Jenny has a new boyfriend. |
38 | * Take a shot each time she insults the "flammers". |
39 | ** Two shots if it's in the middle of the story... (Optional.) |
40 | ** Another shot when she uses "sinners", "satan-worshipping" or variations of those two. |
41 | *** Yet another shot when she spells it right. (Like that'll happen.) |
42 | * Take a shot when she says heathen instead of heaven. |
43 | * Take a shot each time she uses emotions as nouns and it doesn't make sense. ("I got anger") |
44 | * Take a shot each time Brian burns something. |
45 | * Take a shot for each [[MundaneMadeAwesome memorable sentence]]. ("NO PEARY GATES FOR YOU" "I AM THE FBI AND I CAN") |
46 | * Take a shot for each time she mixes up someone's gender. ("I decide I want to be his boyfriend.") |
47 | * Take a shot for each time she acts like a slut. ...Scratch that, too risky... |
48 | * Take a shot each time she mentions someone she apparently knows IRL. |
49 | * Take a shot for each mood swing. ("FUCK OFF SINNARS love you all xoxoxoxo") |
50 | * Take a shot each time she's mean to her dad or insults him for no reason. |
51 | * Take a shot each time she swears. Yes, misspellings and abbreviations count. |
52 | * Take a shot for each A/N in the middle of the story. |
53 | * Take a shot each time she rapes the bible. This includes Jesus helping her or God suddenly being her BFF. |
54 | ** Take a shot each time the Pope is mentioned. |
55 | *** Another shot if he's being mentioned along with his...popestick or the Pope Mobile. |
56 | * Take a shot each time she says "Christian". |
57 | * Take a shot each time Joan is about to have sex with Edward BUT REFUSES IN THE LAST SECOND because she's a good Christian. |
58 | * Take a shot each time she says she wants to marry Edward or can't wait to. |
59 | ** Take another shot if she spells "marry" with an e. |
60 | * Take a shot every time she says something suspiciously sapphic, bisexual, lesbic or wlw. |
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