Crosses The Line Twice / Supermarioglitchy4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers

"Oh, you must have Stage 4 Broken Legs. Well, you can buy the Advanced Healing Rock DLC for only $500, and an ongoing $60 a month subscription."

SMG4 is a natural at doing Black Comedy right, and it shows; the Stylistic Suck really helps the writers get away with making horrifying things look hilarious, such that you could probably just throw a lot of the jokes in these bloopers under here.

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Regular episodes

• Several Running Gags could qualify, such as a Koopa in a wheelchair being repeatedly abused whenever he's onscreen or Mario being naked onscreen more times than one can count.
  • Mario and Peach's relationship is essentially the two taking one and a million shots at each other, mentally, physically, and vocally. And it's glorious.
• Mario's father only appears for a few seconds in "The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario"... and in those seconds, he has to be held back by a doctor because he took one look at Mario and tried to "Kill it before it lays eggs!". Then he tosses Mario out of the car onto the streets and seemingly crashes to death.
• In "the Toad, the Fat and the Ugly.", Toad finding out that the Toadette he has been pining for the whole episode is 9 years old? Disturbing. Frankie, who is also a child, chiming in with "That's even better!". Hilariously disturbing. Toad getting arrested for pedophilia a few seconds later? Hilarious.
• "Snowtrapped" has SMG4 and SMG3, trapped in a cabin and slowly going nuts, having half-conscious sex onscreen... while a poor parrot watches, clearly traumatized beyond belief. Once Mario arrives to rescue them, it immediately flies out, singing this little ditty:
  Parrot: I don't now what the fuck just happened.
  But I don't really care
  Imma get the fuck outta here
  Fuck this shit I'm out!
  • The real kicker? Years later, we learn the two aren't just lookalikes, they're meme guardians born from the same source. They are, in a sense, brothers. So on top of everything else, that poor parrot was watching pseudo incest too.
• In "Can Ganondorf Come Out To Play?" after Peach's Accidental Suicide, Bowser tries to perform medical surgery on her with a band aid, chainsaw, and hot dog which just makes Peach look more messed up. Ganondorf decides to try to resurrect her with his "fairy powers" to summon the death god and only succeeds in roasting her corpse. They give up and Ganondorf asks Bowser if he wants to roast some marshmallows. Sure enough, this is how Mario, Luigi, and Bob found them and Bob even joins in on the marshmallows.
• Then there's the crew parodying the Power Rangers morphing sequence in "Mighty Morphin' Mario Rangers". Only SMG4 and Toad call out their actual colors, but one stands out.
  Toad: "WHITE POWER!"
• SMG4 killing a goon by shoving a huge chunk of ice in his ass in "Final Fantasy Mario".
• In "Mario and the Bob Mansion", when SMG4 asks Bob where his fire extinguishers are, Bob replies that safety is for losers. Cut to Bowser finding one and using it on his face instead of the fire, only for it to set him on fire. Bob then reveals that while he doesn't have fire extinguishers, he does have flamethrowers disguised as fire extinguishers.
• "Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In the Door" goes from Mario nearly getting his dick chopped off by Bob to a tank nearly blowing it off to aliens attacking the Mushroom Kingdom and replicating the door to trap the entire Mushroom Kingdom military's pingases in doors.
• From "Mario School Club", we bring you "My Gym Teacher Is a Sexy Rhinoceros"
  (The anime opens on the rhino rampaging through a burning gym)
  Naoto: WHY IS THERE A RHINOCEROS HERE!?
  Rise: WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?
  Teddie: HE BROKE MY DICK!
  Joker: (Watching the rhino's butt) My God, you're greasy.
• SMG3 casting a melon to play Meggy in "I Can't Believe It's Not SMG4"? Hilarious. Him doing the same for Desti? Horrible and hilarious. The fact that Mario doesn't see anything wrong or familiar about all this and plays through the funeral scene without a hint of irony? Doubly so.
• In SMG4 EXPANDS his brain we get to see a corrupted and even more chaotic version of Super Smash Bros. Charizard blasting fire from it's rear, crass. Attatch a certain PewDiePie quote to the scene and it takes a diving leap right back over the line.
  Charizard: I'M ON MY PERIOD!
• The reason King Boo hates Luigi? "Mario Babies" reveals that he sucked his son into a vacuum as a baby... after going through the adults section of a store.
• In the 10th Anniversary, Bob gets sent flying through Inkopolis, and we cut to Desti's team at a memorial of her. Bob then lands there, crashing into Desti's portrait, and then when he gets up, we see his blade-arm went right through her chest, just as Sephiroth did to Desti back on the island. Needless to say, the Octolings are a bit pissed.
• Mario meeting Drake & Josh in "If Mario Was In Nickelodeon, complete with the opening mentioning Dateline.
• The fate Mario inflicts on Mr. Incredible in "Mario Becomes Uncanny" can best be described as Black Comedy Mind Rape.
• In The Meme Games 2022, Kaizo is on the receiving end of an Ass Shove from Donkey Kong who raps out what he's going to do while Saiko bobs along and Bob films it.
  So you're finally here, tryina' clap my cheeks?
  Well, not after my dick breaking techniques!
  Put your hands together if you wanna scream
  As I fill your ass with this metal beam!

Mario Does Things

• In "Mario Reacts To CURSED Nintendo Commercials", Princess Peach vigorously humps the computer in response to a commercial featuring a masculine-looking Mario actor. The real Mario tries to prove that he can do better by transforming into Carl Johnson. Peach responds by shooting him in the face, apparently indicating that she's racist.
• "Mario Tries Life Hacks" contains a Parody Commercial for "Mario's New Cheese Grater". Said cheese grater's stated use? To erase the user from existence because no one loves them. The narrator (Bob) even declares that the world is a better place without them.