This be a list of characters from the Garry's Mod machinima Moments with Heavy. Keep in mind that the sheet is unfinished, and because of it...
UNDER CONSTRUCTION. HELP WHERE NEEDED.
BLU Heavy
- Voiced by: Gary Schwartz
The protagonist of the series, he always gets into bizarre situations he needs to get out of himself.
- Big Head Mode: Whenever he shouts "NO!"
- Dumb Muscle: Very big, absolutely dumb.
- Book Dumb: He technically should have failed his driver's test, considering he answered that you should "crash into the thingy and die" when approaching an oncoming train. Yet because he answered the extra credit question correctly, he passed.
- The Cameo: Appears in Mass Defect when Male Shepard transforms into him.
- Finger Firearms: His seemingly harmless Finger Gun can be a very deadly weapon, shooting invisible yet powerful projectiles.
- Lethally Stupid: Causes massive property damage just by being himself.
- No Indoor Voice: He is often very loud, though most notably is his tendency to shout "NO".
- Too Dumb to Live: Oh boy...where to start?
RED Heavy
- Voiced by: Gary Schwartz
The antagonist, he's a lot more level-headed than his BLU counterpart.
- Big Bad: Of Heavy Goes Bowling.
- Cheaters Never Prosper: Tries several times to cheat during his bowling match against BLU Heavy. He is finally disqualified when he pulls out a firearm.
- The Cameo: Appears in Mass Defect when Female Shepard transforms into him.
- Jerkass
- Sore Loser: He doesn't take his defeat very well.
Ellis
- Voiced By: Eric Ladin
A strange man that Heavy meets when he is sucked into Left 4 Dead 2. He tries to help him throughout, with varying degrees of success.
- Book Dumb
- Death Is Cheap: Falls from great heights repeatedly and gets shot by twin sentry guns at least once, but at the most he is temporarily incapacitated.
- Fire-Forged Friends: Downplayed as he is always cordial towards the Heavy, but the Heavy was very irritated and downright hostile to him initially. They become very good friends over the course of their insane adventure, to the point that Heavy sheds a tear and gives him a bear-hug when he shows up on Christmas Day with a teddy bear for him.
- Say My Name: He likes to introduce himself to people, even if he's already met them.
- Took a Level in Badass: Helps Heavy, Chuck and Frank defeat the monster cat.
Francis
- Voiced By: Vincent Valenzuela
A punk who occasionally gets pulled into the action one way or another, and is supposedly indestructible.
- Back from the Dead: Despite being killed by G-Man's briefcase in "Heavy Goes Bowling" before, he shows up later alive. He is indestructible, after all.
- Big Bad: Of The Quest for the Ultimate Sanvich. Somehow.
- Catchphrase: "Bumper cars".
- Made of Iron: Good thing he's indestructible... unless he gets killed by G-Man's briefcase.
- Death Is Cheap: He gets killed by G-Man's briefcase but still shows up later on alive with no explanation.
- Tempting Fate: He got killed instantly by G-Man's briefcase mid-sentence while saying "Good thing I'm indestructible"; except he did come back later on and say the line again, this time without any trouble.
BLU Scout
- Voiced By: Nathan Vetterlein
A baseball-playing friend of Heavy's. He's also a driving instructor.
- Bad Boss: While he doesn't own a DMV, he fails the RED Team on their driving test. Though considering what they pulled when they took it to begin with, that's probably a justified case...
- Jerkass: Averted mostly, he's a nice guy who's kind of obnoxious.
- Took a Level in Dumbass: In Heavy Orders an Xbox 360, he hit the package with his bat in order to open it. He fails.
Chuck Greene and Frank West
- Chuck Greene voiced by: Peter FlemmingFrank West voiced by: T.J. Rotolo
Two guys who also happen to be in the same fever dream dimension the Heavy is sucked into in Heavy's Retarded Holiday. The B-plot follows their adventure through it, before eventually meeting Heavy and Ellis near the end.
- Aw, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: Despite being at each other's throats most of time, Chuck busts out Frank after he is taken away by Norman Jayden for interrogation, in a very epic escape sequence.
- Dope Slap: Chuck does this to Frank a few times, leaving him with a very funny face.
- MacGyvering: Played for Laughs with Chuck, as he can create a machine gun nest with only a table, a pancake, and a baseball bat.
- Made of Iron: Frank is shot up into a bloody mess by Chuck's machine gun and when the ammo runs out he eats the whole machine gun nest, looking just fine.
- Straight Man and Wise Guy: Chuck and Frank respectively.
- Those Two Guys: Never seen apart.
Giant Cat (UNMARKED SPOILERS)
An enlarged cat who seems to reside in Left 4 Dead 2. He targets Heavy and Ellis throughout their journey.
- Big Bad: Of Heavy's Retarded Holiday.
- Cats Are Mean: The first thing the cat did upon discovering the main gang is to obliterate them with laser beam. It also kills other people along the way.
- Villain with Good Publicity: The dimension's residents don't have much of a problem with him blowing the place up.
- Walking Spoiler
