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Iyer and Winterlich: General Services

Colette Geise

Played by: Blythe Renay

A put-upon seamstress from a small town who finds herself at the centre of a plot involving a magic crystal.

Bespectacled Cutie
Loser Protagonist: Colette starts the series as a single high school dropout who hates her boss and has no friends outside of her landlady.
The Runaway: Escaped from boarding school when she was 15 years old and hasn't seen her family since.
Spirited Young Lady: Highly independent and modeled after the classic Gibson Girl in illustrations.
Textile Work Is Feminine

Eisen Iyer

Played by: Taqi Nazeer

An artificer and former revolutionary who now works as a fence and smuggler.

Brave Scot: Eisen isn’t actually Scottish in-universe, of course, but the actor playing him keeps his natural accent to compliment Eisen’s tough, blue collar aesthetic.
The Engineer
Magnetism Manipulation
Wrench Whack: his go-to weapon
You Killed My Father: His parents were killed by Ariadne.

Telesphore Winterlich

Played by: Josh Rubino

Eisen's partner in crime, an ex-professional chef hailing from the Kehrseite.

Affectionate Nickname: Eisen usually calls him 'Telsie' for short.
The Big Guy
Bizarre Alien Senses: Has a very sensitive nose, which he says is a trait of his people.
Chef of Iron: An accomplished cook who used to work in food service, also incredibly physically strong.
Gentleman Snarker
Offscreen Teleportation: One of his explicit powers as a "good neighbor" is teleporting as soon as he's out of people's line-of-sight. Eisen finds it a bit annoying.
Technicolour Eyes: They're pink, they glow, and they mark him as a being from the other side.

Other Characters

Ninette Benoit

Played by: Erika Sanderson

Colette’s landlady and, before meeting the boys, her only friend.

Ariadne Culver

Played by: Addison Peacock

A conniving witch who used to be the royal family’s head advisor, healer and torturer.

Action Mom: She has an adult son and she's one of the most terrifying combatants in the series.
Bad with the Bone: She can fuse the bones of her arm into a long blade.
Evil Chancellor
Eye Scream: Colette manages to gouge out one of her eyes with a scissors, her fleshcrafting can't regenerate it so she fuses the skin over the socket.
Lovecraftian Superpower: her ability to control living cells, be they her own or others, makes her not just an adept healer and shape-shifter, but an excellent torturer.
Hot Witch

Leonid Culver

Played by: Zane Schact

Ariadne’s bratty, dim-witted son.

Even Evil Has Standards: Isn't a good person, but still isn't a fan of his mother's sadistic tendencies.
Generation Xerox: His biological father, King Tycho, is played by the same voice actor.
Psychopathic Manchild: He's thirty years old but enjoys childish hobbies such as model trains, and burning them down.
Pyromaniac: Introduced preparing to set a model train set on fire before his mother stops him. Also expresses a strong desire to learn pyromancy in a later episode.