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• During the week in which Jeopardy! was hosting the IBM challenge, they brought in an avatar of Watson to do announcing duties, and Watson immediately started sucking up to Conan. When Andy called him on it, Watson started talking about how his wife prefers him (Watson) in bed— and Andy pulled a baseball bat out from behind his podium and started beating the shit out of Watson. Sparks were flying and everything, while the crowd chanted "ANDY! ANDY!"
  • Watson returned the following day, and this time Andy blasted him with a shotgun.
    • Watson also returned on the third day. Andy then grabbed him, ran to the roof and threw it on to the empty parking lot below. And then it blew up.
      Conan: Why did they pack a computer screen with explosives?
• Steven Ho's segments. So far on TBS he's cut a watermelon resting on Conan's chest with a katana, attacked Conan with the same katana while blindfolded (teaching Conan to dodge), broken staves on Conan, and had Conan break boards and concrete blocks.
• Pretty much everything from the week of shows in New York: the hilarious remote sketches, the love from the audiences, Hugh Jackman borrowing a Conan mask from an audience member to make his entrance, the return of Triumph and the Masturbating Bear, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert showing up in the audience for a bit, Andy on a cross-country road trip to make it to New York on time, all culminating in Conan officiating for the gay wedding of his costume designer at the end of Thursday's show.