Psyga was in the bathroom, looking into the mirror, still not over what he was about to witness.
Wataru: Psyga...
Psyga: I know what you will say: "you're not done!"
Wataru: No. I am saying to take this back to the video store and tell them you made an error. I'm sure they would be more than happy to provide you with the legit copy.
Psyga: No... I can't do that. I made a mission when Kazuma nearly cancelled the show. To see what is good and what is bad. If I back out now, Kazuma will see that I am not fit to do these Liveblogs. It's like that kid said... I mustn't run away.
Wataru: ... You're comparing a teenager's struggles to get his father's approval by riding a giant monster encased in armor... to a Liveblog. I think we need to check your sanity.
Psyga: No. I've got this. We're finishing this. It's what Kazuma and the others would have wanted.
Wataru then sighs.
Wataru: Alright. Let's go.
Wataru and Psyga then head back to the TV room, where an astronaut crashes through a wall and into the room. Soon, the Astronaut gets up, brushes himself off, and then screams out while stretching his arms...
Astronaut: TVTROPES KIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Wataru: What the hell?
Astronaut: Kamen Rider Fourze! Our friendship can take on the universe!
Wataru: Gentaro! What are you doing here?
Gentaro: I'm here to become Psyga's friend!
Wataru: WHY? We're a little busy to have a little befriending session now! Plus you just destroyed that wall over there! How are you going to pay us back?
Gentaro: Ah, that. Well, I guess it doesn't matter now. I'm just going to be determined to make friends!
Wataru: You... It's best that you run while you can!
Gentaro: I just heard Psyga's pleas of wanting a friend to riff with, and I answered that plea. How do you like that, Psyga? Together, we can settle this man-to-man!
Gentaro then hits his chest twice and points at Psyga.
Psyga: Yeah! Let's do it! But... But first you need to demorph. It kind of feels weird to have you in a suit.
Gentaro: I'm sorry. I don't think I can breathe the air here...
Psyga rolls his eyes, hearing the poorly done excuse before. He then flips the red switches on Gentaro's belt and forces it off him, causing Gentaro to demorph. He begins to gag a bit before realizing that he can indeed breathe in the air.
Psyga: Yeah. It didn't work for that other darrin, it won't work for you.
Wataru: Actually, that was a justifiable reason. I mean, if you watched the first five minutes of RPM...
Psyga: Yeah, yeah. I know. I was just making a joke. Come, we're going to watch the rest of this film. It's about the Muppets.
Psyga then goes to the DVD and presses play
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Psyga: Alright, so Bernie is saying that there holding an audition for frog... That singing frog sure was popular.
Both Wataru and Gentaro scratch their heads.
Psyga: Oh come on! Hello my baby? Hello my honey? Hello my ragtime gal? Bah, anyways, then this alligator comes out and...
Suddenly, the screams are louder, and more feminine.
Gentaro: What the hell?
Wataru: Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you this, Gentaro but-
Psyga: Shush! Let him find out on his own.
Wataru: But... Psyga...
Applejack: That seems like a good deal.
Gentaro: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH???
Psyga: See what I mean?
Wataru: Yeah. Gentaro, the Muppets Movie has been raided by the ponies.
Gentaro: And?
Wataru: Aren't you going to leave?
Gentaro: No! These ponies are like me! Using their power of friendship to take on the universe! Defeating powerful gods with that power!
Psyga: And yet in a single commercial break they get their asses handed to them by the same mooks they just defeated five minutes ago.
Psyga then gets elbowed by Wataru.
Wataru: Okay, I think that's enough insulting for one day.
Psyga: Okay, so Applejack says that Kermit should take the chance and Twilight asks how this relates to Kermit. Oh, and they comment on how they might never get this chance at fame. If only they knew...
Wataru: Fluttershy, meanwhile, asks if they can tag along with Kermit.
Gentaro: And Twilight says that's a great idea.
Psyga: This causes Fluttershy to... Uh... I don't think I can say it, but let's say she's a little too excited... Plus... Isn't Fluttershy the one who is, you know, shy around people/ponies? I mean, yeah, she's trying to be more assertive, but... Yeah, screw it. Travel montage.
Wataru: Soon, Kermit comes across a billboard advertising for Doc Hopper's French Fried Frog Legs.
Gentaro: Who knew Takeshi Hongo would wind up opening a restaurant?
Psyga: Some of the people notice a frog on a bike passing by a frog leg restaurant, but they don't think: "Hey! let's cook that froggy up!"
Wataru: If they did do that, the story would be over.
Psyga: Yeah. That's why I want them to notice!
Wataru: But the movie opened up with Kermit introducing the movie.
Psyga: But he also said that it's approximately how it started, so there could be some wiggle room.
Wataru: Yeah, Wiggle room doesn't mean downright killing important people off, especially if they are alive.
Gentaro then suddenly jumps out of his seat in excitement.
Gentaro: HOLY CRAP! THE FROG IS ABOUT TO BE SQUISHED!
Wataru: AND THE UNICORN RANDOMLY SCREAMS OUT THE WORD RAINBOW!
Psyga: AND I DON'T GIVE A CRAP! The bike got squished, but Kermit and Rainbow Dash are okay. Cut to the El Sleezo Cafe. Some guy gets thrown out of the bar. I can be safe to say that it's Max Keller, since that's how he normally exits a bar.
Wataru: If that's the case, he's sure grown up... and happens to own a bar.
Psyga: Hey, I makey a funny. So a frog and six ponies walk into a bar and-
Psyga gets elbowed by Wataru again.
Wataru: No. Don't even.
Gentaro: So Rainbow Dash comments on how the French Fried Frog Legs were the second most disturbing thing she saw.
Psyga: Which begs the question of what is the most disturbing. Probably Cupcakes.
Wataru: Do you see what I have to put up with, Gentaro?
Gentaro: Eh, at least the jokes in the film are funny.
Psyga: Yeah. I should also point out, earlier, Kermit says that Rarity should be thankful that she didn't get the warts, but then later, claims they are a myth. Then Fozzie Bear comes on stage and someone shoots at him. Heh. Okay, I'll admit, the jokes in this film are indeed funny.
Fozzie: There was this sailor, who was so fat...
Sailor: How fat was he? {smashes a bottle and holds it like a weapon}
Psyga: Anyways, Kermit goes on stage and dances about. And then these guys look at Kermit... Oh dear... I am going to have to make this joke. "Chuck! Chuck! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Berry? You know that new dance you're looking for? Well look at this!"
Wataru: Note how they pay more attention to the legs than the actual dancer.
Psyga: Your point?
Wataru: He's a frog. They're looking at his legs. We just saw some frog legs being french fried. Do the math.
Psyga: Can't talk. Must watch the glory of the Hypno-Gator.
Gentaro: Then a fight ensues. And Rainbow Dash smacks head first into a mountain... for some reason.
Psyga: Well, this is pretty fun.
Soon, a knock on the door was heard. Psyga goes and opens it, and notices a man standing there, wearing a colorful shirt, brownish pants, and was carrying some colorful boxers on a stick.
???: Hey there... You mind if I crash for a bit?
Psyga looks at the person in awe, knowing who he is: Hino Eiji.
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