Nothing happened when we last left off Pooh and his friends. Seriously, nothing actually happened besides the Title Sequence and the opening in general. It was nice of you to read this, because that means you are actually reading this while not going insane!
The adventure finally begins when Pooh and his friends walk through the woods. Piglet says "my, isn't this a lovely...". No, he isn't Killed Mid-Sentence. You see, in Pooh's Adventures, they have the tendency to mute the characters' voices mid-sentence and use SUBTITLES to make it look like they are saying different things than what they are actually saying. For example, like I just mentioned, Piglet said "My, isn't this a lovely...", and the rest is muted with subtitles which say "evening", as if Piglet was saying "My, isn't this a lovely evening". Geez, you could have just used sentence-mixing for a more convincing effect like in You Tube Poop! Pooh thanks all of the "guest stars" for appearing in this crossover, and they talk about how they will have a "sleepover" in his "old friend" Pajama Sam's house. Apparently, Sam and all of the Mc Donalds mascots they can crowd into this Crossover have met before. Cue the gasping montage, which is the first of the many pointless montages we will be seeing in this crossover. The characters from Dinosaurs also appear, which only makes me wonder how many more cruddy "guest stars" will be appearing in this crossover.
It is not long until they arrive at Sam's house, but you can't tell at all. You see, in these crossovers, they tend to recycle shots from various shows. This will often result in stuff like cuts from a shot of McDonaldland to a shot of Mordecai and Rigby at a grocery store. Anyway, Ronald McDonald knocks on Sam's door, and Sam apparently remembers him. Ronald introduces the entire cast via an Introdump, which lasts around another minute thanks to Padding.
The actual source material finally starts with Sam reading the first issue of Pajama Man. Sam's mom (validly) interrupts him to remind him that this night is the night they sleep with the lights off, without making a single comment on why there are so many characters with him in his room. But, to be fair, we can still only see her legs. Sam reassures his mother that he will be okay, so she turns off the lights to leave him- I mean them- alone.
What will happen once we finally reach the gameplay? Find out next time!
