Several things happened when we last left off Pip and his "friends". We got a whole lot of Filler, with the plot advancement slowing down to a crawl. On the bright side, we are halfway through this trash. However, there is no other good news. There is nothing good about this movie at all!
Part Six out of Ten.
Pip's plan backfires, so it's back to the drawing board for Pip. But screw that, it's time for more Filler! Pip and his hyena buddies decide to waste two minutes of the movie howling, creating an extensive Big-Lipped Alligator Moment. After that, Pip finally declare that he has an idea. Cue a Hard-Work Montage which eats up another three minutes. I can not believe that I am already halfway done with this part.
Pip and his pals start to drink the water, (which looks more like sewer water). They talk to each other about Pip's city life, and how good it must have felt. Cue a Troubled Backstory Flashback which wastes three more minutes, thanks to Padding.
Will the plot advance? Find out next time!
Time wasted in this part: About eight minutes. That is probably the most Filler I have seen in this film yet!
Percent of wasted time in this part: 80%.
Time wasted total: About thirty minutes and forty-five seconds of the film.
Percent of wasted time total: Around 51.25%, which is now officially over half of the movie once again.
