Several things happened when we last left off Pip and his "friends". We met Marty, Flash, and Lou. We also got to hear some bad MIDI music, and we saw a game of Gourdo. Well, at least we are two fifths done with this pathetic excuse for a movie.
Part Five out of Ten.
Pip loudly chomps into a banana, and the hyenas blame Pip on their failure, despite the fact that the hyenas could have easily saved it. Pip proclaims that golf is better, so he creates his own golf game with bamboo, rocks, and another orange and demonstrates. At least it isn't a Bizarre and Improbable Golf Game. One more minute of Filler has been added to the counter. Pip decides that he needs to "take a poopy-loopy", so the hyena jokingly leads him to an ant hill instead. Of course, the ants run away from his poo, with some strange closeups for extra measure. Cue a Squirrels in My Pants sequence with the film's Leitmotif playing in the background. That gives us thirty more seconds of Padding.
Meanwhile, Pip tries to figure out a way to get some water without dealing with the rhinos or crocodiles. Pip attempts to get the cranes to get the water from the lake by flying over, which makes the last two minutes all Padding.
Will their plan succeed? Find out tomorrow! Wait, my cruddy video senses are tingling. I just found out that the next installment of Paper Kirby is up. I guess it will be that first, and then the rest of Life's a Jungle. I need a break from this movie already.
Time wasted in this part: About three and a half minutes.
Percent of wasted time in this part: 35%.
Time wasted total: About twenty two minutes and forty-five seconds of the film.
Percent of wasted time total: Around 45.5%, which just happens to be around the same as we had with the last part. Oh well.
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