You're only reading this because I rated the game 3/10! Let's read horrible GameFAQs reviews!
The looooong introGameFAQs
is perhaps one of the most informative Video Game
websites known to man. Created in 1995, the site is a database of video game information, nearly all of which is submitted by volunteer contributors. You can find just about anything you'd want to know about any given game: walkthroughs, maps, cheats, secrets, release dates, box art, reviews...
is already notorious for its many Fora
, the userbase of which is known to consist primarily of Trolls
, idiots, console soldiers
, and people too lazy to read the FAQs the damn site is named for.
But that wouldn't be enough, for there is a second cesspit of hatred and lies
on this otherwise awesome website - the reviews section, where users are allowed to give their opinions on a given game or system.
Maybe you've come across that one review on that one game, and something seems a little off. That is, you can't understand where the reviewer is coming from, or his spelling sucks
, or maybe he didn't even play the damn game.
I, Ephraim225, am here to expose the worst, most incomprehensible, unreadable, and possibly painful GameFAQs
reviews you have ever had the misfortune of hearing about.
Now, don't get me wrong, we all have opinions. Mine might be different, that's just life etc. etc....but hear me out. I've seen GameFAQs
users write good reviews before. I've seen reviews that I don't agree with but are well-written. We're here to find the reviews that will make you let out a Flat "What."
, among other unexpected expected reactions.
Let's read horrible GameFAQs