Close shut the jaws of insanity... or don't. Let's Play TESIV: Oblivion!
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Priorities not in order
Sleep: 6 hoursOkay, feelin' good. Let's check my big list of
Some fast travel later...Man, this guy's still shooting at that target. He's not even hitting it. It's really no small wonder that I got as far as I did. Everyone sucks at hitting everything. Man, whatever, let's talk to big, grey, and ugly. So, what's happening gruesome? Just chillin'? Hitting the dummy? Telling people you're whaaaaaaaaaaaa? Oh wow. That, um, that's pretty... yeah. So get this, he's apparently a prince. He wants me to find proof that he's a prince. Huh, well maybe I'll get to kill some people, and he says he'll teach me some neat moves. I think I'll do it. I think I'll do it RIGHT NOW.
Some fast travel and a crash laterOkay, it's just a short walk from Anvil to this Crowhaven place, probably nothing important on the Oh hey, Ayleid ruins. Oh hey, an inn.Oh hey, a wayshrine to someone. Oh hey, a dead highwayman. Oh hey, a camp. Oh hey, it's Crowhaven. This place is definitely worse for wear. I guess being a deposed king would do that kind of thing. Oh well, I guess I'll just sneak my way through and hunt me down some evidence. Y'know, now that I think about it, Agronak couldn't have been that great to get to the rank of Grand Champion. He must've just killed a bunch of quadruple amputees to get there. Do I really want moves for WHOA WHOA WHOA Hey... oh... whoops. You all saw it. It was an accident. He accidentally came into view and I accidentally shot him three times from two different angles. No one can prove it was a murder. Get off my junk. Well, time to loot the place. Can't be much he— AW SHIT, IS THAT SOME SURILIE BROTHERS VINTAGE 399? IT IS. Aw yeah, I am getting so drunk tonight it is not even funny. Now I just need to find a copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid and I'll be set. Now, what was I here for again? Oh yeah, evidence. Well, let's take a look at the now-deceased (not my fault) Lord Lovidicus' diary. Oh... I think Lord Lovidicus was a vampire. That would explain the vampire dust I
And back to the Imperial CityOh hey, Agronak, yeah, I got the evidence you wanted. But about that... Well I'm glad you're enthusiastic about it but... Yeah, I was getting to that. You should've let me tell you, I would've made it
I thought this Liveblog had died for a while, there. I'm glad it's still going, for 2 reasons: 1. I find it hilarious. 2. I rarely ever play evil characters, so it will be interesting to see how the game plays out for an evil character.
Great blog. I love playing a stealthy character on Oblivion. Makes it a lot cooler. Of course, the PC I play on is pretty crappy, so the good graphics, not so much. And I don't have any Extra downloads, other than what the Game of the Year edition brought to it. Unrelated; could you perhaps PM me some advice on how to use the forum? I've been on Tv Tropes for about a year now, but only just got my own computer with my new Knowage. I'm Corwin Punk King, Live Long and Prosper.
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