History YMMV / Angelspit

** "Girl Poison"

* SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped: "Girl Poison" is a song about how young girls are encountering sexuality and losing their innocence at ridiculously young ages because that is what society/the media want, which they shouldn't be forced to.

* CrazyAwesome: Both of them, but especially [=ZooG=]. His exploits include:

* EarWorm: This troper has no idea how they do it, but just about every song Angelspit has ever done is one of these. Special mentions go to:
** "Vena cava! Heart starter! The doctor is IN! SANE!"
** "Crash dolly, burn with me. Like on TV. Get dirty, boy on me. So lust worthy."
** "Your body, in my mouth! Devilicious!"
** "This time, you're 100% FUCKED!""
** "I'm feeling, (lickin', suckin', fuckin') I'm feeling... juicy."
** "Wreak havoc right! Now! Right! Now! Riot! Now! Wreak havoc right! Now! Right! Now! Riot! Now! Unleash hell!"
** "I was on the lookout for the wolf, the wolf, the wolf, the wolf, I was on the lookout for the, I was on the lookout for the wolf, the wolf, the wolf, the wolf, I was on the lookout..."
** "Crash made! Built to fade! Fuck! The! Revolution!"
** "Grind, head down, tail up, define your purpose, till you bleed and you are raw to the bone."
** "I gave birth to the 21st century!" and "All the way, all the way, all the way to twenty6hundred!"
** Even the remixes are like this. "Paradise breeds, paradise breeds, paradise breeds, paradise breeds, paradise breeds..."
** "One! Two three five eight, who do we decapitate?"
** "Defibrillator... CLEAR!"
** "I like to collect... pretty dead boys! I like to make... pretty dead boys!"
** "She's not! On the list! She's not! On the list!"

* PainfulRhyme: From "Juicy": "Spin a dice and it's Vegas rigged/a glass full of conobine, you're off your head."
** From "Making Money": "Making money/All things shiny".
*** From "Vena Cava": "Vena cava/heart starter".
** From "100%": "Powdered God in a bag from the Vatican/I want you to fuck off as hard as you can."

* {{Anvilicious}}: "Girl Poison"

* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: Pretty much everything they do can qualify as this.
** "God made me a cannibal to fix problems like you", anyone?
** [=DestroyX=]'s life in a nutshell. She and [=ZooG=] were running the biggest zine distro in the Southern Hemisphere before they started Angelspit (and she was about 18 at the time). Since then, she's moved to London, she and [=ZooG=] have released nine CD's in eight or so years, she started her own makeup and fashion line, [[http://aisforarsenic.myshopify.com/ A is for Arsenic]], and she somehow balances tours, music and design all at once. The woman's a bloody genius.
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: From the development diary for "Hot Mess": "I recorded the vocals while I was drunk. It only took me two takes… because I think I passed out."
** [=ZooG=] and Brian from the Gothsicles created [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npd2RshX1GM 'Hardcore Pong']], a series that's meant to be about video games, but is instead the two of them getting drunk and rambling about everything. HilarityEnsues again and again and again.

* LoveItOrHateIt: Well, considering that they managed to occupy the "Best New Artist" and "Worst New Artist" spots on Ritual Magazine's 2007 Reader Poll ''[[UpToEleven simultaneously]]''...

** {{Combichrist}} raised the possibility of them playing a show or two together. [=ZooG=]'s response was, in essence, 'Fuck that, we'll have a rock duel to the death!' And that's what they did (though nobody died, obviously).

** Apparently, the video for "Toxic Girl" will be this. It's been described as a very intense mix of [[{{Gorn}} porn and torture]]. [[CaptainObvious This cannot end well.]]

* WTHCostumingDepartment: [=ZooG=]'s apron... skirt... ''thing'' in the video for "Sleep Now".