History WebVideo / NonePiece

Basically this series successfully combines AbridgedSeries with YouTubePoop, is what we're saying.

''None Piece'' is a AbridgedSeries of ''Franchise/OnePiece'' by [[=PurpleEyesWTF=]], who also created ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''. It can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL072C7B6DD9506FBB here.]] In comparison to most other Abridged Series, it employs extremely slick editing, a minimum of pop-culture shout-outs and self-referential humor, and [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]].

--> "Come on, Luffy. Let's drink until our souls… and… bluh."

-->'''Luffy''': (''to Kuro and Jango'') [[NoIndoorVoice YOU GUYS ARE PIRATES]].
-->'''Usopp''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. The.]] [[SoundEffectBleep F***?!?]] (''stands up, slaps Luffy on the chest'') What the [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] was that?!

'''Luffy:''' [[FreudWasRight Me father was a test-tube and my mother was a rubber band! You do the math!]]

'''Zoro:''' What did he say?\\

'''Usopp:''' Well, that was rude. Why are you being such a jerk?\\

'''Luffy:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' …Kirk, come down to us!!

The Cast (so far) includes: Monkey Dee Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that alternates between being an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest and being the OnlySaneWoman; and Kirk Usopp, a calm British guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], who is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan and Sanji, a [[ChefOfIron cook]] with an [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent ambiguously gangster accent]] and a tendency to flavour his dishes [[ToiletHumor with his derrière]].

The Cast (so far) includes: Monkey Dee Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that alternates between being an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest and being the OnlySaneWoman; and Kirk Usopp, a calm British guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan and Sanji, a [[ChefOfIron cook]] with an [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent ambiguously gangster accent]] and a tendency to flavour his dishes [[ToiletHumor with his derrière]].

The Cast so far include Monkey Dee Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that alternates between being an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest and being the OnlySaneWoman; and Kirk Usopp, a calm British guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

There are currently nine episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again, twice later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" & "Episode 5-7 (One Version)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece''. However, ''Soul Whatever: "Third Earth"'' [[CanonWelding seems to incorporate elements from both the crossover version and the individual episodes 5-7.]] After the release of episode 8, a 32-second alternate version of it was released five months later, while the first version was renamed "Episode 8 Spectacular." This occurred alongside the other individual episodes 5-7 being given the "Spectacular" label while the crossover episode simply became "Episodes 5-7." The new episode 8 depicted the events of episode 8 in a timeline where the crossover version of episodes 5-7 appears to have happened. It was released alongside a video where [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid and his father,]] having fixed a space-time anomaly in their universe, declare the problem to be "fixed." Judging by these recent events, it has become [[MindScrew increasingly difficult to actually pin down what is canon and what isn't.]]

* IronButtMonkey: Zoro. He's been run through with a sword ''twice'', fallen from the upper atmosphere through a roof onto a dance floor, and was in a helicopter crash.

* TheCameo: Creator/LittleKuriboh as Shanks in episode 3. (We don't know why he agreed either.)

There are currently eight episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again, twice later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" & "Episode 5-7 (One Version)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece''. However, ''Soul Whatever: "Third Earth"'' [[CanonWelding seems to incorporate elements from both the crossover version and the individual episodes 5-7.]] After the release of episode 8, a 32-second alternate version of it was released five months later, while the first version was renamed "Episode 8 Spectacular." This occurred alongside the other individual episodes 5-7 being given the "Spectacular" label while the crossover episode simply became "Episodes 5-7." The new episode 8 depicted the events of episode 8 in a timeline where the crossover version of episodes 5-7 appears to have happened. It was released alongside a video where [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid and his father,]] having fixed a space-time anomaly in their universe, declare the problem to be "fixed." Judging by these recent events, it has become [[MindScrew increasingly difficult to actually pin down what is canon and what isn't.]]

''None Piece'' is a AbridgedSeries of ''Franchise/OnePiece'' by Creator/PurpleEyesWTF, who also created ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''. It can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL072C7B6DD9506FBB here.]] In comparison to most other Abridged Series, it employs extremely slick editing, a minimum of pop-culture shout-outs and self-referential humor, and [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]].

''None Piece'' is a AbridgedSeries of ''Franchise/OnePiece'' by [=PurpleEyesWTF=], who also created ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''. It can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL072C7B6DD9506FBB here.]] In comparison to most other Abridged Series, it employs extremely slick editing, a minimum of pop-culture shout-outs and self-referential humor, and [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]].

* Everyone Has Standards: Luffy and the rest of the Straw Hats may be rude people that have zero qualms with breaking the law when it benefits them, but even they are disgusted by the idea of spaying and neutering cats. When Luffy finds out that Kuro's pirate crew goes from island to island specifically to spay and neuter cats, he destroys their ship and kills all of them.

* WhamLine: In Episode "5" after Usopp explains that Kaya parents [[NoodleIncident were killed by pillows]].

--> '''Luffy''': What kind of a film was ''Man in a Box I''?
--> '''Zoro''': I think it was kinda like a [[spoiler:snuff film.]]

-->'''Coby''': That particular naval base captured one of the most terrible pirates known to man.\\

---> Episode 2, [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs pretty much summing up how absurd the series is]].

* BlessedAreTheCheesemakers: Episode "5".
-->'''[[WebVideo/CodeMENT Soldier #1]]:''' ''[cocks gun]'' "Do not do this."\\
'''[[ThoseTwoGuys Soldier #2]]:''' "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! LOOK AT THE VARIETY!" ''[holding a plate of cheeses]''\\
'''Soldier #1:''' "This is some bullshit."\\
'''Soldier #2:''' "You ''know'' how I get when I'm around assorted cheeses. HELP ME!"\\
'''Soldier #1:''' "The only way to help you is to eat all the cheeses before you do!"\\
'''Soldier #2:''' "Yeah, I know. Let's make this a ''[bleep]''ing competition."\\
'''Soldier #1:''' "All right, but you need to control yourself."\\
'''Soldier #2:''' "''[bleep]'' YOU! I'M ALWAYS IN CONTROL!"

There are currently eight episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5", then re-labelled again, twice later on as "Episode 5-7 (Alt)" & "Episode 5-7 (One Version)" – heavily features the cast of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece''. However, ''Soul Whatever: "Third Earth"'' [[CanonWelding seems to incorporate elements from both the crossover version and the individual episodes 5-7.]] After the release of episode 8, a 32-second alternate version of it was released five months later, while the first version was renamed "Episode 8 Spectacular." This occurred alongside the other individual episodes 5-7 being given the "Spectacular" label while the crossover episode simply became "Episodes 5-7." The new episode 8 depicted the events of episode 8 in a timeline where the crossover version of episodes 5-7 appears to have happened. It was released alongside a video where [[SoulEater Death the Kid and his father,]] having fixed a space-time anomaly in their universe, declare the problem to be "fixed." Judging by these recent events, it has become [[MindScrew increasingly difficult to actually pin down what is canon and what isn't.]]

The Cast so far include Monkey D Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that alternates between being an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest and being the OnlySaneWoman; and Kirk Usopp, a calm British guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

The Cast so far include Monkey D[[spoiler:ee]]. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that alternates between being an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest and being the OnlySaneWoman; and Kirk Usopp, a calm British guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.