History WebVideo / NonePiece

** There is, of Mohji, who's speech about a spastic colon is so utterly ''weird'' it leaves the cast speechless.

** And if you pay attention in Episode 7, while Zoro is running around in a panic after being set on fire, you can hear him mention The Hangover 3.

There are currently seven episodes. Note that the original fifth episode – since de-canonized and re-labelled as "Fanfic Mode: Episode "5"/14.5" – heavily features the cast of ''CodeMENT'', as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. The dual numbering reflects how nearly half the episode has more to do with ''Code MENT'' than ''None Piece'', and how it's not considered canon in that show either.

* RapidFireComedy: Gives ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' and ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'' a run for their money. The rapid-fire pacing combined with the unorthodox [[InsaneTrollLogic perspective]] of much of the [[CloudCuckoolander cast]] results in something literally stunning.

-->'''Suzaku:''' "Luffy! [[Manga/DragonBall What does the scouter say about his suck level!]]"\\
'''Luffy:''' "[[DragonBallZAbridged It's one thousand and six!]]"\\

The Cast so far include Monkey D[[spoiler:ee]]. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that's an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest; and Usopp, a calm guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's [[Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]]. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

* AnAesop: Parodied in Episode "5".
--> '''Lelouch:''' "Now, Suzaku, what did we learn from all this?"\\
'''Suzaku:''' "NOTHING!"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "See! He ''can'' learn!"\\
'''Death The Kid:''' "Whatever."

The Cast so far include Monkey D[[spoiler:ee]]. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that's an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest; and Usopp, a calm guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's [[Main/OnlySaneMan]]. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

The Cast so far include Monkey D. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]] and apparently has [[CargoShip really bizarre sexual proclivities]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that's an even bigger CloudCuckoolander than the rest; and Usopp, a calm guy whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan. Sanji the Cook made his debut in ''CodeMENT'', but as of this writing has yet to appear in ''None Piece''.

'''Luffy''': [[Music/BloodhoundGang We don't need no water, let the motherf-ker burn]]! [fire continues to spread]

* SarcasmMode: In the recut Episode 5, when Zoro, Luffy, and Nami land on a random island.
-->'''Zoro:''' "We're HERE!"\\
'''Luffy:''' *snort* "W--fucking wh--''where''... YES WE ARE!"
** And again later that episode.
--->'''Zoro:''' "We're here!"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Are we, Zoro? Are we?"\\
'''Zoro:''' "...Well yeah."\\
'''Luffy:''' "Zoro, I don't want to ruin your childlike innocence, but just know that this dance that I'm about to do is entirely sarcastic."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Sarcasm is a smell, right?"\\
[{{beat}}] ''{Luffy does the victory dance from Final Fantasy}''

** Multiple characters from ''CodeMent'' (including [[Manga/SoulEater Death The Kid]]) appear in the de-canonized version of Episode 5.

* FreezeFrameBonus: Located at the end of Episode 6. And now Wingdings.

'''Luffy''': Try getting wrinkles when you're made of rubber.

** MasakoX as Yassop in Episode "5".

* AnAesop: Parodied in Episode "5"

* AsideGlance: Episode 2

* ButtMonkey: Coby and Ussop.
* TheCameo: Creator/LittleKuriboh as Shanks in episode 3. (We don't know why he agreed either)

-->''*Ussop shows a photo of Kaya*''

* ExactWords: Usopp and Luffy are spying on Kuro and Django discussing their evil plot. Ussopp tells Luffy "we have to warn everybody" cue:

** After Ussopp asks him what the hell he is doing.

--> '''Luffy:''' "Don't ask me Usopp. I'm very bad at recollecting my past."

'''Luffy''': Boy!? I'm 45 years old lad!\\

* OlderThanTheyLook: Despite his teenage physique, Luffy states that he's 45 years old. Apparently, it's hard for a guy made of rubber to get wrinkles.

* CarryTheOne: When one of the [[LemonyNarrator narrators]] is attempting to work out the time on one of the stills when it gives him an equation instead of "<so many> minutes later".

None Piece is a ''OnePiece'' AbridgedSeries by Purpleeyeswtf, who also created ''CodeMENT''. It can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL072C7B6DD9506FBB here]]. At difference of other abridged works, it's not only dubbed but heavily edited with very high quality animations, not using pop culture or lampshade hanging but original and often [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]]. It's pretty much what you would get if Monthy Python hadn't needed to worry with censorship and had used Euromix music freely.

The Cast so far include Monkey D. Luffy, a 45-year-old apparently Scottish pirate on the run from the law for making internet parodies; Zolo Zoro, a swordsman that takes [[IronButtMonkey a lot of punishment]]; Nami, a kleptomaniac that's an even bigger CloudCuckooLander than the rest; and Usopp, whom [[ButtMonkey no one cares about]], and is shaping up to be the crew's OnlySaneMan.

Note that the fifth episode heavily features the cast of CodeMENT, as well as an [=abridgeMENT=]-version of [[SoulEater Death the Kid]]. As result, episode 5 is frequently considered episode 14.5 of CodeMENT[[hottip:*:Though the episode does not actually feature in the CodeMENT canon or timeline, such as it is]].

* AnAesop: Parodied in episode five.
--> '''Lelouch:''' "Now, Suzaku, what did we learn from all this?"
-->'''Suzaku:''' "NOTHING!"
-->'''Lelouch:''' "See! He can learn!"
-->'''Death The Kid:''' "Whatever."

** [[spoiler: BigolEyebrows]]:[[spoiler: Luffy as a result]]

* BleepDammit
-->'''Zoro''': I dragged his ass two miles and YOU HAD THE ''[bleep]'' KEY THE WHOLE ''[bleep]'' FUCKING TIME!?
* BlessedAreTheCheesemakers: Episode five.
-->'''[[CodeMent Solder #1:]]''' ''[cocks gun]'' "Do not do this."
-->'''Soldier #2:''' "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! LOOK AT THE VARIETY!" ''[holding a plate of cheeses]''
-->'''Soldier #1:''' "This is some bullshit."
-->'''Soldier #2:''' "You know how I get when I'm around assorted cheeses. HELP ME!"
-->'''Soldier #1:''' "The only way to help you is to eat all the cheeses before you do!"
-->'''Soldier #2:''' "Yeah, I know. Let's make this a ''[bleep]''ing competition."
-->'''Soldier #1:''' "All right, but you need to control yourself."
-->'''Soldier #2:''' "''[bleep]'' YOU! I'M ALWAYS IN CONTROL!"
* BondOneLiner: Apropriately enough for someone that talks like Sean Connery.

* BreadEggsBreadedEggs: Episode five:
-->'''C.C.:''' "Do you know what would be great right now?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "Eating liquorice?"
-->'''Luffy:''' "Punching a swing set?"
-->'''Suzaku:''' "Eating liquorice?"
-->'''Lelouch:''' "Riding a hoverboard?"
-->'''Suzaku:''' Eating liquorice while on a hoverboard?"
-->'''Zoro:''' "No, punch the hoverboard, eat the swing set!"
-->'''SOME TIME LATER.'''
--> '''Lelouch:''' "Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of liquorice. We can punch it if we want to, but ''only'' if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?"
-->'''Luffy:''' "I like it."
-->'''Suzaku:''' "Sounds good."
-->'''Zoro:''' "Can the swing set hover?"
-->'''Lelouch:''' "AHHHHHH!"

--> '''Capt. Morgan''': Were you wearin' the purple suit?\\
'''Helmeppo''': Yes-\\

** An even better example is the time bomb from episode 5.
* ButtMonkey: Coby and Ussop.
* TheCameo: LittleKuriboh as Shanks in episode 3.
** Nowacking as Kaya in episode 5.

''--later--''\\

* CloudCuckooLander: Luffy; especially in the "Pirates and/or Ninjas" video.

** Another crossover on Episode 7 of NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow, as Gilligan's Father.
** Multiple characters from ''CodeMent'' (including [[Manga/SoulEater Death The Kid]]) appear in episode five.
--> "Thanks for the ''CodeMent'' guys for ruining my show"
* DeathGlare: Zoro gives one to a little girl when she questions his claim that Animal Crackers are truly "the snackfood of the gods".

* DeflectorShields: Zoro creates a shield around his head in episode five knowing Luffy would throw an apple at him after he asked for one.
* DudeNotFunny: Invoked by Mohji and his spastic colon. He dares them to make jokes about it. They only stare at him in horror.

'''Luffy:''' [[FreudWasRight My father was a test tube and my mother was a rubber band!]]

* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even CloudCuckooLander's Has Standards]]: Zoro, with one line, managed to outweird the entire cast of None Piece and Code Ment and 3 years of nonsequitur, leaving luffy speechless.
-->''Ussop showing a photo of Kaya''
-->'''Luffy''': Someone help that tiny woman. She is trapped in a square.
-->'''Zoro''': [[HelloNurse WOW]] [[spoiler: '''I'd suck a fart out of her ass''']]
--->[[{{Beat}} 10 seconds of silent munching ]].
-->'''Luffy''': [-I don't think I would-]

'''Nami''': ''(laughs)'' Oh, pay him no mind. ''(lowers her voice)'' Unless you wanna die. ''(makes phbbt noises with her tongue)''\\

* GenreSavvy: Capt. Morgan.
-->'''Capt. Morgan''': Son, I look like a [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]] and there's a guy who talks like Creator/SeanConnery running around! Shit is about to go down!
** When a group of [[CreepyChild creep children]] approach Usopp in the recut episode 5, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he immediately bolts before anything can happen]]

'''Luffy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Wow! I actually felt myself die a little inside!]]

** In episode five it gets broken by a dodge ball.
* IncendiaryExponent: Every 5 minutes, something ''will'' burst into flames.

-->"Bold words coming from someone ''not on a unicycle''."
* IronButtMonkey: Zoro. He's been run through with a sword, ''twice'', fallen from the upper atmosphere, and was in a helicopter crash.

'''Buggy''': "...You cut me into pieces..."\\
'''Zoro''': "I WAS FUCKING KIDDING! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"
* LemonyNarrator: Two of them! And they take this trope to ludicrous levels. They're pretty much characters themselves, and as such they're as insane as everyone else.

''*Draws a circle around Luffy and Zoro*''\\

* LetMeAtHim: Or as Luffy puts it, "[[MemeticMutation Come at me, bro!]]"

* NiceHat: "I'm rubber and you're fat; don't you dare touch my hat!"

* NoSell: The second time Luffy tries to throw an apple at Zoro, it is deflected by SomeKindOfForceField

* OffTheRails: Episode 5 is an understatement.

* RapidFireComedy: Gives WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries a run for its money. The rapid-fire pacing combined with the unorthodox [[InsaneTrollLogic perspective]] of much of the [[CloudCuckooLander cast]] results in something literally stunning.
* ReCut: In the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kstJB9LPx0 Dessert Bus]] episode, purpleeyeswtf stated they were going to re-edit the five episodes of ''None Piece'' "so it's better and not better, probably better than not, maybe."

--> '''Luffy''': "Oh, you suck at this!"\\

* RunningGag: A cupcake frequently appears to other characters in episode 2 and returns in episode 5.

** Episode five:
-->'''Suzaku:''' "Luffy! [[Manga/DragonBall What does the scouter say about his suck level!]]"
-->'''Luffy:''' "[[DragonBallZAbridged It's one thousand and six!]]"
-->'''Lelouch:''' "IT'S ON THE WRONG EAR, YOU IDIOT!"
* SarcasmMode: Zoro, Luffy, and Nami land on a random island.
-->'''Zoro''': We're HERE!
-->'''Luffy''': *snort* W--fucking wh--''where''... YES WE ARE!
* SingleStrokeBattle: Zoro against Cabaji. [[spoiler: [[AllJustADream Turns out to be a blood loss induced fantasy.]]]]

* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Zoro really likes pancakes

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Luffy forgot the events of the party after the helicopter crash.
* WhamLine: In episode five after Ussop explains that Kaya parents [[NoodleIncident were killed by pillows]]
-->'''Kaya''':[[spoiler: [-I hope you'r entire family get's molested-]]]

* ZanyScheme: Jango's plan to get Kaya's property; he wants to release around 50 goats onto her lawn. Apparently their irregular eating patterns will ruin the lawn for generations!

* MyNameIsNotDurwood: Luffy refers to Coby as "Cody".