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*** A rare case for somebody other than Batman - Gordon pulls out a gun to threaten Batman for stalling, claiming that he'll blow Batman's brains out if he doesn't leave now.
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*** A rare case for somebody other than Batman - Gordon pulls out a gun to threaten Batman for stalling, claiming that he'll blow Batman's brains out if he doesn't leave now.fly the bomb away.
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* InsaneTrollLogic: In "Batman vs. The Penguin", Batman concludes, after Gordon clarifies what he's doing is killing people, that if he goes to sleep, he dies.
** After his disappearing act fails and Gordon spots his huddle around a corner, Batman simply claims he 'found some evidence'.
** Batman's thinks his parents aren't dead - they're on a special, happy farm where they make buttermilk, romp, play, and send him emails from a hammock made of dreams.
--->'''Batman''' I don't understand what you find hard to believe about any of that. It's a very plausible situation. Old rich people go to farms.
** After his disappearing act fails and Gordon spots his huddle around a corner, Batman simply claims he 'found some evidence'.
** Batman's thinks his parents aren't dead - they're on a special, happy farm where they make buttermilk, romp, play, and send him emails from a hammock made of dreams.
--->'''Batman''' I don't understand what you find hard to believe about any of that. It's a very plausible situation. Old rich people go to farms.
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** With the bomb's timer ticking, batman feels like he should get another kiss from Catwoman because 'for a last kiss on earth, it was like a 7'.
*** A rare case for somebody other than Batman - Gordon pulls out a gun to threaten Batman for stalling, claiming that he'll blow Batman's brains out if he doesn't leave now.
** In "Batman vs. The Penguin", Batman concludes, after Gordon clarifies what he's doing is killing people, that if he goes to sleep, he dies.
** After his disappearing act fails and Gordon spots his huddle around a corner, *** Batman simply claims he 'found some evidence'.
** Batman'salso thinks his parents aren't dead - they're on a special, happy farm where they make buttermilk, romp, play, and send him emails from a hammock made of dreams.
--->'''Batman''' ---->'''Batman''' I don't understand what you find hard to believe about any of that. It's a very plausible situation. Old rich people go to farms.farms.
** After his disappearing act fails and Gordon spots him huddling around a corner, Batman simply claims he 'found some evidence'.
** With the bomb's timer ticking, batman feels like he should get another kiss from Catwoman because 'for a last kiss on earth, it was like a 7'.
*** A rare case for somebody other than Batman - Gordon pulls out a gun to threaten Batman for stalling, claiming that he'll blow Batman's brains out if he doesn't leave now.
** In "Batman vs. The Penguin", Batman concludes, after Gordon clarifies what he's doing is killing people, that if he goes to sleep, he dies.
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** After his disappearing act fails and Gordon spots him huddling around a corner, Batman simply claims he 'found some evidence'.
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* BornLucky: Sometimes the reason Batman manages to take down his foes. The Riddler's bullets ricocheted off of Batman's armor back into his own torso while Batman was completely off guard.
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** After his disappearing act fails and Gordon spots his huddle around a corner, Batman simply claims he 'found some evidence'.
** Batman's thinks his parents aren't dead - they're on a special, happy farm where they make buttermilk, romp,play play, and send him emails from a hammock made of dreams.
** Batman's thinks his parents aren't dead - they're on a special, happy farm where they make buttermilk, romp,
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** Batman thinks a 50-50 chance requires 50 coins, then 50 more, and his computer needs to analyse the results - with science.
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** Batman thinks a 50-50 chance requires 50 coins, then 50 more, and his computer needs to analyse analyze the results - with science.science.
** After working over the wrong clown in a detainment room, Batman claims he partly knew it wasn't the Joker but it was embarrassing to stop so he just kind of 'owned it'.
--->'''Batman''' I gave you beating not that you deserved, but the one you needed. Sorry champ. You want one of my telescopes?
** After working over the wrong clown in a detainment room, Batman claims he partly knew it wasn't the Joker but it was embarrassing to stop so he just kind of 'owned it'.
--->'''Batman''' I gave you beating not that you deserved, but the one you needed. Sorry champ. You want one of my telescopes?
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** In "Batman Meets the Riddler," the Riddler offers a challenge: "If you ''aim'' to give us a ''shot'', we'll ''riddle'' you. What are we?" Batman can't figure it out, despite Riddler--and Rachel, who he's taken hostage--repeatedly giving him incredible obvious hints.
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** In "Batman Meets the Riddler," the Riddler offers a challenge: "If you ''aim'' to give us a ''shot'', we'll ''riddle'' you. What are we?" Batman can't figure it out, despite Riddler--and Rachel, who he's taken hostage--repeatedly giving him incredible obvioushints. hints.
--> '''Lucius''' Batman...what's going on?
--> '''Batman''' Yeah, call it off. I'm pretty sure it was helicopter. The guy just didn't want to admit I got it so fast.
** In "Batman Meets the Riddler," the Riddler offers a challenge: "If you ''aim'' to give us a ''shot'', we'll ''riddle'' you. What are we?" Batman can't figure it out, despite Riddler--and Rachel, who he's taken hostage--repeatedly giving him incredible obvious
--> '''Lucius''' Batman...what's going on?
--> '''Batman''' Yeah, call it off. I'm pretty sure it was helicopter. The guy just didn't want to admit I got it so fast.
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* BunnyEarsLawyer: Despite Batman being the epitome IdiotHero, he still manages to defeat all of Gotham's most dangerous criminals. In fact, he's downright competent off-camera, until something distracts or confuses him.
--> '''Two-face''' This is the guy that beat the Joker?
--> '''Gordon''' Yeah, I don't know how he did it.
--> '''Batman''' I used my SKILLS, that I learned in the mountain!
--> '''Two-face''' This is the guy that beat the Joker?
--> '''Gordon''' Yeah, I don't know how he did it.
--> '''Batman''' I used my SKILLS, that I learned in the mountain!
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--> '''Talia''' Do you understand what's happening? We're about to blow up Gotham, and I've stabbed you
--> '''Batman''' I stabbed you first
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--> '''Talia''' Do you understand what's happening? We're about to blow up Gotham, and I've stabbed you
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--> '''Batman''' I stabbed youfirstfirst.
--> '''Batman''' I stabbed you
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** Talia stabs Batman, and all he can think about is how they previously had sex.
--> '''Talia''' Do you understand what's happening? We're about to blow up Gotham, and I've stabbed you
--> '''Batman''' I stabbed you first
--> '''Talia''' Do you understand what's happening? We're about to blow up Gotham, and I've stabbed you
--> '''Batman''' I stabbed you first
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--> '''Penguin:''' (''To Gordon'') Are you kidding me!? Are you kidding!? ''I'm'' the one you're after!?
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--> '''Penguin:''' '''Penguin''' (''To Gordon'') Are you kidding me!? Are you kidding!? ''I'm'' the one you're after!?
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** Batman thinks a 50-50 chance requires 50 coins, then 50 more, and his computer needs to analyse the results - with science.
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* AbsurdPhobia: After Scarecrow hits Batman with his trademark fear gas, we discover that the Caped Crusader's phobias include sleeveless T-shirts, Girl Scouts, baths, jingling keys, [[Series/DoubleDare1986 Double Dare]], Invisalign braces, Roombas, and actor Christopher McDonald (who appears AsHimself for a brief cameo).
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* AbsurdPhobia: After Scarecrow hits Batman with his trademark fear gas, we discover that the Caped Crusader's phobias include sleeveless T-shirts, Girl Scouts, baths, jingling keys, [[Series/DoubleDare1986 Double Dare]], Invisalign braces, Roombas, and actor Christopher McDonald Creator/ChristopherMcDonald (who appears AsHimself for a brief cameo).
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* AbsurdPhobia: After Scarecrow hits Batman with his trademark fear gas, we discover that the Caped Crusader's phobias include sleeveless T-shirts, Girl Scouts, baths, jingling keys, [[Series/DoubleDare1986 Double Dare]], Invisalign braces, Roombas, and actor Christopher McDonald (who appears AsHimself for a brief cameo).
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** In "Batman Meets the Riddler," the Riddler offers a challenge: "If you ''aim'' to give us a ''shot'', we'll ''riddle'' you. What are we?" Batman can't figure it out, despite Riddler--and Rachel, who he's taken hostage--repeatedly giving him incredible obvious hints.
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* InsaneTrollLogic: In "Batman vs. The Penguin", Batman concludes, after Gordon clarifies what he's doing is killing people, that if he goes to sleep, he dies.
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* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes?: An extreme example, to say Batman has irrational fears is an understatement. He's terrified of Girl Scouts, sleeveless t-shirts, Roomba, ukuleles, fluorescent light bulbs, jingling keys, [=ATMs=], Creator/ChristopherMcDonald, the Series/DoubleDare1986 TV show, a bag of Sun Chips and baths.
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* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes?: WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: An extreme example, to say Batman has irrational fears is an understatement. He's terrified of Girl Scouts, sleeveless t-shirts, Roomba, ukuleles, fluorescent light bulbs, jingling keys, [=ATMs=], Creator/ChristopherMcDonald, the Series/DoubleDare1986 ''[[Series/DoubleDare1986 Double Dare]]'' TV show, a bag of Sun Chips and baths.
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* EvenEvilHasStandards: The Penguin is just as disturbed by Batman's warped concept of death as Gordon is.
--> '''Penguin:''' (''To Gordon'') Are you kidding me!? Are you kidding!? ''I'm'' the one you're after!?
--> '''Penguin:''' (''To Gordon'') Are you kidding me!? Are you kidding!? ''I'm'' the one you're after!?
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* ThouShaltNotKill: Parodied to the point of [[CrossesTheLineTwice grossout humor]] in "Batman vs. the Penguin".
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* ThouShaltNotKill: Parodied to the point of [[CrossesTheLineTwice grossout humor]] in "Batman vs. the Penguin". Batman ''thinks'' he adheres to this rule and the henchman he kills are asleep... which he states after taking a look at one that has a ''Batarang in his face''.
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'''Badman''' is a parody of ''Film/TheDarkKnightSaga'' produced by [=CollegeHumor=] and Front Page Films.
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'''Badman''' is a parody of ''Film/TheDarkKnightSaga'' produced by [=CollegeHumor=] Website/CollegeHumor and Front Page Films.
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-->'''Batman''' You're saying: If I go to sleep... I die!
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-->'''Batman''' You're saying: saying... If I go to sleep... I die!
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* ReleasedToElsewhere: This version of Batman doesn't seem to comprehend that people can die if you attack them with lethal force, and think they just fall asleep or go to a farm when they do so. Commissioner Gordon's attempt to explain how it actually works doesn't help to clear up his confusion.
-->'''Batman''' You're saying: If I go to sleep... I die!
-->'''Batman''' You're saying: If I go to sleep... I die!
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* FakeBrit: "'Ello govna, where were the drugs going?"
* HeyItsThatGuy: Is that Patton Oswalt in the role of the Penguin?
* HeyItsThatGuy: Is that Patton Oswalt in the role of the Penguin?
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* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes?: An extreme example, to say Batman has irrational fears is an understatement. He's terrified of Girl Scouts, sleeveless t-shirts, Roomba, ukuleles, fluorescent light bulbs, jingling keys, [=ATMs=], Creator/ChristopherMcDonald, the DoubleDare TV show, a bag of Sun Chips and baths.
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* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes?: An extreme example, to say Batman has irrational fears is an understatement. He's terrified of Girl Scouts, sleeveless t-shirts, Roomba, ukuleles, fluorescent light bulbs, jingling keys, [=ATMs=], Creator/ChristopherMcDonald, the DoubleDare Series/DoubleDare1986 TV show, a bag of Sun Chips and baths.
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* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes?: An extreme example, to say Batman has irrational fears is an '''understatement'''! He's terrified of girl scouts, sleeveless t-shirts, Ro-mba, ukuleles, fluorescent light bulbs, jingling keys, Atm machines, Christopher [=McDonald=], Double Dare the Tv show, a bag of sun chips and baths.
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* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes?: An extreme example, to say Batman has irrational fears is an '''understatement'''! understatement. He's terrified of girl scouts, Girl Scouts, sleeveless t-shirts, Ro-mba, Roomba, ukuleles, fluorescent light bulbs, jingling keys, Atm machines, Christopher [=McDonald=], Double Dare [=ATMs=], Creator/ChristopherMcDonald, the Tv DoubleDare TV show, a bag of sun chips Sun Chips and baths.
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* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes?: An extreme example.example, to say Batman has irrational fears is an '''understatement'''! He's terrified of girl scouts, sleeveless t-shirts, Ro-mba, ukuleles, fluorescent light bulbs, jingling keys, Atm machines, Christopher [=McDonald=], Double Dare the Tv show, a bag of sun chips and baths.
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* OnlySaneMan: Anyone to Batman, especially his enemies.
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* AllMenArePeverts: Pretty much the entire theme of the short "Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex."
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* AllMenArePeverts: AllMenArePerverts: Pretty much the entire theme of the short "Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex."
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* AllMenArePeverts: Pretty much the entire theme of the short "Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex."
** Also, in "Batman Says His Goodbyes", when the Caped Crusader uses his HeroicSacrifice as leverage to make a pass at Catwoman.
** Also, in "Batman Says His Goodbyes", when the Caped Crusader uses his HeroicSacrifice as leverage to make a pass at Catwoman.
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* TooDumbToLive: In "Batman Meets Two-Face", Batman is seemingly unable to understand the concept that Harvey Dent and Two-Face are the same person despite ''standing right in front of him''.
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* FakeBrit: "'Ello, guvnuh! Where are the drugs going?"
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* FakeBrit: "'Ello, guvnuh! Where are "'Ello govna, where were the drugs going?"going?"
* HeyItsThatGuy: Is that Patton Oswalt in the role of the Penguin?
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* ThouShaltNotKill: Parodied to the point of [[CrossesTheLineTwice grossout humor]] in "Batman vs. the Penguin".
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'''Badman''' is a parody of ''Film/TheDarkKnightSaga'' produced by [=CollegeHumor=] and Front Page Films.
!!This series of web videos contains examples of:
*BadBadActing
*ComicallyMissingThePoint: The Batman tends to do this a lot. Perhaps the biggest example is the BloodierAndGorier "Batman vs. the Penguin", where Commissioner Gordon unsuccessfully tries to make Batman realize that what he's doing is killing the Penguin and his minions in a parody of his [[ThouShaltNotKill one rule]].
*FakeBrit: "'Ello, guvnuh! Where are the drugs going?"
*JackBauerInterrogationTechnique: Parodied in "Batman Interrogation".
*PrecisionFStrike: "[[Creator/JohnMalkovich Where are the other drugs going, fuckface?]]"
**Catwoman gets one in "Batman Says His Goodbyes" when Batman gropes her. "Are you fucking kidding me?"
*ThouShaltNotKill: Parodied to the point of [[CrossesTheLineTwice grossout humor]] in "Batman vs. the Penguin".
!!This series of web videos contains examples of:
*BadBadActing
*ComicallyMissingThePoint: The Batman tends to do this a lot. Perhaps the biggest example is the BloodierAndGorier "Batman vs. the Penguin", where Commissioner Gordon unsuccessfully tries to make Batman realize that what he's doing is killing the Penguin and his minions in a parody of his [[ThouShaltNotKill one rule]].
*FakeBrit: "'Ello, guvnuh! Where are the drugs going?"
*JackBauerInterrogationTechnique: Parodied in "Batman Interrogation".
*PrecisionFStrike: "[[Creator/JohnMalkovich Where are the other drugs going, fuckface?]]"
**Catwoman gets one in "Batman Says His Goodbyes" when Batman gropes her. "Are you fucking kidding me?"
*ThouShaltNotKill: Parodied to the point of [[CrossesTheLineTwice grossout humor]] in "Batman vs. the Penguin".
