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[[WMG: as punishment [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Kyubey]] will be thrown to the Ree!]]

* Clearly, this can only happen with a [[TenaciousD Rock Off]], that with just one chance will rock your socks off.

Skip ahead fifteen years to today in that same Alternate Universe, where Gregg Landsman, a total JerkAss, decides to write what would be the most depressing fanfiction for the show ever, called '''New Genesis Evangelion''', taking a cue from the Multiverse Jump Arc. [[NeonGenesisEvangelion In it, Yui and Kyoko both were absorbed into Units 01 and 02, starting Gendo on a Start of Darkness that developes abandonment and Father Issues in Shinji and Asuka gaining a Nuerotic Narcessism Complex, Rei is an emotionless doll and The Ree are mindless, souless bodies that only show up in a single chapter towards the end, Ritsuko is revealed to have a really squicky relationship with her Boss, and Pieter is erased from the continuity because Alt-Gregg just didn't like him.]]

* [[SpeedRacer Racer X]]

During their dimension hopping antics, the two of them got bored, then got busy. The result was a humanoid abomination with untold power and passion, with a moral center from his father. His name? [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Simon.]]

She isn't affected by Shinji's "sexy field" which is explicitly stated to only not affect family members. There is an assumption that it is because of [[LesYay her and Rits]], but given how closely {{canon}}!Maya resembles Shinji it isn't beyond the pale that Gendo might have strayed and this is [[{{Foreshadowing}} the first evidence of it]]. A {{WMG}} on how Yui will keep from slaughtering him if this is the case is still UpForGrabs.

Not due to anybody dieing or anything, but because Ichi will sing, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKDaCckEt6M hopefully this song]], which will culminate in The Ree, [[BattleRoyaleWithCheese the Reego]] and the other Evas joining in. And through the powers of [[ThePowerOfLove Love]], [[ThePowerOfFriendship Friendship]] and [[ThePowerOfRock Rock]], ADAM shall defeated once and for all!! [[supersecretspoiler:Okay not really, I was just listening to that song again and the idea came to me. It was too much fun ''not'' to mention.]]

* And [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel/RealLife High-Octane Nightmare Fuel]] gets another entry.

* [[OhCrap Hey guys! I just wanted to say stuff. And things. Because stuff is fun! So aaaaaanywaaaaaaaays...]] [[HopeSpot I am]] ''[[HopeSpot currently]]'' [[HopeSpot the only one of my]] [[QuirkyMinibossSquad sisters]] [[YouMakeMeSic witha]] {{TvTropes}} account, [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel but that's gonna change soon,]] [[ParanoiaFuel so]] [[FalseReassurance don't worry!]]

* In 2007, Hideaki Anno attempted to reconstruct the DarkerAndEdgier giant mecha genres, by creation an anime both [[CrazyAwesome unbelivably epic]] and [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel very]] [[DownerEnding grim.]] He called it: [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann The Sound of]] [[ShoutOut Pulling Heaven Down.]]

[[WMG: "Chail Gun ''was'' a typo]]

[[WMG: If we end up with the Everybody Dies ending, Kei will just make the Mimigas from ''CaveStory''.]]

[[WMG: Rei will never, ever get [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean it]]]]

* [[DoctorWho A Time Lord.]]

Ever since they [[NoodleIncident they shoved a turnip up his ass]], [[spoiler: [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow among other, far more disturbing things]] that [[NightmareFetishist he actually enjoyed]]]]. He's been acting more and more like [[OneOfUs one of them]] as time passes. Sooner or later he'll hit [[MetroidPrime terminal corruption]] and become a full-on Ree. Much to [[JustAsPlanned their universal delight]] I am sure.

[[WMG: Tying into the above WMG's about Zeruel]]

So we know that units 6, 8, and 9 were built way too fast to be normal Evas. We also have the in universe WMG that unit 6 is a lobotomized angel. We recently found out that the elder Ikari (Yui's dad) has some use for Zeruel. Ergo, Zeruel will be regrown into unit 8, with Asuka as the pilot. How else could they get an Eva awesome enough to face down ADAM? There could also be an incident with unit 8 much like Shinji had with unit 1, turning Asuka into a Zeruelian Nephilim. This would happen because otherwise Asuka would be the only pilot who isn't part or completely angelic, and we can't have that. Plus it adds [[NaughtyTentacles something new]] to Shinji and Asuka's relationship.