History WMG / CliffordTheBigRedDog

* He was probably neutered as a puppy.

The city the Howards lived in just happened to have very, very poor standards regarding the disposal of radioactive waste (so poor that [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Sly Sludge]] was probably in charge). Clifford is a mutant, not the product of love, but since he's an animal he has no place at [[ComicBook/XMen Xavier's]].

** To nail the message home, Emily Elizabeth is played by GreyDeLisle, known for playing roles of characters that are just that.

A giant big red dog. Really?

[[WMG: The Howards are millionaires]]
How else could they afford that huge doghouse, as well as the hundreds of gallons of dog food Clifford would have to eat daily?
** Well, last I had checked, the doghouse was a donation from the people of Birdwell. Not real sure about the dog food, however.
** A flashback episode states the people of Birdwell Island, along with the doghouse, also gave the Howards giant-sized bags of dog food specialty-made from the mainland, along with the doghouse.

How else could they afford that huge doghouse the hundreds of gallons of dog food Clifford would eat daily?

[[WMG: The whole series is a result of Mr. Hinkle from ''WesternAnimation/Caillou'' snorting too much coke.]]

And his gigantic size is his Tardis.

How else could they afford that huge doghouse the hundreds of gallons of dog food Clifford would eat daily?

Birdwell island doesn't need Clifford humping ''anything'', as dogs do. And they only female dog he knows is Cleo... and that would be beyond {{Squick}} and into HighOctaneNightmareFuel.

[[WMG:Clifford is the [[TheBible Scarlet Beast]], and Emily Elizabeth is the Whore of Babylon.]]

Birdwell island doesn't need Clifford humping ''anything'', as dogs do. And they only female dog he knows is Cleo... and that would be beyond {{Squick}} and into HighOctaineNightmareFuel.

Or possibly, considering rabbits' lifespan compared to dogs', she died of old age.

[[WMG: The people of the Island keep Clifford on becausehe makes a good tourist attraction.]]

Another point - I've seen her occasionally warning Clifford about dangers (such as stinkweed) and reading to him every episode, but either he's just doing whatever he wants wherever he wants without the girl in sight, or E.E. is using him for rides or to help her with problems. She essentially just uses Clifford for her convenience and let's him do whatever when she's bored.
* Of course, the dog ''has'' to be free-range, due to being a big red dog. But E.E. still shows no care or remorse.

Clifford has since died, and his ass-cheeks have been used to make the babushkas worn by hummel figurines.

Either that memory relates to Clifford trying to forget most of his puppy years, or he just forgot (he was the equivalent of 3 - 6 around that time and is now an adult). Daffodil felt rejected and became depressed, this either getting sick and dying or dying due to dehydration/starvation/being put down. Or possibly, considering rabbits lifespan compared to dogs, she just died of old age.

Another point - I've seen her occasionally warning Clifford about dangers (such as stinkweed) and reading to him every episode, but either he's just doing whatever he wants wherever he wants without the girl in sight, or E.E. is usinghim for rides or to help her with problems. She essentially just uses Clifford for her convenience and let's him do whatever when she's bored.
* Of course, the dog ''has'' to be free-range, due to being a big reddog. But E.E. still shows no care or remorse.

[[WMG: Despite the more modern appearence, the show is set in the same time period as the original books]]

Emily Elizabeth just lets her dog go anywhere he wants, rarely commands or disciplines her dog beyond doing things for herself (like giving her rides orhelping her with something). [[FreeRangeChildren Free Range Dog]] here would provide the many tourists that come to the island for being a big red dog.

Either that memory relates to Clifford trying to forget most of his puppy years, or he just forgot (he was the equivalent of 3 - 6 around that time and is now an adult). Daffodil felt rejected and became depressed, this either getting sick and dying or dying due to dehydration/starvation/being put down.

Clifford has since died, and his ass-cheeks have been used to make the babushkas worn by hummel figurines.

* Of course, the dog ''has'' to be free-range, due to being a big reddog. But E.E. still shows no care or remorse.

* Of course, the dog ''has'' to be free-range, do to being a big reddog. But E.E. still shows to care or remorse.

[[WMG:Clifford is the [[TheBible Scarlet Beast]], and Emily Elizabeth is the Whore of Babylon.]]