[[WMG:Clifford is the [[Literature/TheBible Scarlet Beast]], and Emily Elizabeth is the Whore of Babylon.]]
Which would explain those [[PerverseSexualLust stockings...]]

[[WMG: The people of the Island keep Clifford on because he makes a good tourist attraction.]]
Emily Elizabeth just lets her dog go anywhere he wants, rarely commands or disciplines her dog beyond doing things for herself (like giving her rides or helping her with something). [[FreeRangeChildren Free Range Dog]] here would provide the many tourists that come to the island for being a big red dog.

[[WMG: Emily Elizabeth is a vain bitch.]]
Clifford's dog house has a wall almost entirely filled with pictures of E.E. He couldn't have put them, since they're held on by nails. Sure, E.E. probably wouldn't be using hammer and nails,but she could have prompted them being put in.

In the TV series, she occasionally warns Clifford about dangers such as stinkweed and does read to him every episode; but either he's doing whatever he wants wherever he wants without the girl in sight, or E.E. is using him for rides or to help her with problems. She just uses Clifford for her convenience and lets him do whatever when she's bored.

Clifford ''has'' to be free-range -- he's that big a a big red dog. But E.E. still shows no care or remorse for what he does.

** To nail the message home, Emily Elizabeth is played by GreyDeLisle, known for playing roles of characters that are just that.

[[WMG: Despite the more modern appearance, the show is set in the same time period as the original books]]
Clifford has since died. His ass-cheeks have been used to make the babushkas worn by Hummel figurines.
* Could explain why they're so evil. How would you like to be made from a dog's ass?

[[WMG: Daffodil died sometime between Puppy Days and the main series]]
Either that memory relates to Clifford trying to forget most of his puppy years, or he just forgot (he was the equivalent of 3 - 6 around that time and is now an adult). Daffodil felt rejected and became depressed, this either getting sick and dying or dying due to dehydration/starvation/being put down.

Or possibly, considering rabbits' lifespan compared to dogs', she died of old age.

* It's not impossible that Daffodil's death may have been the incentive for Clifford's growth. There is an episode (and book) where Emily Elizabeth was worried about the tiny Clifford's well being and wanted her puppy to be healthy and grow. EE may have been already traumatized about losing one pet, Daffodil, that she'd probably known all her life, and this may have sparked concerns about her dog.

** Then again, Emily Elizabeth looks pretty much the same as she did in ''Puppy Days'' as she does in the main series, so not a whole lot of time could have passed, unless, Daffodil was, as I would put it, "old to begin with" and died some time before, considering that rabbits tend to live for about 9-12 years and Emily Elizabeth is still a kid, however, we don't know how old she's supposed to be. Alternatively, if she hadn't died, then she might have been given away, considering that, initially, they couldn't bring Clifford with them.

[[WMG: Clifford was neutered in a expensive operation involving many vets, gallons of anesthetic and chainsaws. He is given drugs in his food to suppress ANY sexual behavior.]]
Birdwell island doesn't need Clifford humping ''anything'', as dogs do. And they only female dog he knows is Cleo... and that would be beyond {{Squick}} and into NightmareFuel.

[[WMG: The Howards are millionaires]]
How else could they afford that huge doghouse, as well as the hundreds of gallons of dog food Clifford would have to eat daily?
** Well, last I had checked, the doghouse was a donation from the people of Birdwell. Not real sure about the dog food, however.
** A flashback episode states the people of Birdwell Island, along with the doghouse, also gave the Howards giant-sized bags of dog food specialty-made from the mainland, along with the doghouse.

[[WMG: Clifford is a time lord]]
And his gigantic size is his Tardis.

[[WMG: The whole series is a result of Mr. Hinkle from {{WesternAnimation/Caillou}} snorting too much coke.]]
A giant big red dog. Really?