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[[WMG: If there is a GenderFlip AlternateUniverse, then Larxene is the counterpart of [[{{Metalocalypse}} Doctor Rockso.]]]]
Well, let's look. Both are drug addicts, and are willing to sell out and betray supposed friends for their next fix. Both of them are naturally blond. (The discrepancy in skin tone's harder to explain but no WMG is perfect.) Both have ''definitely'' been around things that aren't normal (Red XIII vs. Dethklok, Xemnas vs. Selatcia.) And whoring himself out on a reality show that embraces, nay encourages drug use isn't out of character for Rockso. Presumably, though, if they are the same person, different gender, then Larxene is also a future version of Rockso, due to going from cocaine to...everything, and from the world already gone to hell. In other words, Ansem Retort takes place in a post-{{Metalocalypse}} alternate universe.

** Next target: [[TheHouseOfPlantagenet the Princes in the Tower?]]

** Sooo, AdolfHitler? He was Jewish.

[[WMG: If Axel and Darth Maul fused, they'd turn into TheodoreRoosevelt.]]
Cause he's the only thing more badass than AndrewJackson. Also, he totally used the Force. I don't care what you say.

* Well. He's certainly not human, [[spoiler: albeit he's a TimeLord and not because of Zex's surgeries.]] So semi-confirmed?

*** Confirmed, and then promptly [[DeadBabyComedy aborted]]. We should have seen that one coming.

[[WMG: Everything is a big XanatosGambit...by Goofy.]]

[[WMG: If Axel and Darth Maul fused, they'd turn into TheodoreRoosevelt.]]
Cause he's the only thing more badass than AndrewJackson. Also, he totally used the Force. I don't care what you say.
* You're missing the point. They became Andrew Jackson because Axel was a murderer and Zexion was a politician, which Andrew Jackson was both of. If Axel fused with Maul, he'd just become a Murderer who is also a Sith Lord and a Jew.
** Sooo, AdolfHitler? He was Jewish.

[[WMG: Kairi won't come back to life. She'll become a werepire.]]
Or a Reaper, It depends on whether or not they use VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou plot points rather than just the characters. The both are technically dead so it's a case of ExactWords.
* Either way she won't coming back into comic by the WordOfGod.

[[WMG: In the fanfic ''FanFic/GeishasOfWinter'', the orphans that Crocodile was raising money for were the orphans who were displaced when Axel burned down the orphanage.]]
* Even though the orphans and the orphanage aren't stated, it is a strong possibility that Crocodile was helping out the orphans displaced by the fire Axel set.

[[WMG: Zexion will eventually become president.]]
PresidentEvil, naturally.
* Technically semi-confirmed, as Zexion and Axel have the power to fuse into ANDREW JACKSON MOTHERFUCKER!
* He is Governor Evil. Close enough.

[[WMG: Everything is a big XanatosGambit...by Goofy.]]
Of all the important characters in KH, there has yet to be a use for Goofy's sprite at all. And let's face it, he'd be the last person you'd expect to be behind everything.

[[WMG: Xion will get involved in this somehow.]]
With all the reality alterations its possible that she, not, Kairi was sent to the reality TV show mansion. Because she can fight she survived the first season. However her sprite will just be a Kairi PaletteSwap. Riku will develop a crush on her due to the fact that her life has been DeusAngstMachina but will break up when she finds out that she's a Male-To-Female transsexual.
* And what's worse, she's still a YaoiFangirl. She's spent most of the time here trying to get Axel/Zexion and Darth Maul/Marluxia to make out. Or something.

[[WMG: We haven't seen the last of Yuna and (girl)Rikku.]]
Red XIII joined the main cast, the others were slaughtered by Axel, but all we know of Yuna and Rikku's fate is they went to dig to the center of the Earth at the Vatican on Darth Maul's suggestion. I wouldn't be surprised to see them pop up again riding an aeon or something, stopping whatever enemy it was this season, then promptly getting eaten by the aeon, who will become the next villain.
* [[spoiler: Confirmed, partly. Yuna and Rikku DO come back, but for a reality show.]]

[[WMG: In the AlternateHistory, Axel is actually ''peaceful''.]]
[[http://ansemretort.org/ansemretort/index.html?comic=569 Check this comic.]] Notice anything? At least ''half'' the people in the background were people murdered by Axel in the proper timeline. Their being alive now could mean that Xemnas's manipulations have made Axel non-homicidal, almost pacifistic...just as planned.
* {{Jossed}} by [[http://ansemretort.org/mainpage.php?subaction=showcomments&id=1262889026&archive=&start_from=&ucat=& Word of God]]
* And, you know, the fact alternate!Axel ''[[CrazyAwesome dropped Riku into a volcano]] [[http://www.ansemretort.org/ansemretort/index.html?comic=578 and then nuked it.]]''
** Well sure, after his Original Memories were reawakened by the Power of Andrew Jackson.

[[WMG: If there is a GenderFlip AlternateUniverse, then Larxene is the counterpart of [[{{Metalocalypse}} Doctor Rockso.]]]]
Well, let's look. Both are drug addicts, and are willing to sell out and betray supposed friends for their next fix. Both of them are naturally blond. (The discrepancy in skin tone's harder to explain but no WMG is perfect.) Both have ''definitely'' been around things that aren't normal (Red XIII vs. Dethklok, Xemnas vs. Selatcia.) And whoring himself out on a reality show that embraces, nay encourages drug use isn't out of character for Rockso. Presumably, though, if they are the same person, different gender, then Larxene is also a future version of Rockso, due to going from cocaine to...everything, and from the world already gone to hell. In other words, Ansem Retort takes place in a post-{{Metalocalypse}} alternate universe.

[[WMG: Alternately, they take place in the same universe and Larxene is one of Skwisgaar's many children.]]
Well, there is the blond hair...plus, if the 'Skwisgaar is the son of a god' WMG is true, it's quite possible that that is where Larxene's lightning powers come from, especially if Skwisgaar's father turns out to be Thor.

[[WMG: Axel [[WhoShotJFK shot JFK]]]]
[[spoiler: Well, he already knocked off Kurt Cobain and Sonny Bono and turned Ronald Reagan into the Hulk. Eventually it has to escalate to this point.]]
* While we're at it, have him kidnap Harold Holt. Just to prove he can fuck with other nations' heads of state too.
** Next target: [[TheHouseOfPlantagenet the Princes in the Tower?]]

[[WMG: When the series ends, Axel will burn another orphanage down.]]
Come on, who can resist the BookEnds?

Or a Reaper, It depends on whether or not they use TheWorldEndsWithYou plot points rather than just the characters. The both are technically dead so it's a case of ExactWords.

[[WMG: Riku is playing [[TheWorldEndsWithYou The Reaper's Game]]!]]

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[[WMG: In the fanfic GeishasOfWinter, the orphans that Crocodile was raising money for were the orphans who were displaced when Axel burned down the orphanage.]]

** Sooo, AdolphHitler? He was Jewish.

** Sooo, [[Adolph Hitler]]? He was Jewish.