History Tropers / NESGamer190

* BerserkButton (Dragons and Shotguns come to mind, along with hateful people.)

[[folder:Vandals write here!]]

* This vandalism is the first! ~@/{{Classifiedzerogoki}}
* BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I have been deemed quoteworthy! HAHAHA! Tis' a good day indeed. Keep being awesome NES. - [[Tropers/{{Azreal341}} Azreal]]
* HI!!! - [[Tropers/{{YinHachiko}} Hachi]]
* Yo. I usually say something ''outrageously'' witty in these, so let's just pretend I did so I feel less awkward ~@/{{SlendidSuit}}
* LLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY stop [[Tropers/{{Starfy64}} Starfy]]
* What do you think of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXTA7z0rhAM&feature=related this band?]] ~@/{{Rockonman}}
** Not too bad at all! Quite catchy! (NES)
* Dies horribly.-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* [=*lives horribly*=] -@/{{WertyYertrew}}
* [=*pours milk everywhere*=] - @/{{Landorkus}}
** *readies a mop and begins whistling [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4Jl7cf_o4&feature=relmfu this]]* (NES)
* Greetings, fellow Brony. Like your avatar gallery. :) -@/MobileLeprechaun
** Glad to see someone like the avvy gallery! It's mostly a fledgling right now, but I'll be sure to get more in. Also a relief to see another brony! (NES)
** Same here.-[[Tropers/XiphosOrochi666 King Yggdrasil]]
** Hail and well met! It is always a pleasure to meet another member of the Dark Brotherhood. (Wait a minute...Dammit! Mixed up the cue cards again!) -@/DemoralizedAnt
* Come on now,work that sucker to death...-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* All your overused memes/LampShading belong to me ~@/{{Starfy64}}
* *Bursts in through the floor* Coffee? *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}}
** Certainly! -pulls out a metal mug-
* I hope I'm doing this right... @/SBaneN
* Vandalism x2! - @/SBaneN
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QXbOjsHDXoc Discord!]]-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Vandalism returns! In the form of... @/SBaneN - I guess.
** Strike, Vandalism! Enter the vandalized sword of darkness! ... That was random. - @/SBaneN
** Shane uses Vandalism! It's not very effective... - @/SBaneN
* King Yggdrasil uses Yggdrasil Beam! It does 9999 damage! SS uses Reincarnation of the Universe! It does 9999 damage! Vindar uses Darkness Destroyer! It does 9999 Damage!-[[Tropers/XiphosOrochi666 SS]]
* Chill out! It's an icy vandal attack by @/SBaneN!
* Gotcha! -Tropers/MokonaZero
* [=*throws cans of cola*=] Cool music, by the way. - @/PretentiousSkyCat
** Ah, thanks! -nabs can- I did need my caffeine and well, I personally think old school music's pretty great! (NES)
* Does the carpet match the drapes? - @/SBaneN
** It'd be hard to, thinking about it. (NES)
* You have been attacked! -Tropers/MokonaZero
** Twice in one day! -Tropers/MokonaZero
*** D'oh! How'd that happen? I let my guard down. (NES)
* Why does pie explode when it doesn't explode? - @/SBaneN
* Zero. - @/BioSafety
* Happy new year. - @/SBaneN
* Kathwoot!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Banana - {{Tropers/Porschelemans}}
* My final vandalism act for some time. Adios amigo. - Shane, also known as @/SBaneN
** Hang in there Shane! I'm rooting for you, comrade! (NES)
*** Thanks. Also, vandalized. Again. Which may either be my real final vandalism act for some time, or somehow I'll get lucky. @/SBaneN the Cursed
* I am the final boss! Mhua ha ha ha ha!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* ... If Xiphos Orochi is the final boss, what does that make me? Such a riddling question came to mind... So much confusing power... I'm not even confused. - @/SBaneN
** Witness the power! Vandalism Strike! Fear it! FEAR IT! Tremble before the might of... something that isn't light. Also, x2. - @/SBaneN the {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* Have some Fluttershy: [[http://fav.me/d460xyz]] -[[@/{{Sixthhokage1}} Sixth]]
** [[{{Squee}} Eee!]] (NES)
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=w54UfWPH5Fo Screw Destiny!]] And manly tears were shed that day.-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Seems like, in the words of Mel Mcdaniel, "you need a real good, feel good song" [[https://eqbeats.org/track/3603 here you go]]
* Greetings, fellow brony! Let us trope in the name of ponies! Brohoof! /) @/{{Savato}}
** Brohoof! (\ (NES)
* Thanks for the helping on SweetHome! Also, I am off in the night! @/SMSoldier
* Dash Blaster!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Heya! NES! -Tropers/MokonaZero
* [[AC:We are coming. We will devour your kingdom.]] Or not, maybe I'm just hungry. - Tropers/ELdritchseer
* Hello fellow brony /) Your quotes are pretty awesome, you are clever man indeed. -[[@/{{QuarterDollar}} Quarter]]
* ... Hello. You are vandalized. I hope you are ready... FOR MORE! - @/SBaneN
* Thought I'd drop in and say hi again! o/ -[[@/{{Sixthhokage1}} Sixth]]
* You can check your reply to your vandalisation on my page, sir. c: -@/{{Danniiee}}
* [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyI Chance to vandalize first.]] :P -Tropers/TheMike
* ... So. Long time no vandalism, I guess. Probably because the vandalism is starting to become few. Anyway, ''[[CatchPhrase my anger flows free~]]'' - @/SBaneN
* (\ Hello there fellow brony, hope you'll enjoy your two brand-new avatars ;) ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* And now the vandalism power is going up again [[{{Emoticon}} :) ]] - @/SBaneN
* Oooh another featherweight -Tropers/{{terlwyth}}
** Eeyup. I happen to be a light guy. (NES)
* NES Gamer, huh? [[http://www.player1videogames.com/wp_sega-genesis.jpg This means war.]] --[[Tropers/{{Odd1}} 0dd1]]
* Hey there. Just dropped by to say thanks for being the first and only commenter on my page. ~ @/{{Zelenal}}
* Nice to be back here! It's always great to see you on the shipping thread. -Tropers/MokonaZero
* And now I've made my first vandalism. - [[@/EarlOfSandvich a fellow gamer]]
* What's this? You consider your love for cute things a ''flaw''? Your ability to appreciate the adorable is a ''gift''! [[http://fav.me/d4c2479 It is to be cherished!]] - @/{{Eskay64}}
* [[@/{{Sixthhokage1}} Guess who]]? ^_^
* Hey there, just saw your vandalization on my page. Wow, that was a long time ago! Anyway, my favorite is Applejack although I've recently started to develop a soft spot for Rarity. Incidentally, sarcastic Rarity is best Rarity. - @/HouraiRabbit
* Rainbow Dash should have been the main character,oh well.-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress Engraved in NESgamer190's Vandalism folder is an image of [=NESgamer190=] the human and Fluttershy the pegasus by The Mike. [=NESgamer190=] is embracing Fluttershy.]]
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* 5 feet and 8 inches of attitude.

* 5 feet and 8 inches

It all started at a dockway with two boats, and 14 ponies are involved in the whole bit with the Celestia team and Luna team. On the Luna team, I wound up teamed up with Rainbow Dash, Gilda, Fluttershy, Octavia, Vinyl, and Queen Chrysalis. The Celestia team happens to be consisting of Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Trixie, Derpy, Pinkie, Rarity, and Lyra.

After being explained all the rules via Luna's holo mask, I wound up talking first with Gilda, and predictably, she shown hostilities upon me. Cue me talking with Dash, and developing a little trust. After a bit, I heard what sounded like a cello being broken of its strings, and I quickly homed in on it, to realize a couple feathers near the stringless cello and a sobbing Octavia. I bit my lip as I offered my tail for replacement strings. Octavia looked at me in a puzzled manner. "You can pluck some of the tail hairs for the cello's replacement." Octavia then promptly plucked a few tail hairs from me and I yelped in some pain, but then she nodded at me with a smile, as though she was pleased.

The following dream in the folder below is rated P for [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pony]], C for crossover, and B for BeigeProse.

The dream was some sort of Survivor in pirate style, having two opposing teams of pirates on two boats. I knew that Applejack was one of my opponents. (Unfortunately, I couldn't remember much this time.)

The following dream in the folder below is rated P for [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pony]].

It started at a bridge in ponyville, Fluttershy and I enjoying the scenery. Cue one Pinkie surprise to send us both over and into the stream. "Pinkie!" I barked when I surfaced, only to realize Fluttershy has ''not'' surfaced. Cue a small scream of panic as I went underwater in an attempt to save her. When I saw her stuck on some sunken foliage, another panic scream came from under water as I went to get the sunk pegasus ''out'' of the water. One valiant grab with the jaws and tug, I got her out, and she promptly found herself out of the water, and I began to gag, realizing my lungs couldn't take any more. Tried as I may, it was to no avail, as I promptly lost consciousness.

When I came to again, I saw Nurse Redheart utilizing some form of equine CPR. I promptly looked ill, and promptly vacated my gut into the trash can near by. "The stream water tasted ''bad'', but where's Fluttershy?" The nurse promptly motioned to the bed next to mine, seeing the pegasus in a blanket, shivering.

"That was a close one!" Pinkie stated, with me giving a stern look of disappointment to Pinkie. "What did I do?"

"The surprise was ''uncalled'' for." My look then became strangely less stern. "Maybe you've learned not to surprise everypony at every second? If you did, best to write a letter to the Princess."

* ▼.,.,UU○,.▼
** Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack tripped and hit his head, [[{{Gorn}} bruising his skull and tearing apart the muscle in his brain.]] Jack bleeds to death. Jack's death enrages Jill, [[DisasterDominoes who proceeds to murder Mary's lamb...]]

It all started in some theather, with me, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie listening in to Octavia's cello playing. Pinkie, being the party pony she is, promptly changed the mood quickly with a shot of the party cannon, critically damaging the foundation of the theather. Cue me diving in, getting Octavia out of the way of a heavy support that ended up hurting my hind legs and immobilizing me. Tried as I may, I couldn't get the beam off, and Octavia had fled already. Twilight Sparkle came in, zapping the metal support -away- from me, though it cut at the wooden support that pinned me into two pieces. After some struggling (and a little magic), the pinning support was off, and I narrowly managed to crawl out before getting crushed by the rubble, and I remember having to crawl over a support beam too.

* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress Engraved in NESgamer190's Vandalism folder is an image of [=NESgamer190=] the human and Fluttershy the horse by The Mike. [=NESgamer190=] is embracing Fluttershy.]]

The following dream in the folder below is rated P for [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pony]], T for Videogame/TeamFortress2, and W for weird.

It started at what I could only presume to be Coaltown, with myself ponified and Lyra as her own unicorn self. There were two opened Mann Co Supply crates, and the two of us looked inside the boxes. In box one, there was a left handed Gunslinger (I -do- believe the gunslinger's a leftie, right?). The other crate had a right-handed power glove, which kinda baffled me, but Lyra was looking hopeful as she went to don them. Whether it was by magic, or some mechanical means, Lyra was effectively with actual hands, as opposed to hooves, which made her squee in joy, and promptly hug me. Shortly after, I got my ears scratched enough to the point of falling unconscious.

* Favorite non-mane 6: To be determined, but in the running is Zecora, Derpy, and Princess Celestia. Honorable mentions to Iron Will and Discord.

* NightmareFetishist (Well, if you ''really'' want to know, I'm afraid I must hold off for you guys. Even a PM might get you nothing.)

* '''[[LargeHam LARGE HAM.]]''' ~@/{{Rockonman}}

* Hey there, just saw your vandalization on my page. Wow, that was a long time ago! Anyway, my favorite is Applejack although I've recently started to develop a soft spot for Rarity.

The following dream in the folder below is rated P for [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pony]], and N for nightmare-esque.

It all started out at Ponyville, with me already looking at 5 of the mane six. They were ''clearly'' not happy to see me. To sum it up, the five had accused me of a crime that sent a pony to the hospital, and that if it wasn't for that pony's "sacrifice", Ponyville could have been destroyed. I went to tell them I was framed, but to no avail. They then promptly pursued me out into the Everfree Forest. I would have considered hiding in the cottage of Fluttershy, but I pieced together they'd look everywhere and I'd meet a bad end.

When I dove into the forest and managed to lose them, I looked uneasy, clambering about for loose branches and a good spot to make a temporal shelter. I've traversed until what felt like sundown, and promptly went to build a shelter, minding the poison joke, and using it as a house "defense". Upon finishing the shelter, I crawled in, curled up, and shed tears of sorrow. I had never felt such... betrayal in all my life.

Day came again after having fallen asleep, and I peered out, only to see a manticore walk off. I counted my blessings there, and went off to Zecora's until I saw the mob of five. Much to my chagrin, Pinkie had spotted me, and I fled for my life to the shelter. After losing her, I let off a sigh of relief, until the shelter collapsed upon me, giving me great pain. I was effectively paralyzed as Pinkie dragged me off after I let off a yell of pain (Hard to be subtle if you happen to yell in pain).

Upon being brought out of my shelter, I looked at the five, who were ''still'' unhappy about a crime I was framed for. I was brought into Zecora's hut, which was uninhabited, much to my misfortune. I then knew my fate. I was going to be immolated.

The following dream in the folder below is rated P for [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pony]].

It resumed back at the temple, with Daring Do and I hanging around via ropes. It didn't take long until company came in the form of Fluttershy who was brought in with the medallion on. Cue Rarity falling in with a gem in hooves, to which I remarked that she must've fallen for the oldest trick in the book. After that, [=AJ=] and Rainbow Dash were brought in, tied on a post. I wondered if the amulet did nothing for the pegasus, until I realized she was ''not'' shackled.

The zebra natives went to tell me after wondering a bit aloud that they believe the amulets to be a token of friendship. Because of that, I pieced together that the amulet gave the natives the message that she was a friend.

Q: How are you at the moment? @/SBaneN (on 10 April 2013, at 16:12 GMT+2)

A: The month has treated me fairly well on the most part. I am glad someone's checking up. (NES)

It all began at some sort of temple, with me and the mane six looking at a sealed temple. I asked how we're going to open the temple, before a zebra spirit poofed in and asked for a key or seal. "Now what?" I asked, before Twilight pulled out a seal and flung it. The spirit dissipated, and the temple opened with no problem. I mention how it seemed to be a lobby, until we all came in, and got sealed in. Everypony was ''not'' happy about it, knowing the only way out is in now. Cue Rarity finding some odd trinket, to which I was handed it, only to hand it over to Fluttershy, believing her to be the one who could need it the most. After pulling straws and getting the short lot, I went down the central door.

The room appeared empty... ''too'' empty. Upon making a little progress, I noticed a fiery maze rise up, and I went to hop from tile to tile, with fire continuing to shift the maze walls, but I puzzled it out and pushed a button that soaked the maze, allowing anypony else access without going through the maze part. "Chalk one up for the archaeologists!" I noted.

The next room showed four room tiles, with blatant traps covering all four symbols of a unicorn, pegasus, earth pony, and zebra. I quickly puzzled it out, and stepped on the zebra tile, and lo and behold, another door opens. "Too easy!"

When I crossed the doorway though, I was ambushed by a zebra native. He grabbed me and after a bit of struggle, he out-lasted me, and dragged me off to a chamber with Daring Do. I conversed with the captors, and to no avail. I looked at Daring Do in a worried manner, realizing that trouble is imminent.

* BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I have been deemed quoteworthy! HAHAHA! Tis' a good day indeed. Keep being awsome NES. - [[Tropers/{{Azreal341}} Azreal]]

It all started at the sugarcube corner with myself and Pinkie Pie at Sugarcube corner, with me starving. Pinkie offered to help feed me, and I kindly accepted, having had my fill after a pie and a bit of cake. I go to mention thanks, only for Pinkie to have a huge grin, and proceeds to force feed me relentlessly, disregarding my calls of "'''Pinkie'''!" as I continued to suffer a barrage of pastries. I shortly found myself unconscious, and when I came to, I noticed myself encased in chocolate, and then Pinkie promptly devoured me in one bite... When I ''did'' come to again though, I found myself in the hospital, wondering if it's a dream.