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* AsHimself: Quite a few examples.
** Series 1 has Todd Carty and radio DJ Henry Kelly.
** Series 2 has presenters Konnie Huq, Rufus Hound and Creator/RichardOsman appearing on the Help a Blameless Child {{telethon}}. Plus, various ''Series/EastEnders'' cast members show up [[spoiler:to pay their respects after Todd is killed.]]
** Series 3 has football pundit Chris “Kammy” Kamara giving half-time commentary on Cloth and Oldman’s interrogation of a suspect.
** Series 1 has Todd Carty and radio DJ Henry Kelly.
** Series 2 has presenters Konnie Huq, Rufus Hound and Creator/RichardOsman appearing on the Help a Blameless Child {{telethon}}. Plus, various ''Series/EastEnders'' cast members show up [[spoiler:to pay their respects after Todd is killed.]]
** Series 3 has football pundit Chris “Kammy” Kamara giving half-time commentary on Cloth and Oldman’s interrogation of a suspect.
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* AsHimself: Quite At least once a few examples.
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** Series1 has Todd Carty and radio 1: Radio DJ Henry Kelly.
** Series 2 has presenters Konnie Huq, Rufus Hound and Creator/RichardOsman appearingKelly makes a voice-only appearance joyfully announcing Aidan Hawkchurch’s death on the Help a Blameless Child {{telethon}}. Plus, various his show. ''Series/EastEnders'' cast members show up [[spoiler:to pay their respects after and ''Series/GrangeHill'' actor Todd Carty is killed.a Detective Constable in the City of Town police and [[spoiler:his death at the hands of Macratty’s gang kicks off Series 2.]]
** Series3 has football 2: The Help a Blameless Child {{telethon}} is presented by Konnie Huq and Rufus Hound, and features a segment where Creator/RichardOsman juggles grapefruit. Various ''Series/EastEnders'' cast members show up [[spoiler:to pay their respects after Todd’s death.]]
** Series 3: Football pundit Chris “Kammy” Kamaragiving gives half-time commentary on Cloth and Oldman’s interrogation of a suspect.
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** Series 2 has presenters Konnie Huq, Rufus Hound and Creator/RichardOsman appearing
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** Series 3: Football pundit Chris “Kammy” Kamara
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** Series 1 has Todd Carty and radio DJ Harry Kelly.
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** Series 1 has Todd Carty and radio DJ Harry Henry Kelly.
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* AsHimself: Quite a few examples.
** Series 1 has Todd Carty and radio DJ Harry Kelly.
** Series 2 has presenters Konnie Huq, Rufus Hound and Creator/RichardOsman appearing on the Help a Blameless Child {{telethon}}. Plus, various ''Series/EastEnders'' cast members show up [[spoiler:to pay their respects after Todd is killed.]]
** Series 3 has football pundit Chris “Kammy” Kamara giving half-time commentary on Cloth and Oldman’s interrogation of a suspect.
** Series 1 has Todd Carty and radio DJ Harry Kelly.
** Series 2 has presenters Konnie Huq, Rufus Hound and Creator/RichardOsman appearing on the Help a Blameless Child {{telethon}}. Plus, various ''Series/EastEnders'' cast members show up [[spoiler:to pay their respects after Todd is killed.]]
** Series 3 has football pundit Chris “Kammy” Kamara giving half-time commentary on Cloth and Oldman’s interrogation of a suspect.
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* CleanPrettyReliable:
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* CleanPrettyReliable:CPRCleanPrettyReliable:
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* {{Catchphrase}}: DI Oldman talks about “the boys down at the station” a ''lot''.
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* {{Catchphrase}}: DI Oldman talks about “the boys down at the station” a ''lot''.
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* OffscreenTeleportation: Spoofed when Jack Cloth is working undercover and the boss of the criminal operation calls him up to get over there and explain himself. Cloth says that he'll "be there right away", then immediately walks through the door when the shot switches locations again.
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* OffscreenTeleportation: Spoofed Parodied when Jack Cloth is working undercover and the boss of the criminal operation calls him up to get over there and explain himself. Cloth says that he'll "be there right away", then immediately walks through the door when the shot switches locations again.
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* {{Catchphrase}}: DI Oldman talks about “the boys down at the station” a ''lot''.
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-->'''Oldman:''' (sadly, after hearing DJ Henry Kelly[[note]]literally the ''only'' person Hawkchurch's wife could think of who might ''not'' have wanted him dead[[/note]] laughing with glee that Hawkchurch is dead) A million and one.
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* DyingClue: Todd Carty writes Macratty's name [[CouldntFindAPen in his own blood]] before dying, but ran out of room and had to scrunch the last few letters up. He also did some doodling ''and'' [[UpToEleven wrote "FIND JACK CLOTH" on a piece of cloth]].
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* DyingClue: Todd Carty writes Macratty's name [[CouldntFindAPen in his own blood]] before dying, but ran out of room and had to scrunch the last few letters up. He also did some doodling ''and'' [[UpToEleven wrote "FIND JACK CLOTH" on a piece of cloth]].cloth.
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* LudicrousGibs: [[spoiler:Hope Goodgirl explosively decompresses after being crushed by a rather lightweight falling pillar]]. This being A Touch of Cloth, [[UpToEleven the gibs truly]] ''[[UpToEleven are]]'' [[UpToEleven ludicrous]].
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* LudicrousGibs: [[spoiler:Hope Goodgirl explosively decompresses after being crushed by a rather lightweight falling pillar]]. This being A Touch of Cloth, [[UpToEleven the gibs truly]] ''[[UpToEleven are]]'' [[UpToEleven ludicrous]].truly ''are'' ludicrous.
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** Oldman constantly refers to other officers as "the boys down the station". [[UpToEleven Even when she's in the station.]]
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** Oldman constantly refers to other officers as "the boys down the station". [[UpToEleven Even when she's in the station.]]
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''Des Hairihan:''' It's alright, I understand. This car hasn't got an upstairs.
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* ComfortingTheWidow: Parodied. After Jack's wife died he had sex with TheCoroner Natasha... with his wife's body lying next to them.
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* ComfortingTheWidow: Parodied. After Jack's wife died he had sex with TheCoroner Natasha... with his wife's body lying laying next to them.
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* DarkerAndEdgier: Series 3, despite still being as zany as the rest of the show, has a more oppressive atmosphere to it. Partially due to things getting [[ItsPersonal more personal]] to Jack.
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''A Touch of Cloth'' is a British comedy series which spoofs dark, overwrought British {{Police Procedural}}s, written by Creator/CharlieBrooker and Daniel Maier for Creator/SkyOne. The first two-parter was broadcast in August 2012, with two additional two-parts being broadcasted in 2013 and 2014. Imagine ''Film/TheNakedGun'' or ''Film/{{Airplane}}'', but instead aimed at dark crime dramas like ''Series/{{Luther}}'' or ''Messiah'' (along with most crime shows on TV) and you are heading very much in the right direction. Very silly and very funny.
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''A Touch of Cloth'' is a British comedy series which spoofs dark, overwrought British {{Police Procedural}}s, created and written by Creator/CharlieBrooker and Daniel Maier for Creator/SkyOne. The first two-parter was broadcast in August 2012, with two additional two-parts being broadcasted in 2013 and 2014. Imagine ''Film/TheNakedGun'' or ''Film/{{Airplane}}'', but instead aimed at dark crime dramas like ''Series/{{Luther}}'' or ''Messiah'' (along with most crime shows on TV) and you are heading very much in the right direction. Very silly and very funny.
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A spoof of dark, overwrought crime shows, written by Creator/CharlieBrooker for Creator/SkyOne. The first two-parter was broadcast in August 2012, but two more were ordered even before transmission. Imagine ''Film/TheNakedGun'' or ''Film/{{Airplane}}'', but instead aimed at dark crime dramas like ''Series/{{Luther}}'' or ''Messiah'' (along with most crime shows on TV) and you are heading very much in the right direction. Very silly and very funny.
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In the second series, Cloth goes undercover to uncover a criminal conspiracy involving the theft of a nuclear device and the charity telethon "Help a Blameless Child". The third series, centres around the murder of Cloth's brother, Terry, with Cloth eventually realizing that the culprit is closer to home than he first thought.
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* ItIsPronouncedTroPay: DC Oldman insists you say it "Anne Old Man".
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* LineOfSightAlias: Unfortunately for Jack, he's in a scrap metal dealership, and as names for a undercover policeman go "Copper" is a pretty poor one. He gets away with it by [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay insisting it be pronounced "Copére"]]. When he gets Des to join him on the team later, he also chooses a painfully obvious one for an undercover cop; "Sargeant".
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* LineOfSightAlias: Unfortunately for Jack, he's in a scrap metal dealership, and as names for a undercover policeman go "Copper" is a pretty poor one. He gets away with it by [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay [[PretentiousPronunciation insisting it be pronounced "Copére"]]. When he gets Des to join him on the team later, he also chooses a painfully obvious one for an undercover cop; "Sargeant".
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'''Todd''': Yeah, I store chains, art... my scrapbook here.
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'''Todd''': Yeah, I store chains, art... [[ShrineToSelf my scrapbook scrapbook]] here.
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-->'''Jack Cloth''': I haven't laughed since my wife died.
-->'''Anne Oldman''': Why did you laugh when your wife died?
-->'''Anne Oldman''': Why did you laugh when your wife died?
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-->'''Jack Cloth''': Cloth:''' I haven't laughed since my wife died.
-->'''Anne Oldman''':died.\\
'''Anne Oldman:''' Why did you laugh when your wife died?
-->'''Anne Oldman''':
'''Anne Oldman:''' Why did you laugh when your wife died?
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-->'''Jack Cloth''': I haven't laughed since my wife died.
-->'''Anne Oldman''': Why did you laugh when your wife died?
-->'''Anne Oldman''': Why did you laugh when your wife died?
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-->'''Jack Cloth''': Cloth:''' I haven't laughed since my wife died.
-->'''Anne Oldman''':died.\\
'''Anne Oldman:''' Why did you laugh when your wife died?
-->'''Anne Oldman''':
'''Anne Oldman:''' Why did you laugh when your wife died?
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-->'''Mike Macratty''': 20:04, bends down to pick up a discarded bag. Now thats when you come in.
-->'''Jack Cloth''': We'll never fit into that bag.
-->'''Jack Cloth''': We'll never fit into that bag.
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-->'''Jack Cloth''':
'''Jack Cloth:''' We'll never fit into that bag.
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-->'''Kerry Newblood''': Normally I'd invite you upstairs, but...
-->'''Des Hairihan''': It's alright, I understand. This car hasn't got an upstairs.
-->'''Des Hairihan''': It's alright, I understand. This car hasn't got an upstairs.
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-->'''Des Hairihan''':
''Des Hairihan:''' It's alright, I understand. This car hasn't got an upstairs.
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Spoofed when one of the jurors in Series 1 recalls the steamy sex she had with her lover at the jury room - right there on the desk in front of everyone.
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Spoofed when one of the jurors in Series 1 recalls the steamy sex she had with her lover at the jury room - -- right there on the desk in front of everyone.
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--> '''Tom Boss''': We threw a suspect down the stairs for seven hours.
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* PunnyName
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* PunnyNamePunnyName: Pretty much every character in the show. Especially Cloth, Oldman, and Boss is often used to set up puns.
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-->'''Cloth''': (to a dead body) What happened to you, Albert Stafford?
-->'''Anne''': He can't tell you. [[CaptainObvious He's dead, sir.]]
-->'''Anne''': He can't tell you. [[CaptainObvious He's dead, sir.]]
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-->'''Anne''':
'''Anne:''' He can't tell you. [[CaptainObvious He's dead, sir.]]
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--->'''Anne''': They shot [[spoiler:Todd]], too.
--->'''Cloth''': Don't tell me he's dead?! [''beat''] Is he dead?
--->[''Anne nods sadly'']
--->'''Cloth''': Argh! I said don't tell me!
--->'''Cloth''': Don't tell me he's dead?! [''beat''] Is he dead?
--->[''Anne nods sadly'']
--->'''Cloth''': Argh! I said don't tell me!
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--->'''Cloth''':
'''Cloth:''' Don't tell me he's dead?! [''beat''] Is he
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'''Cloth:''' Argh! I said don't tell me!
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-->'''Jemima Symes''': Were the victims gored, with a type of sword?
-->'''Jack Cloth''': Well, that's one line of enquiry...which you can put in your diary.
-->'''Jack Cloth''': Well, that's one line of enquiry...which you can put in your diary.
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-->'''Jemima Symes''': Symes:''' Were the victims gored, with a type of sword?
-->'''Jack Cloth''':sword?\\
'''Jack Cloth:''' Well, that's one line ofenquiry...enquiry... which you can put in your diary.
-->'''Jack Cloth''':
'''Jack Cloth:''' Well, that's one line of
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-->'''Cloth:''' Old''man'', look at my life!
-->'''Oldman:''' I'm a lot like you were!
-->'''Oldman:''' I'm a lot like you were!
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-->'''Cloth:''' Old''man'', look at my life!
-->'''Oldman:'''life!\\
'''Oldman:''' I'm a lot like you were!
-->'''Oldman:'''
'''Oldman:''' I'm a lot like you were!
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* MetaCasting: John Hannah has played brooding detectives before, most notably John Rebus of ''Literature/{{Rebus}}''. And Suranne Jones is better known as DS Rachel Bailey in the police procedural [[Series/ScottAndBailey Scott & Bailey]].
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* MetaCasting: John Hannah has played brooding detectives before, most notably John Rebus of ''Literature/{{Rebus}}''. And Suranne Jones is better known as DS Rachel Bailey in the police procedural [[Series/ScottAndBailey ''[[Series/ScottAndBailey Scott & Bailey]].Bailey]]''.
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* BiTheWay:
** Anne Oldman. Naturally milked as a RunningGag.
--->'''Cloth''': So you're gay?\\
'''Anne''': Bi, Jack.\\
'''Cloth''': [[WhosOnFirst No, don't go, it's none of my business.]]
** The sequel adds [[spoiler: Jack himself, when he [[LastMinuteHookup inexplicably drives off]] with Tom Boss.]]
--->'''Anne:''' [[spoiler:Didn't he kill your wife?]]\\
'''Cloth:''' [[spoiler:No one's perfect.]]\\
'''Anne:''' [[spoiler:You don't belong with him! You're straight!]]\\
'''Cloth:''' [[spoiler:Bi, Anne. ''(leaves)'']]
** Anne Oldman. Naturally milked as a RunningGag.
--->'''Cloth''': So you're gay?\\
'''Anne''': Bi, Jack.\\
'''Cloth''': [[WhosOnFirst No, don't go, it's none of my business.]]
** The sequel adds [[spoiler: Jack himself, when he [[LastMinuteHookup inexplicably drives off]] with Tom Boss.]]
--->'''Anne:''' [[spoiler:Didn't he kill your wife?]]\\
'''Cloth:''' [[spoiler:No one's perfect.]]\\
'''Anne:''' [[spoiler:You don't belong with him! You're straight!]]\\
'''Cloth:''' [[spoiler:Bi, Anne. ''(leaves)'']]
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** Cloth does it to [[spoiler:Tom Boss]] in the season 2 finale. Setting up the [[BiTheWay odd ending.]]
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** Cloth does it to [[spoiler:Tom Boss]] in the season 2 finale. Setting up the [[BiTheWay odd ending.]]
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** Hilariously subverted in Season 2:
--->'''Anne''': They shot [[spoiler:Todd]], too.
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--->'''Cloth''': Argh! I said don't tell me!
--->'''Anne''': They shot [[spoiler:Todd]], too.
--->'''Cloth''': Don't tell me he's dead?! [''beat''] Is he dead?
--->[''Anne nods sadly'']
--->'''Cloth''': Argh! I said don't tell me!
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* FlashbackMontageRealization: Parodied when DC Anne Oldman realizes that [[spoiler:Chief Constable Tom Boss]] is the SerialKiller they're looking for. We get a series of flashbacks showing him asking her to make sure he's kept aware of all developments on the case, followed by two we haven't seen: [[spoiler:one of him asking him to help ''lick the blood off his sword'', and another of him flat-out telling her what he's doing and why. And then ''writing it on her hand''.]]
-->'''Oldman''': I just didn't put it together until now!
** Further parodied in Series 2 when Jack Cloth realises that the "[[TheManBehindTheMan Big Man]]" that [[ArcVillain Michael Macratty]] is working for is [[spoiler:''also'' Chief Constable Boss]], and a series of flashbacks occurs that once again ends in a clip we didn't see the first time. It's then subverted when Cloth learns that [[spoiler:Boss is [[NotMeThisTime actually innocent this time]], and the Big Man is actually [[EvilAllAlong Hope]] [[NonIndicativeName Goodgirl]]]].
-->'''Oldman''': I just didn't put it together until now!
** Further parodied in Series 2 when Jack Cloth realises that the "[[TheManBehindTheMan Big Man]]" that [[ArcVillain Michael Macratty]] is working for is [[spoiler:''also'' Chief Constable Boss]], and a series of flashbacks occurs that once again ends in a clip we didn't see the first time. It's then subverted when Cloth learns that [[spoiler:Boss is [[NotMeThisTime actually innocent this time]], and the Big Man is actually [[EvilAllAlong Hope]] [[NonIndicativeName Goodgirl]]]].
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* WorldOfPun: For beginners, lots of fun is had with Cloth and Oldman's last names.
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* WorldOfPun: For beginners, or those reading this page upside down[[note]]no judgement here! It's all fine...[[/note]], lots of fun is had with Cloth and Oldman's last names.
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* ParrotExposition: Most gratuitously with [[MrExposition Hairihan]] endlessly repeating himself when talking over the phone to forensics about the murder weapon.
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* ParrotExposition: Most gratuitously with [[MrExposition Hairihan]] endlessly repeating himself when talking over the phone to forensics about what type of weapon the murder weapon.killer is using. Includes heavy-handed Lampshading - "They were going to have a scene explaining this but it got cut" - and looking [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall straight at the audience]] when asking [[ViewersAreMorons "Have you got that?"]] at the end of his recap.
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* RhymesOnADime: Jemima Symes from the Rhyming Times.
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* RhymesOnADime: Jemima Symes from the Rhyming Times.Symes, ''Rhyming Times'':
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* LineOfSightName: Unfortunately for Jack, he's in a scrap metal dealership, and as names for a undercover policeman go "Copper" is a pretty poor one. He gets away with it by [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay insisting it be pronounced "Copére"]]. When he gets Des to join him on the team later, he also chooses a painfully obvious one for an undercover cop; "Sargeant".
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* LineOfSightName: LineOfSightAlias: Unfortunately for Jack, he's in a scrap metal dealership, and as names for a undercover policeman go "Copper" is a pretty poor one. He gets away with it by [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay insisting it be pronounced "Copére"]]. When he gets Des to join him on the team later, he also chooses a painfully obvious one for an undercover cop; "Sargeant".
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* IdentifyingTheBody: Parodied. The parents of a murdered teenage girl go to visit their daughter's corpse in the morgue, with the usual uber-dramatic music and slow-mo crying. It turns out that the ethereal music is [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn being performed by a choir boy standing to the side]]. Then he suddenly shifts to BowChickaWowWow music, and [[ILoveTheDead unspeakable things happen]].
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* IdentifyingTheBody: Parodied. The parents of a murdered teenage girl go to visit their daughter's corpse in the morgue, with the usual uber-dramatic music and slow-mo crying. It turns out that the ethereal music is [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn being performed by a choir boy and a keyboard player standing to the side]]. Then he they suddenly shifts to BowChickaWowWow music, and [[ILoveTheDead unspeakable things happen]].
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* IdentifyingTheBody: Parodied. The parents of a murdered teenage girl go to visit their daughter's corpse in the morgue, with the usual uber-dramatic music and slow-mo crying. It turns out that the ethereal music is [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn being performed by a choir boy standing to the side]]. Then he suddenly shifts to BowChickaWowWow music, and [[ILoveTheDead unspeakable things happen]].
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-->'''Jack Cloth''': I haven't laughed since my wife died.
-->'''Anne Oldman''': Why did you laugh when your wife died?
** Later, Jack is shown in a flashback holding his dead wife's body, and laughs at a recording of a [[CymbalBangingMonkey Cymbal-Banging Monkey]].
-->'''Jack Cloth''': I haven't laughed since my wife died.
-->'''Anne Oldman''': Why did you laugh when your wife died?
** Later, Jack is shown in a flashback holding his dead wife's body, and laughs at a recording of a [[CymbalBangingMonkey Cymbal-Banging Monkey]].
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Spoofed when a woman recalls the steamy sex she had with her lover at a town hall meeting - right there on the desk in front of everyone.
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Spoofed when a woman one of the jurors in Series 1 recalls the steamy sex she had with her lover at a town hall meeting the jury room - right there on the desk in front of everyone.