History Series / ATouchOfCloth

2nd Apr '16 12:27:11 PM Morgenthaler
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Spoofed when a woman recalls the steamy sex she had with her lover at a town hall meeting - right there on the desk in front of everyone.
30th Mar '16 8:33:09 AM ObsidianFire
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* GenreSavvy: In a scene where the police are trying to figure out the method behind the serial murders, Jack rules most of the theories out since they've [[ItsBeenDone already been done]].
18th Mar '16 4:33:17 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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Detective Inspector Jack Cloth (Creator/JohnHannah) and DC Anne Oldman (Creator/SuranneJones) investigate a series of grisly murders in the City of Town.

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Detective Inspector Jack Cloth (Creator/JohnHannah) and DC Anne Oldman (Creator/SuranneJones) (Creator/JohnHannah), who quit his profession after his wife was murdered, is called back in to investigate a series of grisly murders in the City of Town.Town and is assigned a new partner, DC Anne Oldman (Creator/SuranneJones). With their Chief Constable, Tom Boss (Julian Rhind-Tutt) breathing down their neck for an unrealistically quick resolution to the case, Cloth and Oldman uncover clues that imply that the case might be quite a bit more complicated than they first thought.
18th Mar '16 4:24:27 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Anne''': What kind of sick mind creates a {{s|talkerShrine}}hrine to [[Series/EastEnders Todd Carty]]?
-->'''[[AsHimself Todd Carty]]''': Oi! What are you doin' in my lockup?
-->'''Cloth''': So this is your lockup?
-->'''Todd''': Yeah, I store chains, art... my scrapbook here.

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-->'''Anne''': What kind of sick mind creates a {{s|talkerShrine}}hrine to [[Series/EastEnders Todd Carty]]?
-->'''[[AsHimself
Carty]]?\\
'''[[AsHimself
Todd Carty]]''': Oi! What are you doin' in my lockup?
-->'''Cloth''':
lockup?\\
'''Cloth''':
So this is your lockup?
-->'''Todd''':
lockup?\\
'''Todd''':
Yeah, I store chains, art... my scrapbook here.



-->'''Macratty''': This one's for Tumbler. *POW* This one's for Bullock--
-->'''Tom Boss''': Actually, ''you'' shot Bullock.
-->'''Macratty''': Do you want me to shoot you [[spoiler:again]]?

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-->'''Macratty''': This one's for Tumbler. *POW* This one's for Bullock--
-->'''Tom
Bullock--\\
'''Tom
Boss''': Actually, ''you'' shot Bullock.
-->'''Macratty''':
Bullock.\\
'''Macratty''':
Do you want me to shoot you [[spoiler:again]]?



-->'''Asap''': If they find out you're police, they'll shoot you in the head.
-->'''Cloth''': So what?
-->'''Hairihan''': Or cut your throat open and pull your tongue through the hole so it flops around like a necktie.
-->'''Cloth''': Nothing I can't handle.
-->'''Asap''': Or drive you to Swanage and just leave you there.
-->'''Cloth''': I love Swanage!

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-->'''Asap''': If they find out you're police, they'll shoot you in the head.
-->'''Cloth''':
head.\\
'''Cloth''':
So what?
-->'''Hairihan''':
what?\\
'''Hairihan''':
Or cut your throat open and pull your tongue through the hole so it flops around like a necktie.
-->'''Cloth''':
necktie.\\
'''Cloth''':
Nothing I can't handle.
-->'''Asap''':
handle.\\
'''Asap''':
Or drive you to Swanage and just leave you there.
-->'''Cloth''':
there.\\
'''Cloth''':
I love Swanage!
18th Feb '16 4:33:24 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Macratty''': This one's for Tumbler. *POW* This one's for Bullock-

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-->'''Macratty''': This one's for Tumbler. *POW* This one's for Bullock-Bullock--
11th Jan '16 8:15:17 AM SilentHunterUK
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Detective Inspector Jack Cloth (Creator/JohnHannah) and DC Anne Oldman (Suranne Jones) investigate a series of grisly murders in the City of Town.

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Detective Inspector Jack Cloth (Creator/JohnHannah) and DC Anne Oldman (Suranne Jones) (Creator/SuranneJones) investigate a series of grisly murders in the City of Town.
11th Dec '15 5:46:01 AM DrImpossible
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** In a flashback, we see that Jack's comedic size is genetic. [[spoiler: Kerry Newblood found out that she was his daughter,]] when his twin brother Terry saw her in jogging pants with a similar [[GagPenis huge erection.]]

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** In a flashback, we see that Jack's comedic size is genetic. [[spoiler: Kerry Newblood found out that she was his daughter,]] when his twin brother Terry saw her in jogging pants with a similar [[GagPenis [[FanDisservice huge erection.]]
11th Dec '15 5:45:25 AM DrImpossible
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** We first see Jack Cloth passed out in bed, with the sheet propped up at least foot high by his erection.

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** We first see Jack Cloth passed out in bed, [[GagPenis with the sheet propped up at least foot high by his erection. erection.]]
** In a flashback, we see that Jack's comedic size is genetic. [[spoiler: Kerry Newblood found out that she was his daughter,]] when his twin brother Terry saw her in jogging pants with a similar [[GagPenis huge erection.]]
11th Dec '15 5:41:45 AM DrImpossible
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* GagPenis
** We first see Jack Cloth passed out in bed, with the sheet propped up at least foot high by his erection.
9th Oct '15 2:41:23 PM SilentHunterUK
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A spoof of dark, overwrought crime shows, written by Creator/CharlieBrooker for Creator/SkyOne. The first two-parter was broadcast in August 2012, but more were ordered even before transmission. Imagine ''Film/TheNakedGun'' or ''Film/{{Airplane}}'', but instead aimed at dark crime dramas like ''Series/{{Luther}}'' or ''Messiah'' (along with most crime shows on TV) and you are heading very much in the right direction. Very silly and very funny.

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A spoof of dark, overwrought crime shows, written by Creator/CharlieBrooker for Creator/SkyOne. The first two-parter was broadcast in August 2012, but two more were ordered even before transmission. Imagine ''Film/TheNakedGun'' or ''Film/{{Airplane}}'', but instead aimed at dark crime dramas like ''Series/{{Luther}}'' or ''Messiah'' (along with most crime shows on TV) and you are heading very much in the right direction. Very silly and very funny.
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