History SelfDemonstrating / Lobo

* AmusingAlien: What, is CaptainObvious doin' this list?

* GunsAkimbo: Can't have enough.
* GoodThingYouCanHeal: Goes for my enemies sometimes and myself.

* PardonMyKlingon: ...have ya' already see my omniglot entry?

* TestosteronePoisoning: Poisoned?! Call it ''blessed'' wit testosterone!

* [[WhereIWasBornAndRazed Where I wuz born an' Fragged]]: Czarnia, in case you bastiches weren't paying attention to this whole page.

Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a NinetiesAntiHero, but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"[[Comicbook/OmegaMen Omega Men]]''" #3 (June, 1983), UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks where those guys became standard didn't start for about another three years. Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.

Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a NinetiesAntiHero, but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983), UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks where those guys became standard didn't start for about another three years. Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.

* LargeHam: ...are ya' tryin' to say I'm delicious?

* VillainousCrush: What? [[ComicBook/Supergirl Big Blue's cousin]] is smokin' hot and feisty. Daddy likes!

* StalkerWithACrush: What? [[ComicBook/Supergirl big blue's cousin]] is smokin' hot and feisty. Daddy likes!

* StalkerWithACrush: What? [[Comicbook/Supergirl big blue's cousin]] is smokin' hot and feisty. Daddy likes!

Oh, and, I ''finally'' made it to fraggin' official live action! It's only in [[Series/{{Krypton}} that weird show about Supes' homeworld]], but I'm sure those dweebs from Warner Bros. will find a way to bring me to the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse big fraggin' screen]], [[DevelopmentHell someday]]!

Oh, and, I ''finally'' made it to fraggin' live action! It's only in [[Series/{{Krypton}} that weird show about Supes' homeworld]], but I'm sure those dweebs from Warner Bros. will find a way to bring me to the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse big fraggin' screen]], [[DevelopmentHell someday]]!

* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: It might've taken 'em a while, but the dweebs runnin' [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle that internet show about fightin' and death]] ''finally'' had the sense to put me in a episode around Season 6, where I get to duke it out with [[ComicBook/GhostRider that flame-headed bastich.]]

Oh, and, I ''finally'' made it to fraggin' live action! It's only in [[Series/{{Krypton}} that weird show about Supes' homeworld]] yet, but I'm sure those dweebs from Warner Bros. will find a way to bring me to the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse big fraggin' screen]], [[DevelopmentHell someday]]!

** Frag... lissen me out on this, ya' dweebs... Yer's trully prides himself of bein' the first character who made [[CrossesTheLineTwice the line]] 'tween the HeroicComedicSociopath and the VillainProtagonist so blurry that nowadays is unexistent!!! ... whattaya say???
* AntiHeroSubstitute: After [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' cartoon, yours truly showed up [[AntiHeroSubstitute to take his place]], since no-one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[VillainTeamUp Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[OverlyLongGag sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.

* BloodyHilarious: C’mon, if I were any funnier, that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]] would be outta business. My comics ain't the stuff for any sissies who can't stand a bit of blood or guts either.

* FatBastard: WHAT? [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I ain't fat!]] Well, okay, [[SuperZeroes maybe I was (or would be)]] in that whole ''ComicBook/DCOneMillion'' thing, but that’s what, 80 thousand years from now?? (Uh, maybe I’ll make a note to start watching the calories 40 millennia from now, to be on the safe side…)

* HumiliationConga: Bah, first I got offed by Loo and his filthy coward of a brother, Feces, then I get dropped in some wussy afterlife with wings and harps and crap, so I try to liven the place up a bit, and get dropped into the Other Place for my troubles. Then I got kicked out of THERE for enjoying it! Finally, the Powers That Be had enough of me and let me get reincarnated, only first they send me back as a woman, and then as a friggin SQUIRREL! It took me wiping out half the Celestial host for them to finally dump my soul back into my original body and seal me from the afterlife permanently. I tell ya, it aint easy being the Main Man.

* MoralityPet: After [[ComicBook/JusticeLeagueOfAmericaRebirth Bats suckered me into joining his Justice League]] that new Atom started to grow on me. Kid reminds me of dolphins.

* TheNoseKnows: It’s like I told that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]]. Once I get yer scent, there’s nowhere in da universe you can hide from me.

* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: It might've taken 'em a while, but the dweebs runnin' [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle that internet show about fightin' and death]] ''finally'' had the sense to put me in a episode, where I get to duke it out with [[ComicBook/GhostRider that flame-headed bastich.]]

* [[WhereIWasBornAndRazed Where I wuz born an' Fragged]]: Czarnia

* YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses: Yes the frag I would. Just ask [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]].

Oh, and, seems like I'm headed to finally make it to fraggin' live action! It's only in [[Series/{{Krypton}} that weird show about Supes' homeworld]] yet, but I'm sure those dweebs from Warner Bros. will find a way to bring me to the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse big fraggin' screen]], [[DevelopmentHell someday]]!

* UnsettlingGenderReveal: HEY!! It ain't MY fault [[spoiler:that [[MeaningfulName T.V.]] Smith "chick" turned out ta be a [[WholesomeCrossdresser transvestite!!]]]]

->''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' as in '[[{{Dissimile}} disembowel]]', and 'O' as in, uh, oh, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''

->''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' as in 'disem''bowel''', and 'O' as in, uh, oh, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''

* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: Hey, if the price is right, nothin' personal, but I gotta frag ya. Now if you're offerin' somethin' better than the other guy, well, I might be persuaded to do that whole team-up thing. Maybe.

* HooksAndCrooks: I do love me some hook action. (I wasn't able to use it much in my TV [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries cartoon]] [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague appearances]], though, and you know why? ''Too hard to animate'', they said! What the frag? They can do [[Franchise/{{Batman}} guys]] with [[GrapplingHookPistol grappling hooks]] and [[ComicBook/WonderWoman babes with lassos]] but big guys with chains is "hard to animate?" Right.)

* LightIsNotGood: I got me a Red Lantern Ring from Atrocitus in exchange for pullin' a job for him. I ain't put it on yet, [[CrazyPrepared the Main Man is saving it for a rainy day]].

* OddFriendship: That ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} dude's alright, seein' as he chills with dolphins.

-->-- '''Lobo''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Main Man"

* BoisterousBruiser: Naturally.
* BountyHunter: The best around!

Well whattaya know, the Main Man is ''finally'' back for that [[ComicBook/DCRebirth Rebirth]] thing! Somehow I'm startin' off as part of [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bats']] own take on the Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}}, but either way, I like where this goin'. Come to think of it, [[{{Retcon}} turns out a bunch of the 52 guys aren't really who they're supposed to be]], whether they'd be [[AlternateSelf from other places]] or [[Franchise/TheFlash someone's cousin]]. Wonder if this'll explain that nancy boy bastich and it'll mean I get to frag him? Can't wait to find out. [[spoiler: Okay, so right now he's stuck in a bottle [[TakeThat that the Green Lantern Corps decided not to break open]]. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Not bad]], but let's see what'll happen next.]]

Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - [[TheUnpronounceable you dweebs can't pronounce it]], but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' {{bounty hunter}} the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[Franchise/StarWars potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

* ApocalypseHow: That one time I found [[a wooden mask ComicBook/TheMask]].
** ...and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uKE3kwfOg that time]] yer's trully got paid to get a soul-suckin' book that turned dweebs into satanic zombies... Hey, these are things you can excpect when da Main Man's around! Don't ya'?

** "Da Main Man always delivers!" sounds kinda sumpthin' good fer my bussiness, don't ya' think?

* ApocalypseHow: That one time I found ComicBook/TheMask.
** ...and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uKE3kwfOg that time]] yer's trully got paid to get a soul-suckin' book that turned dweebs into satanic zombies... He, he, this is sorta the things you can excpect when da Main Man's around!

Well whaddya know, the Main Man is ''finally'' back for that [[ComicBook/DCRebirth Rebirth]] thing! Somehow I'm startin' off as part of [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bats']] own take on the Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}}, but either way, I like where this goin'. Come to think of it, [[{{Retcon}} turns out a bunch of the 52 guys aren't really who they're supposed to be]], whether they'd be [[AlternateSelf from other places]] or [[Franchise/TheFlash someone's cousin]]. Wonder if this'll explain that nancy boy bastich and it'll mean I get to frag him? Can't wait to find out. [[spoiler: Okay, so right now he's stuck in a bottle [[TakeThat that the Green Lantern Corps decided not to break open]]. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Not bad]], but let's see what'll happen next.]]

* AmusingAlien: What, is CaptainObvious doing this list?

* ArcVillain: Sunny Jim is my fragging rival, for once.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Ya can find numerous examples of me breaking a lotta laws to various degrees, with a decent list being under List of Transgressions, and I’ve done all three offenses themselves ta’ boot.

* BarredFromTheAfterlife: Well, I was kicked out of ''both'' heaven and hell! I'm thus immortal!

* BerserkButton
** Any of you bastiches even ''look'' at a space dolphin funny when I'm around, an' I'll rip your intestines outta yer ass with my hook!

* BreakingTheFourthWall: No wall is safe from the Main Man!

* {{DLC}}: The Main Man's in that game [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs where that alternate Supes is evil and stuff,]] [[MoneyDearBoy but only if you dish out some dough.]] [[spoiler:After I was done fragging all the other losers, I decided to go for the big game myself, hehe... I'm gonna enjoy hunting and fragging those god dudes!]]
** Unfortunately those bastiches put me in the D-column in their wussy fighting game tier list. No one puts The Main Man in a loser list and lives!

* GenocideFromTheInside: My planet was nothing but dweebs, so I showed 'em what I thought of 'em!
* TheGrinch: Uh, ''no'', I ain't got nothing against Christmas personally. The Easter Bunny's the guy you want. (I just do what he pays me to do. And Santa was [[BadSanta kind of a jerk too.]])

** Uh, lissen, I don' know what ya heard about [[VideoGame/Section8 Bueno Excellente]], but that was Photoshopped.
* LargeHam: You tryin' to say I'm delicious?
* LastOfHisKind: I'm the one who made myself this. For fun.
* LighterAndSofter: Yeah, the Main Man can do "lighter" from time to time, includin' my ''ComicBook/TinyTitans'' appearances. Say I'm "softer" and you'll be shoppin' for new teeth.

* OmnicidalManiac: I killed everyone from my home planet. Why? Hey, hey, hey, there's only ''one'' Lobo. No one is stealing my spotlight from that loser planet.

* PardonMyKlingon: See my omniglot entry.

* AntiHeroSubstitute: After [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' cartoon, yours truly showed up [[AntiHeroSubstitute to take his place]], since no-one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[VillainTeamUp Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[OverlyLongGag sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.

* FromASingleCell: There was [[ComicBook/YoungJustice this one time]] when I got de-aged and died, and every cell in my blood ended up creating a new Lobo. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Then we all fought to the death, with the winner (yours truly) fragging anybody in his way ever since.]]

Well whaddya know, the Main Man is ''finally'' back for that [[ComicBook/DCRebirth Rebirth]] thing! Somehow I'm startin' off as part of [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bats']] own take on the Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}}, but either way, I like where this goin'. Come to think of it, [[{{Retcon}} turns out a bunch of the 52 guys aren't really who they're supposed to be]], whether they'd be [[AlternateSelf from other places]] or [[Franchise/TheFlash someone's cousin]]. 'Wonder if this'll explain that nancy boy bastich and it'll mean I get to frag him? 'Can't wait to find out. [[spoiler: Okay, so right now he's stuck in a bottle [[TakeThat that the Green Lantern Corps decided not to break open]]. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Not bad]], but let's see what'll happen next.]]

* HooksAndCrooks: I do love me some hook action. (I wasn't able to use it much in my TV [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries cartoon]] [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague appearances]], though, and you know why? ''Too hard to animate'', they said! What the frag? They can do [[Franchise/{{Batman}} guys]] with [[GrapplingHookPistol grappling hooks]] and [[ComicBook/WonderWoman babes with lassos]] but big guys with chains is "hard to animate? Right.)

->''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' as in 'disem''bowel''', and 'O' as in, uh, aw, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''

* UnreliableNarrator: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the Franchise/{{Justice League|of America}} and GreenLanternCorps never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!

* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: Feetals Gizz! In German my CatchPhrase goes "Rostiger Röhrenpilz!" Dunno whether to like it or to frag somebody for it. And of course the Main Man!

* FatBastard: WHAT? [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I ain’t fat!]] Well, okay, [[SuperZeroes maybe I was (or would be)]] in that whole ''ComicBook/DCOneMillion'' thing, but that’s what, 80 thousand years from now?? (Uh, maybe I’ll make a note to start watching the calories 40 millennia from now, to be on the safe side…)