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* YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses: Yes the frag I would, even if the guy was [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/67336/1935668-superbo.jpg DC Comics' executive editor.]]

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* YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses: Yes the frag I would, even if the guy was [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/67336/1935668-superbo.jpg DC Comics' executive editor.]]would.

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* FlippingTheBird: How’s [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1107073-lobo.jpeg this]] for a social media profile image?
** I do it when I burn those chumps in [[InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though, but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.

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* FlippingTheBird: How’s [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1107073-lobo.jpeg this]] for a social media profile image?
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I do it when I burn those chumps in [[InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though, but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.
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TheNew52 has taken its toll on my glorious self by making me conspicuously unglorious. Those bastiches turned me into [[http://omelete.uol.com.br/images/galerias/Lobo-Novos-52/Lobo-Novos-52.jpg a nancy boy]]!


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* {{Bishounen}}: What the New 52 turned me into. A mistake they'll correct real soon if they value their internal organs remaining internal.
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** Unfortunately those bastiches put me the D-column in their wussy fighting game tier list. No one puts The Main Man in a loser list and lives!

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** Unfortunately those bastiches put me in the D-column in their wussy fighting game tier list. No one puts The Main Man in a loser list and lives!
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** Unfortunately those bastiches put me the D-column in the wussy tier list. No one puts me in a loser list and lives!

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** Unfortunately those bastiches put me the D-column in the their wussy fighting game tier list. No one puts me The Main Man in a loser list and lives!
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** Unfortunately those bastiches put me the D-column in the wussy tier list. No one puts me in a loser list and lives!
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* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Yes fine fine, that no good goody-goody Dax managed to get the drop on me and pressganged me into working for his wussy L.E.G.I.O.N outfit. He just got lucky, thats all!
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* BiggerIsBetterInBed: That angel dude sure seemed impressed when I was dropped in the afterlife in my birthday suit.


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* HumiliationConga: Bah, first I got offed by Loo and his filthy coward of a brother, Feces, then I get dropped in some wussy afterlife with wings and harps and crap, so I try to liven the place up a bit, and get dropped into the Other Place for my troubles. Then I got kicked out of THERE for enjoying it! Finally, the Powers That Be had enough of me and let me get reincarnated, only first they send me back as a woman, and then as a friggin SQUIRREL! It took me wiping out half the Celestial host for them to finally dump my soul back into my original body and seal me from the afterlife permanently. I tell ya, it aint easy being the Main Man.


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* SelfMadeOrphan: My parents didnt get through my childhood in too good a shape. Dweebs just didnt know how to nurture me right.
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** Also done as part of his super move in Injustice, albeit the gesture is censored.

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** Also done as part of his super move I do it when I burn those chumps in Injustice, albeit the gesture is censored.[[InjusticeGodsAmongUs that game I'm in.]] Dunno why they blurred it though, but those chumps at [=NetherRealm=] Studios better be ready for a surprise visit.
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* {{DLC}}: The main man's in that game [[InjusticeGodsAmongUs where that alternate supes is evil and stuff,]] [[MoneyDearBoy but only if you dish out some dough.]] [[spoiler:After I was done fragging all the other losers, I decided to go for the big game myself, hehe...]]

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* {{DLC}}: The main man's Main Man's in that game [[InjusticeGodsAmongUs where that alternate supes Supes is evil and stuff,]] [[MoneyDearBoy but only if you dish out some dough.]] [[spoiler:After I was done fragging all the other losers, I decided to go for the big game myself, hehe...]] I'm gonna enjoy hunting and fragging those god dudes!]]
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* {{DLC}}: The main man's in that game [[InjusticeGodsAmongUs where that alternate supes is evil and stuff,]] [[MoneyDearBoy but only if you dish out some dough.]] [[spoiler:After I was done fragging all the other losers, I decided to go for the big game myself, hehe...]]
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* IGaveMyWord: And the Main Man's word is his bond. If I make a promise, I'm gonna keep it. Course, if I should happen to be ''released'' from a promise, watch out.


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* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Didja know "Lobo" is also Khundian fer "He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It"?
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** Also done as part of his super move in Injustice, albeit the gesture is censored.
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* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: I can [[UpToEleven smoke a fukken cigar]] in space.

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* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: I can [[UpToEleven smoke a fukken cigar]] in space.
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Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]

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Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins.]][[hottip:*:Until that one space dolphin ''lied'' to me, bastich.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]
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* WhereIWasBornAndRazed

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* WhereIWasBornAndRazed[[WhereIWasBornAndRazed Where I wuz born an' Fragged]]: Czarnia
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-->''Wanted for crimes against the Galaxy including: Genocide ... Fratricide ... Patricide ... Matricide ... Impersonating a member of the Intergalactic Church of Truth ... Impersonating a member of the Green Lantern Crops ... Carrying a concealed thermo-nuclear device ... Breaking into the Justice League Satellite ... Fishing without a license ... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Jaywalking]] ... Grand theft plasma rocket ... Disturbance of the peace across three space sectors ... 1,978,643,896 unpaid parking permits ... Illegal bounty hunting ... Wanton destruction of government property ... Demolishing a city without a permit ... Reckless endangerment toward animals ... Hijacking ... Selling/distributing radioactive material to [[DeathbringerTheAdorable cute fluffy]] [[KillerRabbit bunny rabbits]] ... Noise infractions level 5.0 ... Illegally poaching Starros ... Bounty Huntering in a restricted zone ... Stepping on the grass ... Defecating in a public garden ... Loitering ... Advocating the overthrow of the heads of state ... Not honoring the bounty hunter code.''

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-->''Wanted for crimes against the Galaxy including: Genocide ... Fratricide ... Patricide ... Matricide ... Impersonating a member of the Intergalactic Church of Truth ... Impersonating a member of the Green Lantern Crops ... Carrying a concealed thermo-nuclear device ... Breaking into the Justice League Satellite ... Fishing without a license ... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Jaywalking]] ... Grand theft plasma rocket ... Disturbance of the peace across three space sectors ... 1,978,643,896 unpaid parking permits ... Illegal bounty hunting ... Wanton destruction of government property ... Demolishing a city without a permit ... Reckless endangerment toward animals ... Hijacking ... Selling/distributing radioactive material to [[DeathbringerTheAdorable [[FluffyTheTerrible cute fluffy]] [[KillerRabbit bunny rabbits]] ... Noise infractions level 5.0 ... Illegally poaching Starros ... Bounty Huntering in a restricted zone ... Stepping on the grass ... Defecating in a public garden ... Loitering ... Advocating the overthrow of the heads of state ... Not honoring the bounty hunter code.''
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* RefugeInAudacity: People say I was created as "a parody of the trend in the '90s for DarkerAndEdgier AntiHero comic book characters."

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* GreenLanternRing: Those rainbow rings an’ I got some history together. Even [[spoiler: own a Red Lantern ring given to me by Atrocitus himself]].



* KryptoniteFactor: Turns out some gases can knock me out, slow my regeneration, sap most of my physical strength and other stuff.



** Etrigan can raise hell in Hell with da Main Man any day.



* SuperSenses: Having good senses is great for hunting down the bastiches I need to catch.

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* SuperSenses: Having good senses is great for hunting down the bastiches I need to catch. I can find bastiches across a galaxy with my ''nose''.



* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe: I got all I need.

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* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe: I got all I need. [[KryptoniteFactor 'Cept a gas mask]].
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* DoomedHometown: Cuzza me. Hey, those other Czarnians were jerks.
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* CrossesTheLineTwice: Bub, my violence is so over the top it goes from disturbing to hilarious. And even when it's still disturbing, I'll just jack it up a notch.
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* CrossesTheLineTwice: Bub, my violence is so over the top it goes from disturbing to hilarious. And even when it's still disturbing, I'll just jack it up a notch.


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* OmnicidalManiac: I killed everyone from my home planet. Why? Hey, hey, hey, there's only ''one'' Lobo. No one is stealing my spotlight from that loser planet.

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* AntiHeroSubstitute: After [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' cartoon, yours truly showed up [[AntiHeroSubstitute to take his place]], since no-one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[VillainTeamUp Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[OverlyLongGag sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.



* GuestStarPartyMember: After [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' cartoon, yours truly showed up [[AntiHeroSubstitute to take his place]], since no-one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[VillainTeamUp Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[OverlyLongGag sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.



* KarmaHoudini: Yeah, even I get some bad luck from karma sometimes.
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* BarredFromTheAfterlife: Well, I was kicked out of ''both'' heaven and hell! I'm thus immortal!
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Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - you dweebs can't pronounce it, but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[StarWars potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

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Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - [[TheUnpronounceable you dweebs can't pronounce it, it]], but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[StarWars potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

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-->--''SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Main Man"

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-->--''SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', -->-- '''Lobo''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Main Man"



Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - you dweebs can't pronounce it, but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[StarWars potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a NinetiesAntiHero, but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983). Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.

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Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - you dweebs can't pronounce it, but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[StarWars potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

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Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a NinetiesAntiHero, but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983). Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.
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* AmusingAlien
* AmusingInjuries: Frequently inflicted onto others.

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* AmusingAlien
AmusingAlien: What, is Captain Obvious doing this list?
* AmusingInjuries: Frequently inflicted onto others.others but I can make any gruesome injury of my own hilarious.



* BadassBiker
* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: I can [[UpToEleven smoke a cigar]] in space.

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* BadassBiker
ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Ya can find numerous examples of me breaking a lotta laws to various degrees, with a decent list being under List of Transgressions, and I’ve done all three offenses themselves ta’ boot.
* BadassBiker: I'm DC's best example of this! Heck, my hog's so fraggin' awesome, she leaves black holes in'er dust!
* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: I can [[UpToEleven smoke a fukken cigar]] in space.space.
* BerserkButton
** Any of you bastiches even ''look'' at a space dolphin funny when I'm around, an' I'll rip your intestines outta yer ass with my hook!
** And that goes fraggin' triple fer any geeks who jack up my hog!



* BoisterousBruiser

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* BoisterousBruiserBloodyHilarious: C’mon, if I were any funnier, that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]] would be outta business. My comics ain't the stuff for any sissies who can't stand a bit of blood or guts either.
* BoisterousBruiser: Naturally.



* CigarChomper

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* CigarChomperBreakingTheFourthWall: No wall is safe from the Main Man!
* CanonDiscontinuity: Some fanboy dweebs might have noticed that I ain't exactly myself in my early appearances. In fact, I ain't even Czarian; in ''Omega Men'' I'm a Velorpian whose species got fragged by the Psions. Nobody ever talks about that though... if they know what's good for them.
* CigarChomper: Even when riding the [=SpazFrag=] in space.



* DarkerAndEdgier

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* DarkerAndEdgierCoolBike: Doubles as a CoolSpaceship.
* DarkerAndEdgier: I sure ain't getting lighter and duller.



* EnfantTerrible: Heh, they say the nurse who delivered me went insane after just a look at the Main Main!



* FlippingTheBird: How’s [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1107073-lobo.jpeg this]] for a social media profile image?



* GeniusBruiser: Not only can I rip a spine right out of a body, I can make a homemade Virus and hack the JL's satilite!
* GuestStarPartyMember: After [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the JusticeLeague cartoon, yours truly showed up to take his place, since no one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[VillainTeamUp Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[OverlyLongGag sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.

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* GeniusBruiser: Not only can I rip a spine right out of a body, I can make a homemade Virus virus and hack the JL's satilite!
* GuestStarPartyMember: After [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the JusticeLeague ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' cartoon, yours truly showed up [[AntiHeroSubstitute to take his place, place]], since no one no-one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[VillainTeamUp Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[OverlyLongGag sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.



* GoodThingYouCanHeal
* HeyItsThatVoice: BradGarrett (of ''EverybodyLovesRaymond'') has the honor of voicin' the Main Man in my TV [[SupermanTheAnimatedSeries cartoon]] [[JusticeLeague appearances]].
* HooksAndCrooks
* KarmaHoudini

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* GoodThingYouCanHeal
GoodThingYouCanHeal: Goes for my enemies sometimes and myself.
* HealingFactor: Arguably the best in comics.
* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: Hey, if the price is right, nothin' personal, but I gotta frag ya. Now if you're offerin' somethin' better than the other guy, well, I might be persuaded to do that whole team-up thing. Maybe.
* HeyItsThatVoice: BradGarrett (of ''EverybodyLovesRaymond'') has the honor of voicin' the Main Man in my TV [[SupermanTheAnimatedSeries [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries cartoon]] [[JusticeLeague [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague appearances]].
* HooksAndCrooks
HilarityEnsues: Oh boy, this could have an entire page dedicated to it. In fact, it ‘’should’’ have a page dedicated to it! But I guess ol’ Lobo can tell you about ''The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special''. In it, a couple finds a book about how the Easter Bunny got drunk and hired me to take out ol’ Santa. It’s as amazing as it sounds. I know yer dyin’ ta know how it ends, so [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/2835/567032-lobo_xmas__34_super.jpg here ya go.]]
* KarmaHoudiniHooksAndCrooks: I do love me some hook action.
* IComeInPeace: I tried my best to be peaceful once. No rippin’ a bastich’s spine out or fraggin’ a planet if it annoyed me. Turns out it wasn’t tha proper lifestyle fer me.
* {{Jerkass}}: First of all, the only fraggin’ reason I still have a heart is because the damn thing keeps regenerating back. But try to make a case for an inner softie after seeing [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/30665/604548-lobo003.jpg some of my work.]]
* KarmaHoudini: Yeah, even I get some bad luck from karma sometimes.
* KickTheDog: Anybody remember Dawg, the bulldog that occasionally appeared alongside me? No? THEN YA DIDN’T READ THE FLIPPIN’ THE BIRD ENTRY YA FRAGGIN’ BASTICH! But yeah, I kinda sorta kicked him a bit until he stopped moving. And existing. But don’t worry too much. He’s appeared later.



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* LastOfHisKind

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* LargeHam
LargeHam: You tryin' to say I'm delicious?
* LastOfHisKindLastOfHisKind: I'm the one who made myself this. For fun.



* LightningBruiser: Between me bein’ able ta knock Superman on his ass and block some a’ those speedy punches of his, I say the Main Man qualifies for this. Me on da [=SpazFrag=] will leave ya in the dust.



--> Wanted for crimes against the Galaxy including: Genocide ... Fratricide ... Patricide ... Matricide ... Impersonating a member of the Intergalactic Church of Truth ... Impersonating a member of the Green Lantern Crops ... Carrying a concealed thermo-nuclear device ... Breaking into the Justice League Satellite ... Fishing without a license ... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Jaywalking]] ... Grand theft plasma rocket ... Disturbance of the peace across three space sectors ... 1,978,643,896 unpaid parking permits ... Illegal bounty hunting ... Wanton destruction of government property ... Demolishing a city without a permit ... Reckless endangerment toward animals ... Hijacking ... Selling/distributing radioactive material to [[DeathbringerTheAdorable cute fluffy]] [[KillerRabbit bunny rabbits]] ... Noise infractions level 5.0 ... Illegally poaching Starros ... Bounty Huntering in a restricted zone ... Stepping on the grass ... Defecating in a public garden ... Loitering ... Advocating the overthrow of the heads of state ... Not honoring the bounty hunter code.

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--> Wanted -->''Wanted for crimes against the Galaxy including: Genocide ... Fratricide ... Patricide ... Matricide ... Impersonating a member of the Intergalactic Church of Truth ... Impersonating a member of the Green Lantern Crops ... Carrying a concealed thermo-nuclear device ... Breaking into the Justice League Satellite ... Fishing without a license ... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Jaywalking]] ... Grand theft plasma rocket ... Disturbance of the peace across three space sectors ... 1,978,643,896 unpaid parking permits ... Illegal bounty hunting ... Wanton destruction of government property ... Demolishing a city without a permit ... Reckless endangerment toward animals ... Hijacking ... Selling/distributing radioactive material to [[DeathbringerTheAdorable cute fluffy]] [[KillerRabbit bunny rabbits]] ... Noise infractions level 5.0 ... Illegally poaching Starros ... Bounty Huntering in a restricted zone ... Stepping on the grass ... Defecating in a public garden ... Loitering ... Advocating the overthrow of the heads of state ... Not honoring the bounty hunter code.''



* MoreDakka: Frakkin' A!

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* MoreDakka: Frakkin' A!A! Ain't ''never'' enuf dakka![[note]]I've heard of this ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' place, sounds like a great vacation spot![[/note]]
* MyHorseIsAMotorbike: Name a horse that’s better than da [=SpazFrag=] 666. Don’t worry about it if ya can’t. Nobody else could.



* PardonMyKlingon
* RefugeInAudacity: People say I was created as "a parody of the trend in the 90s for DarkerAndEdgier AntiHero comic book characters."
* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe
* TheUnfettered: "Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything."

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* PardonMyKlingon
OddFriendship: That ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} dude's alright, seein' as he chills with dolphins.
* {{Omniglot}}: Greatest bounty hunter of all time, remember? How’s da Main Man supposed ta get jobs if he can’t communicate with most of the universe? Good thing fer me I know 17,897 languages.
* PardonMyKlingon: See my omniglot entry.
* RedBaron: Alright, let’s run through the list. The Main Man, Scourge o' the Cosmos, The Last Czarnian, The Destroyer, The Master Fragger, The 'Bo, The Wolf, Mister Machete, He Who Devours Your Entrails and Thoroughly Enjoys It, and that’s just naming a few of ‘em.
* RefugeInAudacity: People say I was created as "a parody of the trend in the 90s '90s for DarkerAndEdgier AntiHero comic book characters."
* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe
SuperSenses: Having good senses is great for hunting down the bastiches I need to catch.
* SuperStrength: Superman wasn’t knocked over by my fists' good looks. Or maybe he was. Who knows?
* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe: I got all I need.
* TheNoseKnows: It’s like I told that [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker clown]]. Once I get yer scent, there’s nowhere in da universe where you can hide from me.
* TheUnfettered: "Once Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything."



* UnsettlingGenderReveal: HEY!! It ain't MY fault [[spoiler:that [[MeaningfulName T.V.]] Smith "chick" turned out ta be a [[WholesomeCrossdresser transvestite!!]]]]



* VitriolicBestBuds: Me and that demon {{Etrigan}} ended up as the Type 2 version. [[AFriendInNeed Even helped him frag his way through Hell once.]]



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* YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses: Yes the frag I would, even if the guy was [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/67336/1935668-superbo.jpg DC Comics' executive editor.]]
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[[caption-width-right:300:The Main Man don't like bein' looked at funny, fanboys.]]

->''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' [[ExactWords as in]] '[[FunWithAcronyms disem]]''bowel''', and 'O' as in, uh, aw, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''
-->--''SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Main Man"

BURP!

Listen up, dweebs! Seein' as how I'm me, it's time I gave ya the real lowdown on the Main Man.

Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - you dweebs can't pronounce it, but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[StarWars potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a NinetiesAntiHero, but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983). Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.

Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]
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!!The Main Man owns the followin' Tropes:

* AmusingAlien
* AmusingInjuries: Frequently inflicted onto others.
* AntiHero: People try to put me as a Type V.
* ApocalypseHow: That one time I found ComicBook/TheMask.
* BadassBiker
* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: I can [[BeyondTheImpossible smoke a fukken cigar]] in space.
* {{BFG}}: The Main Man's always packin' heat.
* BoisterousBruiser
* BountyHunter: The best around!
* CigarChomper
* ClusterFBomb: They don't call it [[SubvertedTrope frag grenade]] fer nuthin', ya know!
* ContractualImmortality: Heaven and Hell both kicked me out, so now I can't die.
* DarkerAndEdgier
* DrillSergeantNasty: In ''TinyTitans,'' I work as the school coach. Once made my students run a race around the world.
* ExactWords: The Main Man's word is his bond. Mostly.
* FromASingleCell: There was [[ComicBook/YoungJustice this time]] I got de-aged and died, and every cell in my blood ended up creating a new Lobo. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Then we all fought to the death, with the winner (yours truly) fragging anybody in his way ever since.]]
* GeniusBruiser: Not only can I rip a spine right out of a body, I can make a homemade Virus and hack the JL's satilite!
* GuestStarPartyMember: After [[{{Superman}} the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the JusticeLeague cartoon, yours truly showed up to take his place, since no one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[VillainTeamUp Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[OverlyLongGag sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.
* GunsAkimbo: Can't have enough.
* GoodThingYouCanHeal
* HeyItsThatVoice: BradGarrett (of ''EverybodyLovesRaymond'') has the honor of voicin' the Main Man in my TV [[SupermanTheAnimatedSeries cartoon]] [[JusticeLeague appearances]].
* HooksAndCrooks
* KarmaHoudini
* KnifeNut: Does the nickname "Mr. Machete" mean anything to you?
* LargeHam
* LastOfHisKind
* LighterAndSofter: Yeah, the Main Man can do "lighter" from time to time, includin' my ''TinyTitans'' appearances. Say I'm "softer" and you'll be shoppin' for new teeth.
* [[spoiler: [[BrightestDay Red]] LightIsNotGood]]
* ListOfTransgressions: My list.
--> Wanted for crimes against the Galaxy including: Genocide ... Fratricide ... Patricide ... Matricide ... Impersonating a member of the Intergalactic Church of Truth ... Impersonating a member of the Green Lantern Crops ... Carrying a concealed thermo-nuclear device ... Breaking into the Justice League Satellite ... Fishing without a license ... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Jaywalking]] ... Grand theft plasma rocket ... Disturbance of the peace across three space sectors ... 1,978,643,896 unpaid parking permits ... Illegal bounty hunting ... Wanton destruction of government property ... Demolishing a city without a permit ... Reckless endangerment toward animals ... Hijacking ... Selling/distributing radioactive material to [[DeathbringerTheAdorable cute fluffy]] [[KillerRabbit bunny rabbits]] ... Noise infractions level 5.0 ... Illegally poaching Starros ... Bounty Huntering in a restricted zone ... Stepping on the grass ... Defecating in a public garden ... Loitering ... Advocating the overthrow of the heads of state ... Not honoring the bounty hunter code.
* MeaningfulName: My name's Khundian for "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it".
* MoreDakka: Frakkin' A!
* NinetiesAntiHero: Originally a WordOfGod SatireParodyPastiche of one. Later played straight at times after I got a lot of MisaimedFandom popularity.
* PardonMyKlingon
* RefugeInAudacity: People say I was created as "a parody of the trend in the 90s for DarkerAndEdgier AntiHero comic book characters."
* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe
* TheUnfettered: "Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything."
* UnreliableNarrator: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the JusticeLeague and GreenLanternCorps never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!
* UnusualEuphemism: Whatta ya fraggin' bastiches talkin' about?
* VillainProtagonist: Worse than [[AdolfHitler that German guy]], at least. I try my best.
* WeaponOfChoice: [[ChainPain Chain]] and [[HooksAndCrooks hook]].
* WhereIWasBornAndRazed
* WolverinePublicity

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