History SelfDemonstrating / IncredibleHulk

[[caption-width-right:367:'''DOCTOR BANNER ANGRY!!!! TURN INTO HULK!!! [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry YOU NO LIKE]]!!!!''']]

* Immortal Hulk/[[spoiler:Devil Hulk]]: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk[[note]] sure Maestro, Guilt Hulk, Nul, and Kluh all claim to be Bruce's true dark side but a good chunk were created by outside help so they don't count, and [[spoiler: the Devil Hulk you saw in earlier issues was just how Banner saw me]].[[/note]].... the ORIGINAL Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to comeback to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun. Were it not for that particular handicap I'd be on par with the Green Scar but what can ya do?

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WorsOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: [The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.] ]]

* Immortal Hulk: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk[[note]] sure Maestro, Guilt Hulk, Devil Hulk, Nul, and Kluh all claim to be Bruce's true dark side but a good chunk were created by outside help so they don't count[[/note]].... the ORIGINAL Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to comeback to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun. Were it not for that particular handicap I'd be on par with the Green Scar but what can ya do?

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE! SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: And this is where I come in. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.]]

* GeniusBruiser: [The Professor: Compared to the raging brute I'm most well-known for being, I am this occasionally in the comics (under my Merged Hulk persona) and in ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes''. While not as smart as Banner, my greater intelligence helps me in combat, and I can determine at a glance if certain radiation is cosmic in nature. When I become the Green Scar, I become much more intelligent ''and'' much stronger, but am still perpetually angry. Also, my colleagues and I often demonstrate great cunning in determining how to make best use of our strength, or to otherwise come up with intelligent tactics when we have to. Even the Savage Hulk demonstrates this when necessary, although he would never admit it.]

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE! SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: And this is where I come in. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn though it's slightly Nerfed as lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.]]

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE! SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]'''

* Immortal Hulk: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk[[note]] sure Maestro,Guilt Hulk,Devil Hulk,Nul,and Kluh all claim to be Bruce's true dark side but a good chunk were created by outside help[[/note]].... the ORIGINAL Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to comeback to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun.

* Immortal Hulk: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk.... the ORIGINAL Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to comeback to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun.

'''HULK GET INTO VIOLENT FIGHTS A LOT AND [[HeroInsurance SMASH LOTS OF THINGS]]! BUT MOST PEOPLE HULK BEATS UP [[AssholeVictim DESERVE BEAT UP]] OR ANNOY HULK! HULK NOT ACTUALLY LOOK FOR TROUBLE, BUT [[CrapsackWorld WORLD CAUSE LOTS OF TROUBLE FOR HULK!]] ''MAKE HULK ANGRY! GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'''''
-> [[labelnote:Translation]] Bruce does the best he can to prevent transformations into the Hulk and generally wishes to be left to his own devices;; however, there are always entities who [[BullyingADragon just don't get the hint]], which leads to Bruce HulkingOut. Hulk's brutal rampages are generally highly destructive and frightening to behold, but due to the nature of his trigger, more often than not, the targets of Hulk's violence provoke it.[[/labelnote]]

'''HULK DOESN'T USUALLY DEFEND INNOCENT, BUT HULK HELP HULK'S FRIENDS! HULK HELP THEM DO GOOD BECAUSE HULK IS STRONGEST!'''

'''DECADE ALSO SHOW HULK IN CARTOON STUFF!!! HULK APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen LITTLE MAN AND MUTANT SHOW]] AND FIGHT [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} LITTLE MAN]]! LITTLE MAN CALLED HULK A BEHIND! HULK NOT A BEHIND!!!!!! [[ComicBook/NickFury STUPID MAN FURY]] ALSO SABOTAGE PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK SMASH STUPID MAN'S HEAD!!! HULK [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs LATER ON]] SMASH LITTLE MAN AGAIN AND HIS [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} STUPID TALKING MAN]]!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S ''HEAAAAADDDDDD''!!! REINDEER MAN LATER ON MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY ASGARD AND PUNY HAMMER MAN BY SEPARATING HULK FROM PUNY BANNER! HULK LATER APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes AVENGERS CARTOON]] ON MOUSE CHANNEL! PUNY BANNER MAKE DEAL WITH HULK WHERE HULK ALMOST ALWAYS BECOME HULK AND BANNER HARDLY SHOW UP! HULK MAKE FRIENDS WITH [[ComicBook/TheWasp FLYING GIRL]] AND [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ARROW MAN]]! CARTOON HULK ALL PLAYED BY NOT-SO-PUNY [[Creator/FredTatasciore TATASCIORE]]! HULK CHANGE MIND ABOUT BEST FRIEND RUFFALO! RUFFALO NOW SECOND BEST FRIEND, TATASCIORE NEW NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND OF HULK!!! PUNY HUMANS PROBABLY READ PUNY SELF DEMONSTRATING VERSION IN TATASCIORE'S VOICE RIGHT NOW!!!'''

* Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a, the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Banner, but at least I can think (and talk like a normal person). I also enjoy the finer things in life. [[TheHedonist Good food, expensive clothes, ladies]], and the [[DeadpanSnarker occasional sarcastic quip]]. I might lack the full, raw strength of the green guy and have a rather flimsy grasp on all that sciencey geek stuff Banner does, but, let's be honest; compared to my craftiness and natural knack for manipulation, those things have always seemed rather overrated to me. [[TheUnfettered I'm also not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want]], so you'd better not get in my way. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. [[BoisterousBruiser I enjoy a good scrap now and then]], but don't mix me up with that MrFixit.

-->--'''Hulk'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE! SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/Avengers4 NEXT AVENGERS!]]'''

** '''HULK [[OneOfUs JUST AS MUCH TROPER AS PUNY REST OF YOU]] AND TAKE OFFENSE WHEN PUNY TROPERS PUT QUERY THAT BELONG IN {{TROPE FINDER}} ON [[JustForFun/AskTheTropers ASK THE TROPERS]]!!!'''

* The Green Scar: The word "strong" doesn't even begin to describe how powerful I am. [[PlanetHulk I wound up enslaved as a gladiator on the planet Sakaar when a few puny humans decided I was too dangerous to stay on earth,]] and I became the greatest fighter their arena ever had. The people on Sakaar started thinking of me as their Messiah, the "Sakaarson" when I freed myself and fought against their insane king. But that's just a fairy tale. The ones that call me the Worldbreaker are the ones who are right. Don't let my apparent calm fool you. I am the ''[[TranquilFury angriest]]'' Hulk. IAmAMonster. And despite what the others might say, '''I''' am the strongest there is.

* MemeticMutation: '''PUNY GOD'''. '''REINDEER MAN [[AGodIAm BOAST HE GOD]] AND HE BETTER THAN HULK. HULK GRAB MID-SENTENCE AND SLAM HIM INTO FLOOR OVER AND SAY LINE. IT [[CrowningMomentOfFunny FUNNIEST SCENE]] IN VERY FUNNY MOVIE.'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE! SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/Avengers4 NEXT AVENGERS!]]]]'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK WANT TO BE ALONE! SMASH NOT WORK KNOW! HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]]'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]]'''

* BerserkButton: '''HULK [[OneOfUs JUST AS MUCH TROPER AS PUNY REST OF YOU]] AND TAKE OFFENSE WHEN PUNY TROPERS PUT QUERY THAT BELONG IN {{TROPE FINDER}} ON [[JustForFun/AskTheTropers ASK THE TROPERS]]!!!'''

** '''OTHER PUNY HUMANS MAKE HULK BOARD GAMES LIKE [[http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-40524-Operation-Hulk-Edition/dp/B000Y8EHYS HULK OPERATION]] AND [[http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-40523-Dont-Wake-Hulk/dp/B000Y87A7Y HULK "DON'T WAKE DADDY"]]. THEY WORST CHOICES FOR HULK GAME. HULK NOT GET SICK, AND PUNY BANNER HAVE BAD HISTORY WITH [[AbusiveParents "DADDY"]]. HULK SMASH STUPID GAMES AND STUPID HASBRO!'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[Film/JamesBond HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]]'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[Film/JamesBond HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]]'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[Film/JamesBond HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]!''' HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]]

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[Film/JamesBond HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]!'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY[[MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[Film/JamesBond HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]!'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH NEW FRIEND [[MarkRuffalo PUNY RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica PUNY FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[Film/JamesBond HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]!'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNIER [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER! THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH [[MarkRuffalo NEW BEST FRIEND RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[Film/JamesBond HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]]!'''

'''IN [[TheSeventies SEVENTIES]], PUNY TV PEOPLE [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk MAKE TV SHOW ABOUT HULK!]] LOU FERRIGNO HAD AWESOME MULLET AS HULK! BUT THEY MAKE HULK WEAK! AND NOT LET HIM TALK! PLUS, PUNY BANNER WAS CALLED "DAVID" AND INSTEAD OF ARMY, HULK WAS CHASED BY [[IntrepidReporter PUNY REPORTER]] [[InspectorJavert CALLED "MCGEE!"]] BUT PUNY HUMANS LIKED SHOW ANYWAY AND IS CONSIDERED ONE OF BEST SUPERHEROES SHOWS EVER!!!'''

'''HULK ALSO APPEAR IN MANY VIDEO GAMES INCLUDING [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom THAT ONE WHERE HULK AND OTHER HEROES FIGHT]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]] AND HIS FRIENDS''' [Professor: I did most of the smashing in Marvel Super Heroes, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom and Marvel vs Capcom 2, then my Savage self took over in '' 3'' and its update.] [Mr. Fixit: I still feel gypped those geeks at Capcom didn't put me in as DLC.] ''' THOUGH HULK UPSET THAT [[Franchise/MegaMan LITTLE ROBOT MAN AND LITTLE ROBOT GIRL]] DID NOT APPEAR IN [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 THIRD GAME]] BUT [[VideoGame/MegaManX ROBOT WITH BEAM SWORD]] TAKE THEIR PLACE. HULK FIND IT FUNNY THAT [[Franchise/ResidentEvil SHADES MAN]] THINK HE GOD BECAUSE HE DRANK KNOCKOFF OF [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN'S TONIC]].'''[Professor: a fact I find highly amusing. Wesker is just being unoriginal and cutting corners.] '''HULK NOW READY FOR [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite NEW GAME]] SO HULK CAN JOIN FLAGMAN, METAL MAN AND [[ComicBook/MsMarvel SPACE LADY]] TO TAKE ON [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]], [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} GOTH GIRL]], AND [[VideoGame/MegaManX NEW ROBOT MAN]] WHO THEY SAY IS SWORD ROBOT'S PARTNER! ALSO THEY BRING BACK [[VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes MAGIC SPACE ROCKS!]]''' [Professor: You mean the Infinity Gems, though for some odd, inane reason they're called Infinity Stones.] '''ALSO THEY MAKE REAL STORY THIS TIME WITH EVIL ROBOT TEAMING UP WITH OTHER EVIL BALD SWORD ROBOT AND USE SPACE ROCKS TO BECOME SUPER EVIL ROBOT! BUT HULK NOT AFRAID! HULK HELP NEW ROBOT MAN SMASH SUPER EVIL ROBOT!'''

* HulkSpeak: '''HULK [[TropeNamer NAME THIS TROPE TOO]]!!! HULK HATE GRAMMAR!!! HULK ONLY LIKE SMASHING!!!!!''' [The Professor: Although I avert this occasionally in the comics and in adaptations such as ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes''.

* HulkSpeak: '''HULK [[TropeNamer NAME THIS TROPE TOO]]!!! HULK HATE GRAMMAR!!! HULK ONLY LIKE SMASHING!!!!!''' [The Professor: Although I avert this occasionally in the comics and in adaptations such as ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes''.]