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* AudienceWhatAudience: I do so enjoy our little chats, even if they seem to confuse the hell out of both my friends and enemies alike, because they can really only hear my end of them, so from their perspective I just look I'm staring into empty space with a goofy expression on my face and monologuing. Of course, I can't really hear your replies either [[note]]Unless that Deadpool-branded DatingSim project I keep pitching to the higher-ups at Disney happens to get approved some day... ''Sigh.'' Oh, well. A man can dream.[[/note]] so I guess they might be kinda right, but they don't have to know that.



* WhoWritesThisCrap: The various writers behind my exicting adventures often tend to use me as a mouthpiece to criticize clichéd and cheap storytelling in the comic industry at large and -- [[SelfDeprecation provided they are humble enough]] -- their own shortcomings as writers in particular. The writer of this entry who would probably try do the same to this very page, if they didn't have crippling axienty and actually owned any sense of wit. Oh, yeah, I see what you did there. Self-awareness doesn't make you cool, ''dad!''

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* WhoWritesThisCrap: The various writers behind my exicting adventures often tend to use me as a mouthpiece to criticize clichéd and cheap storytelling in the comic industry at large and -- [[SelfDeprecation provided they are humble enough]] -- their own shortcomings as writers in particular. The writer of this entry who would probably try do the same to this very page, if they didn't have crippling axienty and actually owned any possessed some sense of wit. Oh, yeah, I see what you did there. Self-awareness doesn't make you cool, ''dad!''
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* EscapistCharacter: Admit it, you [[TroperDemographics nerds]] wish you were as cool as me, dontcha? I put the "success" ''and'' "insanity" in SuccessThroughInsanity, I got an assload of guns, swords, and other such killin' tools, the FourthWall [[NoFourthWall is my bitch]], and I pull off the Creator/RobLiefeld look better than Creator/RobLiefeld ever could!
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* WhoWritesThisCrap: The various writers behind my exicting adventures often tend to use me as a mouthpiece to criticize clichéd and cheap storytelling in the comic industry at large and -- [[SelfDeprecation provided they are humble enough]] -- their own shortcomings as writers in particular. The writer of this entry who would probably try do the same to this very page, if they didn't have crippling axienty and any sense of wit. Yeah, self-awareness doesn't make you cool, ''dad!''

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* WhoWritesThisCrap: The various writers behind my exicting adventures often tend to use me as a mouthpiece to criticize clichéd and cheap storytelling in the comic industry at large and -- [[SelfDeprecation provided they are humble enough]] -- their own shortcomings as writers in particular. The writer of this entry who would probably try do the same to this very page, if they didn't have crippling axienty and actually owned any sense of wit. Yeah, self-awareness Oh, yeah, I see what you did there. Self-awareness doesn't make you cool, ''dad!''
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** For reference's sake, I'm so well known for doing this that I took over my old Main/ namespace page ''years'' ago. Tropers (like you!) gave me [[https://web.archive.org/web/20100524032209/https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Deadpool over half a decade]] without [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} a more typical page]] on this site since [[FanMyopia who doesn't want to learn about Deadpool from Deadpool himself]]? Until that happened, this was the only page for info about my series you'd get on this site.

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** For reference's sake, I'm so well known for doing this that I took over my old Main/ namespace page ''years'' ago. Tropers (like you!) gave me [[https://web.archive.org/web/20100524032209/https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Deadpool over almost half a decade]] without [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} a more typical page]] on this site since [[FanMyopia who doesn't want to learn about Deadpool from Deadpool himself]]? Until that happened, this was the only page for info about my series you'd get on this site.
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They Fight Crime is no longer a trope


* TheyFightCrime: This is the point of the ''Deadpool Team-Up'' series, as it gives inferior heroes ADayInTheLimelight with everyone's favorite mercenary, by which I mean me, by which I mean no one other than me, by which I mean not you.
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* WhoWritesThisCrap: The various writers behind my exicting adventures often tend to use me as a mouthpiece to criticize clichéd and cheap storytelling in the comic industry at large and -- [[SelfDeprecation provided they are humble enough]] -- their own shortcomings as writers in particular. The writer of this entry who would probably try do the same to this very page, if they didn't have crippling axienty and any sense of wit. Yeah, self-awareness doesn't make you cool, ''dad!''
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You ask, "how did Wade Wilson become ''the sexiest mercenary alive''?" Tricky question, lots of retcons. Best I remember is some nice ice-cream salesmen told me they could fix my terminal cancer by injecting me with ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}'s man-juice (and by that I mean his DNA. [[AccidentalInnuendo Perv]]) and I became better, faster, strongerer and even got [[HealingFactor the ability to heal quickly]], so that whenever the cancer shows up it ''instantly'' gets fixed... which is good, because it keeps showing up. As in, instantly ''after'' it gets fixed. I became [[BodyHorror so freaking handsome]] that '''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation my brain exploded]]'''. Eventually, my magical insanity powers allowed me to figure out that [[MediumAwareness I'm a comic book character]]. From then on, I became [=BFFs=] with my thought bubbles, exposition panels, and Creator/StanLee. My fellow Weapon X classmates had run a '''pool''' to figure out which one of us would be '''dead''' first, so I naturally named myself [[AwesomeMcCoolname Dr. Professor Carlos Winston Lazarus [=McBatman=]]]. Then I realized that I couldn't spell it, so I went with [[MeaningfulName Deadpool]] instead.

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You ask, "how did Wade Wilson become ''the sexiest mercenary alive''?" Tricky question, lots of retcons. Best I remember is some nice ice-cream salesmen told me they could fix my terminal cancer by injecting me with ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}'s man-juice (and by that I mean his DNA. [[AccidentalInnuendo Perv]]) and I became better, faster, strongerer and even got [[HealingFactor the ability to heal quickly]], so that whenever the cancer shows up it ''instantly'' gets fixed... which is good, because it keeps showing up. As in, instantly ''after'' it gets fixed. I became [[BodyHorror so freaking handsome]] that '''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation my brain exploded]]'''. Eventually, my magical insanity powers allowed me to figure out that [[MediumAwareness I'm a comic book character]]. From then on, I became [=BFFs=] with my thought bubbles, exposition panels, and Creator/StanLee. My fellow Weapon X classmates had run a '''pool''' to figure out which one of us would be '''dead''' first, so I naturally named myself [[AwesomeMcCoolname [[OverlyLongName Dr. Professor Carlos Winston Lazarus [=McBatman=]]]. Then I realized that I couldn't spell it, so I went with [[MeaningfulName Deadpool]] instead.
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* YouBastard: In ''Deadpool'' #900. I realize that [[spoiler:[[PopularityPower I would never really die because the fans like me too much]]. So I decide to [[KillEmAll kill all my fans]]]]. [[EnsembleDarkhorse I didn't realize how hard that would be]]. [[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Oh, then I kill the Marvel universe]] 'cause, in the real world, I'd be considered crazy and disturbing, and this comic's supposed to make you ''suck it''. Go figure.

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* YouBastard: In ''Deadpool'' #900. I realize that [[spoiler:[[PopularityPower I would never really die because the fans like me too much]]. So I decide to [[KillEmAll kill all my fans]]]].fans]]. [[EnsembleDarkhorse I didn't realize how hard that would be]]. [[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Oh, then I kill the Marvel universe]] 'cause, in the real world, I'd be considered crazy and disturbing, and this comic's supposed to make you ''suck it''. Go figure.
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-->'''[[SelfDemonstrating/{{Felicia}} Felicia]]''': For the last time, I don't care how much catnip you have! I'm NOT getting in your car with you!

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-->'''[[SelfDemonstrating/{{Felicia}} Felicia]]''': -->'''Felicia''': For the last time, I don't care how much catnip you have! I'm NOT getting in your car with you!
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->Hey there, true believers! Unfortunately Wiki/TVTropes wants my pages "clear" and "concise" now and doesn't want this page "crosswicked everywhere." [[gold:''[Does that involve a candle and [=CrossFit=] Jesus?]'']] Anyway, I'm only allowed to [[DoubleEntendre demonstrate myself]] here in my own domain if I wanna stay the Merc ''with'' a Mouth. [[gold:''[Is that a giant needle and thread in your thigh pouch or are you just happy to see me?]'']] So don't go putting ol' Wade's examples into first-person anywhere else, 'kay?!

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->Hey there, true believers! Unfortunately Wiki/TVTropes Website/TVTropes wants my pages "clear" and "concise" now and doesn't want this page "crosswicked everywhere." [[gold:''[Does that involve a candle and [=CrossFit=] Jesus?]'']] Anyway, I'm only allowed to [[DoubleEntendre demonstrate myself]] here in my own domain if I wanna stay the Merc ''with'' a Mouth. [[gold:''[Is that a giant needle and thread in your thigh pouch or are you just happy to see me?]'']] So don't go putting ol' Wade's examples into first-person anywhere else, 'kay?!
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** That bit where Buttler kept taking my organs for his little experiments? [[spoiler:He kidnapped my girlfriend and our daughter just so I'd listen to him. Yeah, really says something about a guy if he's willing to kiss the ass of some shitbag that's basically holding a gun to the heads of some girl he had a fling with and their kid he never even met if it means they get to live. Instead, in true superhero fashion, I went on a rescue mission to an internment camp to save them. [[SuddenDownerEnding Except I didn't.]] I saved all the inmates, but I found my girlfriend in a mass grave. As for my daughter, I went through hell trying to find her again, but like I told her, [[TearJerker sometimes you can't go home again]]. Again, says a lot about a guy if he's willing to cut himself out of his daughter's life if it means she gets to be happy.]]

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** That bit where Buttler kept taking my organs for his little experiments? [[spoiler:He kidnapped my one-time girlfriend and our daughter just so I'd listen to him. Yeah, really says something about a guy if he's willing to kiss the ass of some shitbag that's basically holding a gun to the heads of some girl he had a fling with and their kid he never even met if it means they get to live. Instead, in true superhero fashion, I went on a rescue mission to an internment camp to save them. [[SuddenDownerEnding Except I didn't.]] I saved all the inmates, but I found my girlfriend in a mass grave. As for my daughter, I went through hell trying to find her again, but like I told her, [[TearJerker sometimes you can't go home again]]. Again, says a lot about a guy if he's willing to cut himself out of his daughter's life if it means she gets to be happy.]]

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** Let's not forget my time with that asshole Bartol Utler, or Buttler as he calls himself.[[note]] Okay, he didn't spell it that way, but still.[[/note]] Once he learned about my healing powers (while conveniently forgetting that [[SarcasmMode lovely]] little hitch it brought with it), he thought it'd be funny to use me as his personal organ bank. And boy did he love making withdrawals! [[spoiler:Yeah, it was to save his sister, but in typical evil scientist fashion, it was also to make an army of mutants to sell to bad guys. Good thing his sister was more reasonable than Buttler.]]



* CastFromCalories: I once explained that I have to eat a lot to allow my HealingFactor to work.

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* CastFromCalories: I once explained that I have to eat a lot to allow my HealingFactor to work. Hey, all that biomass has to come from somewhere.


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* HiddenDepths: Okay, if I'm allowed to drop the whole "haha funni crayzee merc guy" act for a bit, I'm gonna level with you for a bit. I won't lie, my moral compass doesn't point anywhere near north, but that doesn't meant it points south either.[[note]] Maybe east or west?[[/note]]
** That one time where Archie the Archangel got so hungry he was about to die? Name one other guy who'd cut off his own flesh and feed it to him if it meant saving his life!
** As someone with his own trademarked brand of mental baggage, you have no idea how badly I just want it all to end. But not only did I realize that there is a better option, I'm more than willing to pass that on. To a completely random stranger, in fact.
** That bit where Buttler kept taking my organs for his little experiments? [[spoiler:He kidnapped my girlfriend and our daughter just so I'd listen to him. Yeah, really says something about a guy if he's willing to kiss the ass of some shitbag that's basically holding a gun to the heads of some girl he had a fling with and their kid he never even met if it means they get to live. Instead, in true superhero fashion, I went on a rescue mission to an internment camp to save them. [[SuddenDownerEnding Except I didn't.]] I saved all the inmates, but I found my girlfriend in a mass grave. As for my daughter, I went through hell trying to find her again, but like I told her, [[TearJerker sometimes you can't go home again]]. Again, says a lot about a guy if he's willing to cut himself out of his daughter's life if it means she gets to be happy.]]


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** And let's not forget about [[Film/Deadpool2 that time]] I saved some [[Creator/RyanReynolds totally unrelated,]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not-at-all-affiliated-with]] [[ButHeSoundsHandsome (yet inexplicably sexy)]] guy from making [[Film/GreenLantern2011 the biggest mistake of his life]] the best way I know how: '''[[BoomHeadshot BY BLOWING HIS BRAINS OUT, BABY!]]''' Once again, you're welcome Canada.
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** In [[WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC The Randomverse]], where the Fourth Wall is already in pieces, I broke it even harder. Everyone in the videos knows that we're comic book characters, but only ''I'' know I'm an action figure ''representing'' the character. And to break it UpToEleven I begin, in my yellow thought bubbles, to complain about the poor animation quality, and wonder why the creators didn't use a better editing software. As if a simple action figure can capture my awesomeness!

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** In [[WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC The Randomverse]], where the Fourth Wall is already in pieces, I broke it even harder. Everyone in the videos knows that we're comic book characters, but only ''I'' know I'm an action figure ''representing'' the character. And to break it UpToEleven up to eleven I begin, in my yellow thought bubbles, to complain about the poor animation quality, and wonder why the creators didn't use a better editing software. As if a simple action figure can capture my awesomeness!
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* ''AND'' I've got a both a [[Pinball/{{Deadpool}} real pinball table]] and a [[VideoGame/DeadpoolZenStudios digital one]]! How cool is that?! They're the greatest pinball gaming experiences of all time (well, at least better than that ComicBook/IronMan [[https://www.ipdb.org/machine.cgi?id=5550 table]] anyway).

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* ''AND'' I've got a both a [[Pinball/{{Deadpool}} [[Pinball/{{Deadpool|2018}} real pinball table]] and a [[VideoGame/DeadpoolZenStudios digital one]]! How cool is that?! They're the greatest pinball gaming experiences of all time (well, at least better than that ComicBook/IronMan [[https://www.ipdb.org/machine.cgi?id=5550 table]] anyway).
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-->'''Felicia''': For the last time, I don't care how much catnip you have! I'm NOT getting in your car with you!

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-->'''Felicia''': -->'''[[SelfDemonstrating/{{Felicia}} Felicia]]''': For the last time, I don't care how much catnip you have! I'm NOT getting in your car with you!
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[[caption-width-right:350:Check me out, [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Spidey]] ain't got [[FrivolousLawsuit nuthin']] on me! ...[[OhCrap Whoopsy-daisy]]!]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:Check me out, [[ComicBook/SpiderMan [[SelfDemonstrating/SpiderMan Spidey]] ain't got [[FrivolousLawsuit nuthin']] on me! ...[[OhCrap Whoopsy-daisy]]!]]



* BattleRapping: I once [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory entered a rap battle]] against [[Franchise/StarWars a certain other mercenary who inexplicably became a legend among geeks and fanboys the world over]]. Seriously, who knew I could dance like that?

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* BattleRapping: I once [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory entered a rap battle]] against [[Franchise/StarWars [[SelfDemonstrating/BobaFett a certain other mercenary who inexplicably became a legend among geeks and fanboys the world over]]. Seriously, who knew I could dance like that?
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* And now I'm starring in [[https://www.cbr.com/deadpool-samurai-becoming-a-manga/ a brand new manga]] collaboration between Marvel and Shueisha. Expect many Jump references.

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* And now I'm starring in [[https://www.cbr.com/deadpool-samurai-becoming-a-manga/ [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Manga/DeadpoolSamurai a brand new manga]] collaboration between Marvel and Shueisha. Expect many Jump references.
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** And then there's my new BFF [[Characters/XMen2010sMembers Gabby]], one of the only people ever not put off by my ugly mug. She even [[FlippingTheBird gave me the finger]]. ''In a box!'' If that's not friendship, what is?

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** And then there's my new BFF [[Characters/XMen2010sMembers [[Characters/X23SupportingCharacters Gabby]], one of the only people ever not put off by my ugly mug. She even [[FlippingTheBird gave me the finger]]. ''In a box!'' If that's not friendship, what is?



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** North also voiced my toy self in ''Videogame/LegoMarvelSuperHeroes''! (and no, don't ask me why that wannabe [[ComicBook/{{Gwenpool}} Gwen]] took over my role in the sequel; stupid Perlmutter has probably something to do with it, remind me to fill his shoes with Legos) And I'm all over those games that people probably play in their toilets, such as ''Videogame/MarvelFutureFight'', ''Videogame/MarvelTournamentOfChampions'' and ''Videogame/MarvelPuzzleQuest'', with that last having so much me they added a [[Comicbook/GhostRider Spirit of Vengeance]] Deadpool! Better ready my Creator/NicolasCage impressions.

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** North also voiced my toy self in ''Videogame/LegoMarvelSuperHeroes''! ''VideoGame/LegoMarvelSuperHeroes''! (and no, don't ask me why that wannabe [[ComicBook/{{Gwenpool}} Gwen]] took over my role in the sequel; stupid Perlmutter has probably something to do with it, remind me to fill his shoes with Legos) And I'm all over those games that people probably play in their toilets, such as ''Videogame/MarvelFutureFight'', ''Videogame/MarvelTournamentOfChampions'' ''VideoGame/MarvelFutureFight'', ''VideoGame/MarvelTournamentOfChampions'' and ''Videogame/MarvelPuzzleQuest'', ''VideoGame/MarvelPuzzleQuest'', with that last having so much me they added a [[Comicbook/GhostRider [[ComicBook/GhostRider Spirit of Vengeance]] Deadpool! Better ready my Creator/NicolasCage impressions.



** Hey, I'm great with interacting with children! In fact, [[VideoGame/SpiderManShatteredDimensions the Ultimate me]] is [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking available for birthday parties]]! Well... ''was''. I killed him in ''Comicbook/DeadpoolKillsDeadpool''... And unlike me, he was a mutant-hating jerk anyway.

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** Hey, I'm great with interacting with children! In fact, [[VideoGame/SpiderManShatteredDimensions the Ultimate me]] is [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking available for birthday parties]]! Well... ''was''. I killed him in ''Comicbook/DeadpoolKillsDeadpool''...''ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsDeadpool''... And unlike me, he was a mutant-hating jerk anyway.



** Also, in ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan'', I was given this weird tic where I constantly say I... "[[BuffySpeak un-alive]]" people, instead of "kill".

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** Also, in ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan'', ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan2012'', I was given this weird tic where I constantly say I... "[[BuffySpeak un-alive]]" people, instead of "kill".



* {{Trick Arrow}}s: Yeah, I made 'em when I teamed up with {{ComicBook/Hawkeye}} to kill a bunch of pirates. [[SeinfeldIsUnfunny They all are Hulk Hands toys the kids don't play with nowadays]]. [[spoiler:The trick, [[StuffBlowingUp they all explode!]]]] The person who written this story also was the same guy who made those internet comics about [[{{WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja}} that doctor who happens to also be a ninja]], [[BlatantLies just like me!]]

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* {{Trick Arrow}}s: Yeah, I made 'em when I teamed up with {{ComicBook/Hawkeye}} to kill a bunch of pirates. [[SeinfeldIsUnfunny They all are Hulk Hands toys the kids don't play with nowadays]]. [[spoiler:The trick, [[StuffBlowingUp they all explode!]]]] The person who written this story also was the same guy who made those internet comics about [[{{WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja}} [[Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja that doctor who happens to also be a ninja]], [[BlatantLies just like me!]]
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* I get to appear in the more kid-friendly [[Anime/MarvelDiskWarsTheAvengers Avengers Disk Wars]] and its SpiritualSuccessor [[Anime/MarvelFutureAvengers Future Avengers]], with my beautiful Japanese voice provided by Creator/TakehitoKoyasu who you all may know better as Mr. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure "ZA WARUDO!"]], who's considered to be the Japanese counterpart to my good pal, Nolan, not to mention considered possibly the seiyuu with sexiest voice. Thanks a lot, Toei! Because even for you Japanese weeaboos, I will still sound so sexay!

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* I get to appear in the more kid-friendly [[Anime/MarvelDiskWarsTheAvengers Avengers Disk Wars]] and its SpiritualSuccessor [[Anime/MarvelFutureAvengers Future Avengers]], with my beautiful Japanese voice provided by Creator/TakehitoKoyasu who you all may know better as Mr. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure "ZA WARUDO!"]], who's considered to be the Japanese counterpart to my good pal, Nolan, Nolan (I wonder why they brough Creator/JasonSpisak in for the dub, then?), not to mention considered possibly the seiyuu with sexiest voice. Thanks a lot, Toei! Because even for you Japanese weeaboos, I will still sound so sexay!
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** For reference's sake, I'm so well known for doing this that I took over my old Main/ namespace page ''years'' ago. Tropers (like you!) gave me [[https://web.archive.org/web/20100524032209/https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Deadpool about a decade]] without [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} a more typical page]] on this site since [[FanMyopia who doesn't want to learn about Deadpool from Deadpool himself]]? Until that happened, this was the only page for info about my series you'd get on this site.

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** For reference's sake, I'm so well known for doing this that I took over my old Main/ namespace page ''years'' ago. Tropers (like you!) gave me [[https://web.archive.org/web/20100524032209/https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Deadpool about over half a decade]] without [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} a more typical page]] on this site since [[FanMyopia who doesn't want to learn about Deadpool from Deadpool himself]]? Until that happened, this was the only page for info about my series you'd get on this site.
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Just fixin' sumthin'


* I'm all over the toons and games, too, with Creator/NolanNorth providing my heavenly voice in ''[[WesternAnimation/HulkVS Hulk Vs. Wolverine]]'' and ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', '''[[MemeticMutation F*@# THE KNICKS!]]''' [[note]] I'm also crossing my fingers that someone pulls Perlmutter's stick out his butt so me and the other X-Men will be in ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite'' 'cuz do you really think ComicBook/BlackPanther can suitably fit in the Wolverine [[Memes/CapcomVsWhatever function]]? Can't see T'Challa as a masher type. And while [[VideoGame/ThePunisherCapcom Frank is the first Marvel character that Capcom dipped their toes in]], he lacks the je ne sais quoi that I have to offer. Unfortunately due to a combination of Perlmutter being the biggest pain in the ass to work with along with gamers flocking to [[VideoGame/DragonBallFighterZ DBFZ]], Capcom decided to cut their losses. All because Ike was so butthurt about the X-Men belonging to Fox at the time and trying to push the Inhumans so hard that it became a dumspter fire when [[Series/{{Inhumans}} their shoestring budget show]] bombed big time.[[/note]] John Kassir (y'know, [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt The Crypt Keeper]] and [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime the first Ice King]]?) moved my vocal cords in ''[[VideoGame/XMenLegends X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse]]'' and both ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance'' games.

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* I'm all over the toons and games, too, with Creator/NolanNorth providing my heavenly voice in ''[[WesternAnimation/HulkVS Hulk Vs. Wolverine]]'' and ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', '''[[MemeticMutation F*@# THE KNICKS!]]''' [[note]] I'm also crossing my fingers that someone pulls Perlmutter's stick out his butt so me and the other X-Men will be in ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite'' 'cuz do you really think ComicBook/BlackPanther can suitably fit in the Wolverine [[Memes/CapcomVsWhatever [[Memes/CapcomVs function]]? Can't see T'Challa as a masher type. And while [[VideoGame/ThePunisherCapcom Frank is the first Marvel character that Capcom dipped their toes in]], he lacks the je ne sais quoi that I have to offer. Unfortunately due to a combination of Perlmutter being the biggest pain in the ass to work with along with gamers flocking to [[VideoGame/DragonBallFighterZ DBFZ]], Capcom decided to cut their losses. All because Ike was so butthurt about the X-Men belonging to Fox at the time and trying to push the Inhumans so hard that it became a dumspter fire when [[Series/{{Inhumans}} their shoestring budget show]] bombed big time.[[/note]] John Kassir (y'know, [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt The Crypt Keeper]] and [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime the first Ice King]]?) moved my vocal cords in ''[[VideoGame/XMenLegends X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse]]'' and both ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance'' games.
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*** Interestingly, this corresponds to UsefulNotes/TheGoldenAgeOfComicBooks, UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks, UsefulNotes/TheBronzeAgeOfComicBooks, UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks, and UsefulNotes/TheModernAgeOfComicBooks. However, Wolverine still hasn't fully left the spot and ComicBook/TheHood is also trying to claim the position, and Anti-Venom... yeah. Its like the pro wrestlers say: the belt might as well be a target.

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*** Interestingly, this corresponds to UsefulNotes/TheGoldenAgeOfComicBooks, UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks, UsefulNotes/TheBronzeAgeOfComicBooks, UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks, and UsefulNotes/TheModernAgeOfComicBooks. However, Wolverine still hasn't fully left the spot and ComicBook/TheHood is also trying to claim the position, and Anti-Venom... yeah. Its like the pro wrestlers say: the belt might as well be a target. And then there's the [[ComicBook/MilesMorales new]] [[ComicBook/MsMarvel2014 kids]] on the block.
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[[DescribeTopicHere All right! It's time to describe my very own page]] right here!

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[[DescribeTopicHere [[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere All right! It's time to describe my very own page]] right here!
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* ExpressiveHealthBar: The video game version takes this UpToEleven. In several video games, most notably ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom'', Deadpool can physically pick up his health bar and use it as a weapon to strike enemies.

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* ExpressiveHealthBar: The video game version takes this UpToEleven. In several video games, most notably ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom'', Deadpool I can physically pick up his health bar and use it as a weapon to strike enemies.



* LikesOlderWomen: Oh Creator/BeaArthur, my angel, my star, no man can love you like I do... I also have an on-off thing with [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Death]], but that's a bit more complicated. [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Too bad both of them are together now]]... [[GirlOnGirlIsHot or is it]]?

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* LikesOlderWomen: Oh Creator/BeaArthur, my angel, my star, no man can love you like I do... I also have an on-off thing with [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Death]], but that's a bit more complicated. [[FunnyAneurysmMoment [[HarsherInHindsight Too bad both of them are together now]]... [[GirlOnGirlIsHot or is it]]?
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* BaldOfAwesome: Having your body constantly torn apart and rebuilt by cancer and a healing factor does that to ya. But at times I have been drawn with hair, DependingOnTheWriter.
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** North also voiced my toy self in ''Videogame/LegoMarvelSuperHeroes''! (and no, don't ask me why that wannabe [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Gwenpool}} Gwen]] took over my role in the sequel; stupid Perlmutter has probably something to do with it, remind me to fill his shoes with Legos) And I'm all over those games that people probably play in their toilets, such as ''Videogame/MarvelFutureFight'', ''Videogame/MarvelTournamentOfChampions'' and ''Videogame/MarvelPuzzleQuest'', with that last having so much me they added a [[Comicbook/GhostRider Spirit of Vengeance]] Deadpool! Better ready my Creator/NicolasCage impressions.

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** North also voiced my toy self in ''Videogame/LegoMarvelSuperHeroes''! (and no, don't ask me why that wannabe [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Gwenpool}} [[ComicBook/{{Gwenpool}} Gwen]] took over my role in the sequel; stupid Perlmutter has probably something to do with it, remind me to fill his shoes with Legos) And I'm all over those games that people probably play in their toilets, such as ''Videogame/MarvelFutureFight'', ''Videogame/MarvelTournamentOfChampions'' and ''Videogame/MarvelPuzzleQuest'', with that last having so much me they added a [[Comicbook/GhostRider Spirit of Vengeance]] Deadpool! Better ready my Creator/NicolasCage impressions.
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** And now I'm about to join the freakin' Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse! [[Creator/{{Disney}} Thanks, Mickey!]] Your bottomless pockets have made this Merc With A Mouth's wish upon a star come true. Now I get to hang out with Spidey, [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Bennysnitch]], and about seven handsome Chrises on the silver screen! Oh, and to make things even better, my buddy Ryan's coming along for the ride once again! And to start my tenure under their family friendly roof, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqNZGIzPq7Y here's me and a rock guy.... golem..person reviewing a trailer]] for some movie [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/FreeGuy about a guy in a video game or something]]. Apparently Ryan's in it and [[Creator/TaikaWaititi another guy who sounds like the rock guy too]]. [[BlatantLies I don't think]] [[OldShame they've ever]] [[Film/GreenLantern worked together before]] [[TakeThat until these.]] To be honest, I kinda checked out after I got my internet money.

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** And now I'm about to join the freakin' Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse! [[Creator/{{Disney}} Thanks, Mickey!]] Your bottomless pockets have made this Merc With A Mouth's wish upon a star come true. Now I get to hang out with Spidey, [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Bennysnitch]], and about seven handsome Chrises on the silver screen! Oh, and to make things even better, my buddy Ryan's coming along for the ride once again! And to start my tenure under their family friendly roof, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqNZGIzPq7Y here's me and a rock guy.... golem..person reviewing a trailer]] for some movie [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/FreeGuy [[Film/FreeGuy about a guy in a video game or something]]. Apparently Ryan's in it and [[Creator/TaikaWaititi another guy who sounds like the rock guy too]]. [[BlatantLies I don't think]] [[OldShame they've ever]] [[Film/GreenLantern worked together before]] [[TakeThat until these.]] To be honest, I kinda checked out after I got my internet money.




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** North also voiced my toy self in ''Videogame/LegoMarvelSuperHeroes''! (and no, don't ask me why that wannabe [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Gwenpool}} Gwen]] took over my role in the sequel; stupid Perlmutter has probably something to do with it, remind me to fill his shoes with Legos) And I'm all over those games that people probably play in their toilets, such as ''Videogame/MarvelFutureFight'', ''Videogame/MarvelTournamentOfChampions'' and ''Videogame/MarvelPuzzleQuest'', with that last having so much me they added a [[Comicbook/GhostRider Spirit of Vengeance]] Deadpool! Better ready my Creator/NicolasCage impressions.



* ''AND'' I've got a both a [[Pinball/{{Deadpool}} real pinball table]] and a [[VideoGame/DeadpoolZenStudios digital one]]! How cool is that?! They're the greatest pinball gaming experiences of all time (well, at least better than that [[ComicBook/IronMan Iron Man table]] anyway).

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* ''AND'' I've got a both a [[Pinball/{{Deadpool}} real pinball table]] and a [[VideoGame/DeadpoolZenStudios digital one]]! How cool is that?! They're the greatest pinball gaming experiences of all time (well, at least better than that [[ComicBook/IronMan Iron Man ComicBook/IronMan [[https://www.ipdb.org/machine.cgi?id=5550 table]] anyway).
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[[NoFourthWall Heya]], [[Creator/StanLee true believers]]! This is me, Deadpool, A.K.A. [[RedBaron The Merc with the Mouth]], [[NighInvulnerability The Guy Who Won't Die,]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The Regenerating Degenerate]], [[OccidentalOtaku Chiyonosake,]][[note]][[YouAreTheTranslatedForeignWord Wolf of Rice Wine]]; so cool, I know.[[/note]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking The Crimson Comedian]]. I'm a Creator/MarvelComics mercenary AntiHero character, related to the ComicBook/XMen and ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} in particular. I appeared in print for the first time in ''ComicBook/NewMutants'' #98 (February, 1991) as a [[CaptainErsatz ripoff]] of [[Creator/DCComics DC]] mercenary [[ComicBook/{{Deathstroke}} Deathstroke the Terminator]]. But, that's old news. I'm all-new, I'm all-different, and boy, does that feel good!

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[[NoFourthWall Heya]], [[Creator/StanLee true believers]]! This is me, Deadpool, ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, A.K.A. [[RedBaron The Merc with the Mouth]], [[NighInvulnerability The Guy Who Won't Die,]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The Regenerating Degenerate]], [[OccidentalOtaku Chiyonosake,]][[note]][[YouAreTheTranslatedForeignWord Wolf of Rice Wine]]; so cool, I know.[[/note]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking The Crimson Comedian]]. I'm a Creator/MarvelComics mercenary AntiHero character, related to the ComicBook/XMen and ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} in particular. I appeared in print for the first time in ''ComicBook/NewMutants'' #98 (February, 1991) as a [[CaptainErsatz ripoff]] of [[Creator/DCComics DC]] mercenary [[ComicBook/{{Deathstroke}} Deathstroke the Terminator]]. But, that's old news. I'm all-new, I'm all-different, and boy, does that feel good!
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* EvenEvilHasStandards: I might be a merc and an assassin for hire, but I tend to only accept contracts on really bad people (and the occasional superhero) and as the above example with the psychiatrist proves, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Kids. Are. Off. Limits!"]]. In fact, once, when a bunch of mercs broke me out of a jail and murdered several cops in the process, I turned on them and killed the whole lot of them.

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* EvenEvilHasStandards: EveryoneHasStandards: I might be a merc and an assassin for hire, but I tend to only accept contracts on really bad people (and the occasional superhero) and as the above example with the psychiatrist proves, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Kids. Are. Off. Limits!"]]. In fact, once, when a bunch of mercs broke me out of a jail and murdered several cops in the process, I turned on them and killed the whole lot of them.

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