History SelfDemonstrating / DeadPool

** And now I'm about to join the freakin' Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse! [[Creator/{{Disney}} Thanks, Mickey!]] Your bottomless pockets have made this Merc With A Mouth's wish upon a star come true. Now I get to hang out with Spidey, [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Bennysnitch]], and about seven handsome Chrises on the silver screen! Oh, and to make things even better, my buddy Ryan's coming along for the ride once again! And to start my tenure under their family friendly roof, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqNZGIzPq7Y here's me and a rock guy.... golem..person reviewing a trailer]] for some movie [[Film/FreeGuy about a guy in a video game or something]]. Apparently Ryan's in it and [[Creator/TaikaWaititi another guy who sounds like the rock guy too]]. [[BlatantLies I don't think]] [[OldShame they've ever]] [[Film/GreenLantern2011 worked together before]] [[TakeThat until these.]] To be honest, I kinda checked out after I got my internet money. If ''that's'' somehow not enough for you, then having [[Creator/HughJackman the 'Jack]] back should be.

* CanadaEh: That's right! Your's truly, the greatest merc on the planet, is from the greatest, whitest, northiest country on the planet! Which city? Probably [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion Regina, that one that rhymes with "fun".]]

* ManipulativeBastard: In each "episode" of the ''5 Ronin'' maxi-series, I step in to rescue or aid my fellow ronin in their own personal adventures. [[IndyPloy I have a plan, trust me, it will work out in the end]].

* ObfuscatingStupidity: This is Peter Milligan's interpretation of me in ''5 Ronin''.

** In each "episode" of the ''5 Ronin'' maxi-series, I step in to rescue or aid my fellow ronin in their own personal adventures. [[IndyPloy I have a plan, trust me, it will work out in the end]].

** This is Peter Milligan's interpretation of me in ''5 Ronin''.

** Zombie Abe Lincoln gives me one of the these summing up why everyone in the Marvel Universe hates me. I give the appropriate answer.

--->'''Me:''' [[ShutUpHannibal I DON'T GIVE UP!]]'''

** Saying the prequel ''Franchise/StarWars'' trilogy was better than the original trilogy and that Creator/HaydenChristensen gave a great performance in them [[http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpvea0A441qa3cldo1_500.png will be the last words you ever say.]] [[SelfDemonstrating/Bizarro]] thinks everything backwards, what's ''your'' excuse? More of you need to watch ''Film/ShatteredGlass'', and the [[Series/ObiWanKenobi Disney+]] [[Series/{{Ahsoka}} shows]] hadn't been made yet.

** Saying the prequel ''Franchise/StarWars'' trilogy was better than the original trilogy and that Creator/HaydenChristensen gave a great performance in them [[http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpvea0A441qa3cldo1_500.png will be the last words you ever say.]] SelfDemonstrating/Bizarro thinks the opposite of everything, what's ''your'' excuse? More of you need to watch ''Film/ShatteredGlass'', and the [[Series/ObiWanKenobi Disney+]] [[Series/{{Ahsoka}} shows]] hadn't been made yet.

** Saying the prequel ''Franchise/StarWars'' trilogy was better than the original trilogy and that Creator/HaydenChristensen gave a great performance in them [[http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpvea0A441qa3cldo1_500.png will be the last words you ever say.]] More of you need to watch ''Film/ShatteredGlass'', and the [[Series/ObiWanKenobi Disney+]] [[Series/{{Ahsoka}} shows]] hadn't been made yet.

* I even have a card in ''VideoGame/MarvelSnap''! Too bad I cannot speak to you there, I'm the Merc with a Mouth dammit!

* If you still can't get enough of my wonderful self, I'm also appearing in ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance3TheBlackOrder'' (with Nolan back in business when it comes to playing me) for the UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch -- which means you can play with me '''anywhere!'''[[note]]It's okay, I don't kink shame.[[/note]]

** UsefulNotes/{{the Bronze Age|OfComicBooks}}-style "Drinking Game" has its name appear on some alcohol bottles scattered on the ground in the last panel.

** When I had to train a bunch of Super Skrulls that managed to get my power set and costume, one comments on why they have to have [[UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks so many pouches on them]]. I remark, oh so sarcastically, about them being useful, turn to the reader and say "Isn't that right, Creator/{{Rob|Liefeld}}?"

*** Interestingly, this corresponds to UsefulNotes/TheGoldenAgeOfComicBooks, UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks, UsefulNotes/TheBronzeAgeOfComicBooks, UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks, and UsefulNotes/TheModernAgeOfComicBooks. However, Wolverine still hasn't fully left the spot and ComicBook/TheHood is also trying to claim the position, and Anti-Venom... yeah. Its like the pro wrestlers say: the belt might as well be a target. And then there's the [[ComicBook/MilesMorales new]] [[ComicBook/MsMarvel2014 kids]] on the block.

* AdaptationSpeciesChange: Movie me gets this. In the comics, I got a BadassTransplant from Wolvie courtesy of the ugly fucks at Weapon X. For movie me, Francis' back-alley crew just stimulates ([[DoubleEntendre heh]]) mutant genes and then, er, "[[ColdBloodedTorture encourages]]" the powers to actually kick in, or kills the ones that don't. Of course, we didn't finally greenlight that fucker just to watch me die, which means I'm technically a mutant in [[Franchise/XMenFilmSeries that universe]] ([[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse and the next one]], ''{{Squee}}!'').