History for Quotes/YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe

->''Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?''
-->--'''Tom Servo''', "The Undead", ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''

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->'''Thanos''': Challenging? You assaulted me, thunderer and by the way...''you'' not ''thou''. ''Your'' not ''thy''. Whatever else I may be, at least i do not embrace antiquated speech. I would rather date Death than date myself.
->'''Thor''': I shall express my thoughts as I see fit!
->'''Thanos''': Suit thyself then.
-->-- ''ComicBook/CaptainMarvel'' Vol.4, #17

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->You two idiots keep [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe that]] up and I'm gonna get medieval on ye olde arse.

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->You two idiots keep ~~[[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe that]]~~ that up and I'm gonna get medieval on ye olde arse.

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-->'''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules'''

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~~-->'''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules'''~~
-->--'''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules'''

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->'''Renaissance Fair worker''': Hither, my lord. I hopest that thou enjoyestest it - the finest spinach pie in the land!
->'''[[Really700YearsOld Hob Gadling]]''': Er. Yeah. Thanks. (''to Gwen'') "Enjoyestest". Where do they ''find'' these people?
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheSandman''

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->'''Carrera:''' Thou art Gunvolt, I presume?
->'''Gunvolt:''' [[LampshadeHanging ...I'm sorry, what? Did you just break out a "thou"?]]
->'''Carrera:''' I'll not mince words. Duty moveth me not, nor do I pretend to justice. I seek only to possess everything... including the honour of destroying thee. Mayhaps fate placed me here for that very reason. I am Carrera. Now, come thou at me! Let thy levin be sundered betwixt fists of righteous magnetism!

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->'''Carrera:''' Thou art Gunvolt, I presume?
->'''Gunvolt:''' presume?\\
'''Gunvolt:''' [[LampshadeHanging ...I'm sorry, what? Did you just break out a "thou"?]]
->'''Carrera:''' "thou"?]]\\
'''Carrera:''' I'll not mince words. Duty moveth me not, nor do I pretend to justice. I seek only to possess everything... including the honour of destroying thee. Mayhaps fate placed me here for that very reason. I am Carrera. Now, come thou at me! Let thy levin be sundered betwixt fists of righteous magnetism!

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-->-- ''ComicBook/TheSandman'', "The Wake"

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-->-- ~~''ComicBook/TheSandman'',~~ ''ComicBook/TheSandman1989'', "The Wake"

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-->--''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings''[[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=853]]

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~~-->--''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings''[[http://www.~~-->--''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings'', ''[[http://www.shamusyoung.~~com/twentysidedtale/?p=853]]~~
com/twentysidedtale/?p=853 853]]''

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-> ''Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of [[DeepImmersionGaming a DM]] doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.''

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~~-> ''Remember,~~ ->''Remember, the Mysterious Tavern ~~Guy’s~~ Guy's speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, ~~it’s~~ it's an excellent imitation of [[DeepImmersionGaming a DM]] doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.''

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->And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain.
->You know you want someone to drink ale with.
->And what is with that crazy way you speak today?
->Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth...
-->"Hey Dewd", by Midas

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->And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain.
->You refrain.\\
You know you want someone to drink ale with.
->And with.\\
And what is with that crazy way you speak today?
->Try today?\\
Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth...
~~-->"Hey~~ -->-- "Hey Dewd", by Midas

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->''Forsooth, the Lilim doth arriveth in their constructs of false flesh. No matter, it shall taketh more than that to striketh down I, Baraqijal the Lightning of God! So shall ye faceth my acidic wrath Lilim! Have at thee!''
-->-- '''Baraqijal''', ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas''

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->'''RNS App:''' ''Ascend the goddess's tower. Amid the darkness, ye shall find the sigil that ye seek''\\
'''Rindo:''' How come this app's so "ye olde" all of a sudden?\\
'''Fret:''' For flavor, Rindude! Ya gotta immerse yourself if ya wanna have fun. C'mon! Ye olde treasure await-eth!
-->-- ''VideoGame/NEOTheWorldEndsWithYou''

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Wicking Sophisticated as Hell. Please reitalicize it, I don't know how to wick anything with italics.

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->'''Kuradeel''': Wouldst thou shuteth ''the FUCK up?!''\\

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->'''Kuradeel''': Wouldst thou shuteth ~~''the~~ [[SophisticatedAsHell the FUCK ~~up?!''\\~~up?!]]\\

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->''"The pseudo-archaic English is an acute agony—a cursed hybrid jargon belonging to no age at all! That’s Hodgson’s weakness—you’ll not a sort of burlesque Elizabethan speech supposed to be of the 18th century in “Glen Carrig”. Why the hell can’t people pick the right archaic speech if they’re going to be archaic?"''
-->--{{Creator/H P Lovecraft}} on the pseudo-17th century prose in ''{{Literature/The Night Land}}''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/AzureStrikerGunvolt''

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->'''Carrera:''' I'll not mince words. Duty moveth me not, nor do I pretend to justice. I seek only to possess everything... including the honour of destroying thee. Mayhaps fate placed me here for that very reason. I am Carrera. Now, come thou at me! Let thy levin be sundered betwixt fists of righteous magnetism!
-->-- ~~''VideoGame/AzureStrikerGunvolt''~~
''VideoGame/AzureStrikerGunvolt''

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->'''Carrera:''' Thou art Gunvolt, I presume?
->'''Gunvolt:''' [[LampshadeHanging ...I'm sorry, what? Did you just break out a "thou"?]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/AzureStrikerGunvolt''

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->''""Welcome to Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe. Shouldst thou here thy coin spend, unto me shall great profit be! Prithee listen, for my gear hath abilities which will grant unto thee victory, glory... and coin. Coin which, in turn, will allow thee fresh gear. (Fattening my pockets all the while...) Thou shouldst hitteth ZL for more information about abilities."''
-->-- '''Jelfonzo''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

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->''"Navi! Navi! [[RomeoAndJuliet Wherefore art thou, Navi?]] I speaketh this in the Old English so my words beeth clearly dramatic!"''

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->''"Navi! Navi! ~~[[RomeoAndJuliet~~ [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Wherefore art thou, Navi?]] I speaketh this in the Old English so my words beeth clearly dramatic!"''

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->'''Martha:''' Verily! Forsooth! Egads!\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[RunningGag No... No, don't do that...]]
-->-- ''Franchise/DoctorWho'', "The Shakespeare Code"

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'''Kuradeel''': I've had to sit and listen to you for MONTHS ''(stabs Godfree)'', as you run Shakespeare through a wood CHIPPER! ''(stabs Godfree again)'' ''[[LampshadeHanging Is that supposed to be endearing, or something?!]]''\\

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'''Kuradeel''': I've had to ~~sit~~ ''sit'' and listen to you for ~~MONTHS~~ ''months'' ''(stabs Godfree)'', as you run Shakespeare through a wood ~~CHIPPER!~~ ''chipper!'' ''(stabs Godfree again)'' ''[[LampshadeHanging Is that supposed to be endearing, or something?!]]''\\

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->'''Kuradeel''': Wouldst thou shuteth the fuck up?!\\

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->'''Kuradeel''': Wouldst thou shuteth ~~the fuck up?!\\~~''the FUCK up?!''\\

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'''Kuradeel''': *Swinging his sword into Godfree's back* I've had to sit and listen to you for months, as you run Shakespeare through a wood chipper! [[LampshadeHanging Is that supposed to be endearing, or something?!]]\\

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'''Kuradeel''': ~~*Swinging his sword into Godfree's back*~~ I've had to sit and listen to you for ~~months,~~ MONTHS ''(stabs Godfree)'', as you run Shakespeare through a wood ~~chipper! [[LampshadeHanging~~ CHIPPER! ''(stabs Godfree again)'' ''[[LampshadeHanging Is that supposed to be endearing, or ~~something?!]]\\~~something?!]]''\\

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->'''Hob Gadling:''' ''[at a Renaissance Faire and refusing to get into the spirit of the thing]'' Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out.

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~~->'''Hob Gadling:'''~~ ->'''[[Really700YearsOld Hob Gadling]]:''' ''[at a Renaissance Faire and refusing to get into the spirit of the thing]'' Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out.

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-->--'''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Lothar]]''', ''ExterminatusNow''

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-->--'''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Lothar]]''', ~~''ExterminatusNow''~~
''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow''

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->Yes, your honour. Ye olde town crier here robbed yon convenience store, and stuffed the booty in his jerkin forsooth.
-->--'''Dan Fielding''', ''Series/NightCourt''

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His VA flubbed the pronunciation, but the subtitle shows it correctly

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'''Kuradeel''': *Swinging his sword into Godfree's back* I've had to shit and listen to you for months, as you run Shakespeare through a wood chipper! [[LampshadeHanging Is that supposed to be endearing, or something?!]]\\

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'''Kuradeel''': *Swinging his sword into Godfree's back* I've had to ~~shit~~ sit and listen to you for months, as you run Shakespeare through a wood chipper! [[LampshadeHanging Is that supposed to be endearing, or something?!]]\\

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->'''Hob Gadling''': "Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."
-->--''ComicBook/TheSandman'', The Wake

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->'''Hob ~~Gadling''': "Thou~~ Gadling:''' ''[at a Renaissance Faire and refusing to get into the spirit of the thing]'' Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."
-->--''ComicBook/TheSandman'', The Wake
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-->-- ''ComicBook/TheSandman'', "The Wake"

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'''The Alchemist''': That's not wild. That's Wilde! It's a surname. [[OscarWilde Oscar Ding Dong Wilde]]!

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'''The Alchemist''': That's not wild. That's Wilde! It's a surname. ~~[[OscarWilde~~ [[Creator/OscarWilde Oscar Ding Dong Wilde]]!

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->'''Kuradeel''': Wouldst thou shuteth the fuck up?!\\
'''[[TheRoleplayer Godfree]]''': Sir Kuradeel, what mutiny is this?\\
'''Kuradeel''': *Swinging his sword into Godfree's back* I've had to shit and listen to you for months, as you run Shakespeare through a wood chipper! [[LampshadeHanging Is that supposed to be endearing, or something?!]]\\
'''Godfree''': [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Got it, not a fan of the Bard! He is gone! You and me, we are on the same page here, buddy!]]
-->--''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

History Quotes / YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe