History Quotes / WhoWritesThisCrap

->'''Cop:''' Okay, now I get it. Your wife and the pizza guy deviously conspired to set you up: they kill themselves in your bed with your gun, proceed to chop each other to pieces in your bathtub with your chainsaw, and finally lure you to the backyard where they patiently wait under the rosebush to inject you with V, and when you were helpless, they leak blood all over you and call the police. Anything more to add?\\

'''Max lookalike:''' See, that's just it! I wish it was that easy. I know it sounds crazy, but they weren't in on it alone! It's much BIGGER than that! Basically anyone who does home delivery is involved! The ''mailman''! And that means the '''government''' is involved! ...Gimmie a gun and set me loose, and I'll have this mess settled in no time!\\

'''Max lookalike:''' See, that's just it! I wish it was that easy. I know it sounds crazy, but they weren't in on it alone! It's much BIGGER than that! Basically anyone who does home delivery is involved! The ''mailman''! And that means the '''government's''' is involved! ...Gimmie a gun and set me loose, and I'll have this mess settled in no time!\\

->''BRING ME THE '''''VILE CREATURE''''' WHO DREW THIS CARTOON!!!''

->''Who wrote this crap? Oh yeah, Scott. Well, uhh, good work.''

->''Man, who writes this guy's stuff?''
-->-- '''Eddy''', ''EdEddNEddy''

->''Rosebud... yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and [[HehHehYouSaidX green pea-ness]]. Wait, that's terrible, I quit.''
-->-- '''OrsonWelles (MauriceLaMarche)''', ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

->''I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.''

->''Right. Let's give this a whirl. 'Oh eternal and all powerful Lord, to whom the darkness itself bows down, from whom flows the damnation of humankind...' who writes this dross?''

->''The shadowy conspiracy theory would work fine...if we really kept anything secret about ourselves. But we don't. At least...I don't. If anyone asked us, we pretty much told them upfront. About anything. Anyone that really wanted to look into how we operated just had to ask. But they didn't. ...It's kind of like someone's trying to write a knockoff of The Da Vinci code, but forget to ensure all the red herrings lined up.''
-->--Umika, Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars

->''…what? Who writes this junk?''
-->-- '''[[Videogame/PaperMario64 Kooper]]''', ''FanFic/PaperMarioX'', Epilogue: The Last Good-bye

->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Okay, your story ''sucks''!
->'''Creator/DougWalker:''' ''You'' suck.

-->-- '''Eddy''', ''EdEddnEddy''

-->'''[[Videogame/PaperMario64 Kooper]]''', ''FanFic/PaperMarioX'', Epilogue: The Last Good-bye

->''"BRING ME THE '''''VILE CREATURE''''' WHO DREW THIS CARTOON!!!"''

->''"Who wrote this crap? Oh yeah, Scott. Well, uhh, good work."''

->''"Man, who writes this guy's stuff?"''
-->-- '''Eddy''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddnEddy''

->''"Rosebud... yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and [[HehHehYouSaidX green pea-ness]]. Wait, that's terrible, I quit."''

->''"I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up."''

->''"Right. Let's give this a whirl. 'Oh eternal and all powerful Lord, to whom the darkness itself bows down, from whom flows the damnation of humankind...' who writes this dross?"''

->"The shadowy conspiracy theory would work fine...if we really kept anything secret about ourselves. But we don't. At least...I don't. If anyone asked us, we pretty much told them upfront. About anything. Anyone that really wanted to look into how we operated just had to ask. But they didn't. ...It's kind of like someone's trying to write a knockoff of The Da Vinci code, but forget to ensure all the red herrings lined up."

->''"Bring me the '''vile creature''' who drew this cartoon!!"''

-->--Umiak, Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars

-->-- '''Spike''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-->-- '''Spike''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-->--'''OrsonWelles (MauriceLaMarche)''', ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

-->--'''Babs Bunny''', ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventuresHowISpentMyVacation''

-->--'''Spike''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-->--''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee''

->"'''Bring me the ''vile creature'' who drew this cartoon!!'''"
-->--'''[[LargeHam Dr. Ivo Robotnik]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->"Who wrote this crap? Oh yeah, Scott. Well, uhh, good work."

->"Man, who writes this guy's stuff?"

->Wait, that[ ad]'s terrible, I quit."
-->--'''OrsonWelles (MauriceLaMarche),''' ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

->I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.

->"Right. Let's give this a whirl. ''Oh eternal and all powerful Lord, to whom the darkness itself bows down, from whom flows the damnation of humankind...''who writes this dross?"

->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Okay, your story ''sucks''!
->'''DougWalker:''' ''You'' suck.
-->--''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee''

-->--'''Spike''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-->--'''Babs Bunny''', ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventuresHowISpentMyVacation''

-->--'''Babs''', ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventuresHowISpentMyVacation''

-->-- '''Eddy''', ''EdEddnEddy''

-->--'''OrsonWelles (MauriceLaMarche),''' ''TheCritic''

-->--'''Babs''', ''TinyToonAdventuresHowISpentMyVacation''

-->--'''OrsonWelles (MauriceLaMarche),''' ''TheCritic''

-->--'''[[LargeHam Dr. Ivo Robotnik]]''', ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->Wait, that's terrible, I quit."

-->-- '''Eddy''', ''EdEddnEddy''

->"'''Bring me the ''vile creature'' who drew this cartoon!!'''"\\

--'''[[LargeHam Dr. Ivo Robotnik]]''', ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

-->-- '''Roger Wilco''', ''SpaceQuest 6''

--'''[[LargeHam Dr. Ivo Robotnik]]''', ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->"'''BRING ME THE VILE CREATURE WHO DREW THIS CARTOON!!'''"\\