History Quotes / WhoWritesThisCrap

7th Jan '16 6:57:14 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Roger Wilco''', ''SpaceQuest 6''

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-->-- '''Roger Wilco''', ''SpaceQuest 6''
''VideoGame/SpaceQuestVIRogerWilcoInTheSpinalFrontier''
18th Nov '15 5:17:19 AM namingway
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->''"Gwen''': What is this -- ''ScoobyDoo''?\\
'''Joe''' (watching) You've been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's ''exactly'' what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' [[EveryoneHasLotsOfSex with oral sex.]]

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->''"Gwen''': ->'''Gwen''': What is this -- ''ScoobyDoo''?\\
'''Joe''' (watching) (watching): You've been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's ''exactly'' what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' [[EveryoneHasLotsOfSex with oral sex.]]
18th Nov '15 5:17:03 AM namingway
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->''"'What is this -- ''ScoobyDoo''?[='=]
->''You've been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's ''exactly'' what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' [[EveryoneHasLotsOfSex with oral sex.]]"''

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->''"'What ->''"Gwen''': What is this -- ''ScoobyDoo''?[='=]
->''You've
''ScoobyDoo''?\\
'''Joe''' (watching) You've
been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's ''exactly'' what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' [[EveryoneHasLotsOfSex with oral sex.]]"'']]


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->Jimmy, every half-baked TV series that runs out of ideas in the fourth or fifth season does their ‘sneak into prison dressed as an inmate’ show.
-->--'''Series/TheLoneGunmen''' on their way to prison, "Maximum Byers"
20th Oct '15 2:32:47 PM CasWarner
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->''"Thank you, ladies and germs! I, uh — I just slithered in from headquarters, and — ha ha ha — and boy, does my stomach hurt! But, uh, seriously, folks, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the studio... [screams in frustration] ''NO! No, I cannot continue with this idiotic drivel!"''''
-->-- '''[[GIJoeARealAmericanHero Destro]]''', "Cobrathon", just before shooting his cue card to pieces
11th Jul '15 12:38:36 PM BoxerAndCrewSocks
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->''Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!''
-->-- '''Gwen Dimarco''', ''Film/GalaxyQuest''
19th Mar '15 10:24:44 AM LadyJafaria
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->'''Executioner''': This is the seven o'clock noose. This is the nine o'clock noose. This is the noose at ten. And ''this''...is the fellow who wrote that joke.
-->--''Series/HorribleHistories''
25th Jan '15 6:31:44 AM szaleniec1000
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->''Harry, I don't know who I am anymore. What I just did is so {{out of character}} that I don't know what came over me!''
-->-- '''[[Literature/HarryPotter Hermione Granger]]''', ''Fanfic/InThisWorldAndTheNext''
22nd Jan '15 11:03:29 AM nicktoon39
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->''"Man, who writes this guy's stuff?"''

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->''"Man, who ->''"Who writes this guy's stuff?"''
13th Nov '14 11:02:27 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Cop:''' Okay, now I get it. Your wife and the pizza guy deviously conspired to set you up: they kill themselves in ''your'' bed with ''your'' gun, proceed to chop each other to pieces in ''your'' bathtub with ''your'' chainsaw, and finally lure you to the backyard where they patiently wait under the rosebush to inject you with V, and when you were helpless, they leak blood all over you and call the police. Anything more to add?

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->'''Cop:''' Okay, now I get it. it: Your wife and the pizza guy deviously conspired to set you up: they kill themselves in ''your'' bed with ''your'' gun, proceed to chop each other to pieces in ''your'' bathtub with ''your'' chainsaw, and finally lure you to the backyard where they patiently wait under the rosebush to inject you with V, and when you were helpless, they leak blood all over you and call the police. Anything more to add?
13th Nov '14 11:02:08 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Cop:''' Okay, now I get it. Your wife and the pizza guy deviously conspired to set you up: they kill themselves in ''your'' bed with ''your'' gun, proceed to chop each other to pieces in ''your'' bathtub with ''your'' chainsaw, and finally lure you to the backyard where they patiently wait under the rosebush to inject you with V, and when you were helpless, they leak blood all over you and call the police. Anything more to add?\\
'''[[SimilarSquad Max lookalike]]:''' See, that's just it! I wish it was that easy. I know it sounds crazy, but they weren't in on it alone! It's much BIGGER than that! Basically anyone who does home delivery is involved! The ''mailman''! And that means the '''government''' is involved! ...Gimmie a gun and set me loose, and I'll have this mess settled in no time!\\
'''Cop:''' ''(to Max)'' Not now, Payne. I think I just cracked the crime of the century.

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->'''Cop:''' Okay, now I get it. Your wife and the pizza guy deviously conspired to set you up: they kill themselves in ''your'' bed with ''your'' gun, proceed to chop each other to pieces in ''your'' bathtub with ''your'' chainsaw, and finally lure you to the backyard where they patiently wait under the rosebush to inject you with V, and when you were helpless, they leak blood all over you and call the police. Anything more to add?\\
'''[[SimilarSquad
add?
->'''[[SimilarSquad
Max lookalike]]:''' See, that's just it! I wish it was that easy. I know it sounds crazy, but they weren't in on it alone! It's much BIGGER than that! Basically anyone who does home delivery is involved! The ''mailman''! And that means the '''government''' is involved! ...Gimmie a gun and set me loose, and I'll have this mess settled in no time!\\
'''Cop:'''
time!
->'''Cop:'''
''(to Max)'' Not now, Payne. I think I just cracked the crime of the century.
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