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->'''Ben''': So, Gayle and Jerry?
->'''Chris''': I've thought about it a lot, there's no logical explanation.

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->'''Ben''': ->'''Ben:''' So, Gayle and Jerry?
->'''Chris''': ->'''Chris:''' I've thought about it a lot, there's no logical explanation.



->''"[[PreacherMan Pastor Jeff's]] [[FairCop wife]] is so much prettier than him. It’s like Franchise/{{Barbie}} married a turtle."''

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->''"[[PreacherMan Pastor Jeff's]] [[FairCop wife]] is so much prettier than him. It’s It's like Franchise/{{Barbie}} married a turtle."''
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->''"A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly."''
-->-- '''Captain K'nuckles''', ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack''

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->His wife sat across from him, smiling. How he admired her. Unlike [[LoserProtagonist Brad]], who most days looked and felt like something left out beside the recycling can, Juliet hadn't even been remotely ravaged by middle age's silent, relentless creep.
-->--''Literature/{{Repeat}}''
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->'''Falconetti''' (David Patrick Kelly): He couldn't handle that I won Claire and he didn't! I was sleepin' with her every night, doin' it with her every night...\\

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->'''Falconetti''' (David Patrick Kelly): (Creator/DavidPatrickKelly): He couldn't handle that I won Claire and he didn't! I was sleepin' with her every night, doin' it with her every night...\\
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->''"[[PreacherMan Pastor Jeff's]] [[FairCop wife]] is so much prettier than him. It’s like Franchise/{{Barbie}} married a turtle."''
-->-- '''Missy Cooper''', ''Series/YoungSheldon''
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->"When an old man finds a stunning young woman who's anxious to share his life... there are some things which are understood. She gets money, security, a position in society. He gets her youth, beauty and a chance to display his virility. All the time I question: Does she long for a younger man? And if she takes a lover... Damn it, ''when'' she takes a lover... will she be discreet?"
-->-- '''General Villiers''', ''Literature/TheBourneIdentity''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''BebesKids''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''BebesKids''
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-->-- Review of ''Flight to Mars'' (1951)

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-->-- Review of ''Flight '''Flight to Mars'' Mars''' (1951)
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->''Exploring the local area, they find Mars populated by middle-aged men and space bimbos with IQ's of 200+.''
-->-- Review of ''Flight to Mars'' (1951)
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''', ''Let's Riff {{VideoGame/Ripper}}''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''', ''Let's Riff {{VideoGame/Ripper}}''



-->-- '''Randal''', ''[[ViewAskewniverse Clerks II]]''

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-->-- '''Randal''', ''[[ViewAskewniverse Clerks II]]''
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-->-- ''BambooBlade''

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-->-- ''BambooBlade''
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->'''Phoebe''': Oh! Oh! But, you know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys... you (Chandler) could be one of those guys.

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->'''Phoebe''': ->'''Phoebe''' (To Chandler): Oh! Oh! But, you know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys... you (Chandler) could be one of those guys.
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->'''Phoebe''': Oh! Oh! But, you know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys... you (Chandler) could be one of those guys.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''
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->'''Falconetti''' (David Patrick Kelly): He couldn't handle that I won Claire and he didn't! I was sleepin' with her every night, doin' it with her every night...\\
'''Spoony:''' I like to picture [[Franchise/IndianaJones Marion]] having sex, but the mental image of ''him'' being there really ruins it.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''', ''Let's Riff {{VideoGame/Ripper}}''

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-->-- ''ParksAndRecreation''

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-->-- ''ParksAndRecreation''''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->''"I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!"''
-->-- '''[[MsFanservice Fleur]] [[CharmPerson Delacour]]''', [[ScarsAreForever on her husband's badly-scarred face]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''
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-->-- '''A gondolier''' seranades ''TheSimpsons''

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-->-- '''A gondolier''' seranades ''TheSimpsons''
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->'''Ben''': So, Gayle and Jerry?
->'''Chris''': I've thought about it a lot, there's no logical explanation.
-->-- ''ParksAndRecreation''
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-->-- ''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

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-->-- ''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

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-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''BebesKids''

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-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''' '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''BebesKids''



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-->-- '''DougWalker''' on ''BebesKids''

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-->-- '''DougWalker''' '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''BebesKids''
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->'''Randal''': How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.
->--''[[ViewAskewniverse Clerks II]]''

-> ''BambooBlade'': (Upon meeting [[{{Gonk}} Human Acorn]] Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya) No way!

-> ''When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral...'' (To the tune of ''That's Amore'')
->--A gondolier seranades ''TheSimpsons''

-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': [[SarcasmMode You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?]]
-->--DougWalker on ''BebesKids''

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->'''Randal''': How ->''"How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.
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you."''
-->-- '''Randal''', ''[[ViewAskewniverse
Clerks II]]''

-> ''BambooBlade'': (Upon meeting [[{{Gonk}} Human Acorn]] Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya) No way!

''"No way!"''
-->-- ''BambooBlade''

-> ''When ''"When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral...'' "'' (To the tune of ''That's Amore'')
->--A gondolier
"That's Amore")
-->-- '''A gondolier'''
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-> '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': [[SarcasmMode ''"[[SarcasmMode You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?]]
-->--DougWalker
media?]]"''
-->-- '''DougWalker'''
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->--''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

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->--''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''-->-- ''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''
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-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': [[SarcasmMode You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?]]

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-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''': [[SarcasmMode You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?]]
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->'''Eddie''': [[WhatDoesSheSeeInHim What do you see in him?]]
->'''Jessica Rabbit''': He makes me laugh.
->--''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''
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-> '''TheNostalgiaCritic''': [[SarcasmMode You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?]]
-->--DougWalker on ''BebesKids''

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