"How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you."
(Upon meeting
Human Acorn Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya)
"No way!"
"When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral..." (To the tune of "That's Amore")
Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.
