Quotes: Ugly Guy, Hot Wife
(David Patrick Kelly): He couldn't handle that I won Claire and he didn't! I was sleepin' with her every night, doin' it with her every night... Spoony:
I like to picture Marion
having sex, but the mental image of him
being there really ruins it.
"How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you."
(Upon meeting Human Acorn
Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya) "No way!"
"When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral..."
(To the tune of "That's Amore")
: He makes me laugh.
Ben: So, Gayle and Jerry?
: I've thought about it a lot, there's no logical explanation.
"I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!"