Line #8 Quotes/UglyGuyHotWife


1	->'''Falconetti''' (Creator/DavidPatrickKelly): He couldn't handle that I won Claire and he didn't! I was sleepin' with her every night, doin' it with her every night...\
2	'''Spoony:''' I like to picture [[Franchise/IndianaJones Marion]] having sex, but the mental image of ''him'' being there really ruins it.
3	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''', ''Let's Riff {{VideoGame/Ripper}}''
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5	->''"How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you."''
6	-->-- '''Randal''', ''Film/ClerksII''
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8	-> (Upon meeting [[{{Gonk}} Human Acorn]] Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya) ''"No way!"''
9	-->-- ''Manga/BambooBlade''
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11	-> ''"When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral..."'' (To the tune of "That's Amore")
12	-->-- '''A gondolier''' seranades ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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14	-> ''"[[SarcasmMode You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? Laughs In what media?]]"''
15	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/BebesKids''
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17	->'''Eddie''': [[WhatDoesSheSeeInHim What do you see in him?]]
18	->'''Jessica Rabbit''': He makes me laugh.
19	-->-- ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''
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21	->'''Ben:''' So, Gayle and Jerry?
22	->'''Chris:''' I've thought about it a lot, there's no logical explanation.
23	-->-- ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''
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25	->''"[[PreacherMan Pastor Jeff's]] [[FairCop wife]] is so much prettier than him. It's like Franchise/{{Barbie}} married a turtle."''
26	-->-- '''Missy Cooper''', ''Series/YoungSheldon''
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28	->''"I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!"''
29	-->-- '''[[MsFanservice Fleur]] [[CharmPerson Delacour]]''', [[ScarsAreForever on her husband's badly-scarred face]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''
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31	->'''Phoebe''' (To Chandler): Oh! Oh! But, you know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys... you could be one of those guys.
32	-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''
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34	->''Exploring the local area, they find Mars populated by middle-aged men and space bimbos with IQ's of 200+.''
35	-->-- Review of '''Flight to Mars''' (1951)
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37	->"When an old man finds a stunning young woman who's anxious to share his life... there are some things which are understood. She gets money, security, a position in society. He gets her youth, beauty and a chance to display his virility. All the time I question: Does she long for a younger man? And if she takes a lover... Damn it, ''when'' she takes a lover... will she be discreet?"
38	-->-- '''General Villiers''', ''Literature/TheBourneIdentity''
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40	->His wife sat across from him, smiling. How he admired her. Unlike [[LoserProtagonist Brad]], who most days looked and felt like something left out beside the recycling can, Juliet hadn't even been remotely ravaged by middle age's silent, relentless creep.
41	-->--''Literature/{{Repeat}}''
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43	->''"A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly."''
44	-->-- '''Captain K'nuckles''', ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack''
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