History Quotes / ToodumbToLive

->''I've never seen someone so prone to life-threatening idiocy.''

-->-- '''Rebecca Howe''', ''{{Cheers}}''

-->-- '''Mikey Simon''', ''KappaMikey''

-->-- LetsPlay ''SonicTheHedgehog2006'' by pokecapn, Medibot, Kung-Fu Jesus, [=IlluminatusVespucci=] and John Condit

-->-- ''[[TheDailyShow America: The Book]]''

-->-- ''[[TheKingOfFighters The King Of Fighters '96]]''

-->-- [[HaveANiceDeath Death message]], ''SpaceQuest V''

-->-- '''Lindesfarne''' (a hedgehog) and '''[[TheDitz Ray]]''' (a firefly) in ''KevinAndKell''

-->-- '''Creator/RobertEHoward''', "[[ConanTheBarbarian The Phoenix On The Sword]]," as Thoth-Amon realizes that Dion has his lost RingOfPower and doesn't even know it.

-->-- Alice Cullen to Bella Swan, ''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} New Moon]]''

-->-- [[http://web.archive.org/web/20080212094700/http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/rahowasucks.html This review]] of ''[[Horrible/TraditionalGames Racial Holy War]]''.

->'''Robin Hood''': (Hiding below monks) [[SoMuchForStealth Excuse me, could you lend me a hand? You see, I'm nearly safe,]] [[LampshadeHanging but I thought I'd do something truly foolish instead and get myself killed]].

->'''Robin Hood''': (Hiding below monks) Excuse me, could you lend me a hand? You see, I'm nearly safe, [[LampshadeHanging but I thought I'd do something truly foolish instead and get myself killed]].

->"So, they decide to play Blind Man's Bluff, where they turn out all the lights, drink a lot of beer, and roam around the house; AKA the easiest setup for a slasher film ever. The only way they could make this easier for killer is if they killed ''themselves''!"

->"So, they decide to play Blind Man's Bluff, where they turn out all the lights, drink a lot of beer, and roam around the house; AKA the easier setup for a slasher film ever. The only way they could make this easier for killer is if they killed ''themselves''."

->"So, they decide to play Blind Man's bluff, where they turn out all the lights, drink a lot of beer, and roam around the house; AKA the easier setup for a slasher film ever. The only way they could make this easier for killer is if they killed ''themselves''."

->''"''Defective'' microchips? I like the sound of that!"''

->'''Brian Griffin''': Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
->'''Peter Griffin''': Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at serious risk.

-->-- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Major Calloway]]''' (to Holly Martins), ''TheThirdMan''

-->-- ''WheelOfTime'' [[http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600 mock summary]]

-->-- ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "Last Clear Chance", right before the characters get hit by a train.

->'''Meatwad''': Look, you eat it, then I go back in time to before the time that you eat it, then I'll eat it.[[hottip:*: They actually do have a time machine in this episode, but it's pretty clear Meatwad's lying.]]

->''He said he wouldn't be my friend if i didn't tell him!''

-> '''Link:''' But...isn't that how fireproof suits work? You know, by camouflaging me from the flames?

-> "..And as little as one month. Assuming the moron intends to give a two hour speech in a gale with no coat or hat. For more information, consult ''WilliamHenryHarrison, Idiot of Tippecanoe''."

->'''Meatwad''' ([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext holding a scorpion]]): I'll eat it.... if you eat it.

-->-- '''Abed''', ''{{Community}}''

->''Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in [[{{Discworld}} Ankh]]-[[WretchedHive Morpork]], but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of [[WretchedHive the Shades]] was suicide. Asking for a short beer in a [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarf]] bar was suicide. Saying "[[SiliconBasedLife Got rocks in your head]]?" to a [[AllTrollsAreDifferent troll]] was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.''

-->-- LetsPlay ''SonicTheHedgehog 2006'' by pokecapn, Medibot, Kung-Fu Jesus, [=IlluminatusVespucci=] and John Condit

-->-- '''RobertAHeinlein''', ''The Notebooks of Lazarus Long''

-->-- ''StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock''

-->-- ''OcarinaOfTime: TheAbridgedSeries'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywoScf2vYU0 Episode 12]]

-->-- [[LetsPlay Let's Play]] ''SonicTheHedgehog 2006'' by pokecapn, Medibot, Kung-Fu Jesus, [=IlluminatusVespucci=] and John Condit

-> ''"You remember what daddy always said. That God gave you a big sister instead of a brain."''
-->-- '''Meredith''' (to Flint), ''{{Series/Heroes}}''

-> '''Kirk''': Fine, I'll kill you later.

-->-- '''RobertEHoward''', "[[ConanTheBarbarian The Phoenix On The Sword]]," as Thoth-Amon realizes that Dion has his lost RingOfPower and doesn't even know it.

->''He said he wouldn´t be my friend if i didn´t tell him!''

-->-- [[WebOriginal/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiller]]

-->-- [[LetsPlay Let's Play]] ''SonicTheHedgehog 2006'' by pokecapn, Medibot, Kung-Fu Jesus, [=IlluminatusVespucci=] and Kaz

-->-- '''Rebecca Howe''', ''Series/{{Cheers}}''

-->-- '''Rebecca Howe''', ''{{Cheers}}''

-->-- ''FamilyGuy''

-->-- ''{{Futurama}}''

-->-- ''SupremeCommander''

-->-- '''CtrlAltDel'''

-->-- ''{{Freakazoid}}''

-->-- '''Phil Jupitus''' on ''{{QI}}'' after hearing about the fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery basket because they put all the knives in pointing up -- all to get a better clean.

-->-- '''Urdnot Wrex''', ''MassEffect''

-->-- [[TheSpoonyOne Noah Antwiller]]

-->-- '''Barney''', on why he revealed the player's top secret mission to the enemy in ''HeartOfEvil''.

-->-- '''Kyle Brofloski''', ''SouthPark''

-->-- ''Discworld/MenAtArms'', TerryPratchett