History Quotes / ToServeMan

'''Whisper:''' I'm [[CanadaEh Canadian]]. Or I was, [[AirstripOne when Canada was a thing]].\\

->''"Why humans?", you ask? Well, in addition to being valuable slave labor, humans are delicious and nutritious!''

->''I expect you're wondering what you're doing soaking in Reg's eleven secret herbs and spices. Tomorrow we're having ''you'' for lunch!''

->'''Captain Jamieson:''' Alright, attention everyone. For the first time in history, we may hear what a being from another world is trying to communicate to us... my God! Switch on the [[TranslatorMicrobes translating circuits]].\\
'''The Creature:''' (''singing'') I want to eat... your face. It could just be... so yuuuumy! I'd like to have your face... in my tummy!
-->-- ''Film/TheCreatureWasntNice'' (1983)

->''[[PreMortemOneLiner Nom nom?]]''

[[AC:'''[[TheSymbiote Venom]]''': [[BluntYes Most likely.]]]]
->'''Eddie:''' Oh ''god''...\\
[[AC:'''Venom:''' That is why we are here.]]
-->-- ''Film/{{Venom|2018}}''

->'''Sheppard:''' Fruit bowl - nice touch.\\
'''Todd:''' Well, we picked them up on our travels. I thought it would make our discussions more comfortable. [[AffablyEvil I hope they prove as delicious as the farmers who grew them...]]

->''Mr. Chambers, don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, ''[[TropeNamer To Serve Man]]'', it's- It's a cookbook!''
-->-- '''Patty''', ''Series/{{The Twilight Zone|1959}}'', "To Serve Man"

->''If you're considering taking [[LizardFolk a scaled one]] along on an adventure, remember this important fact: the strange, inhuman glint in its eyes as it looks you over is the same look you might give a freshly-grilled steak.''

-->-- "War Between Worlds -- Post-Apocalypse," ''TabletopGame/TheEndOfTheWorld: Alien Invasion''

->''Humies are a bit like big pigs, they squeal like 'em too. [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Stunties]] are coarse and gritty, nasty things, best avoided, but they do scream good if yer can be bothered to keep 'em alive when you roast 'em; they'll keep yer goin' if yer can't get nuthin' else. [[OurElvesAreDifferent Elveses]] are a bit strange too, bit of an acquired taste, I like 'em but a lot doesn't. [[{{Hobbits}} Halflings]] though, not a lot of eatin' on 'em yer might think, but that big fat gut makes for great steaks.''

'''Whisper:''' I'm [[CanadaEh Canadian]]. Or I was, [[AirstripOne when Canada was a thing.]]\\

-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb4CizX2Kj8&list=PL8rSRNukjnn6R_uKzQZ5LQIwOjvBoyN3I&index=17 The Beast of Gévaudan]]''', ''WebVideo/PuppetHistory''

->'''Ed:''' (''wielding a Stop sign as [[HornyVikings "Lothar"]]'') [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Earth is not your salad bar!]]\\
'''Jimmy''': [[OhCrap Be gentle!]]

'''[[TheSymbiote Venom:]]''' [[BluntYes Most likely.]]\\
'''Eddie:''' Oh ''god''...\\
'''Venom:''' That is why we are here.

->"Why humans?", you ask? Well, in addition to being valuable slave labor, humans are delicious and nutritious!
-->-- Alien Overlord, ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->I expect you're wondering what you're doing soaking in Reg's eleven secret herbs and spices. Tomorrow we're having ''you'' for lunch!

->[[PreMortemOneLiner Nom nom?]]

->Mr. Chambers, don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, ''[[TropeNamer To Serve Man]]'', it's- It's a cookbook!

->If you're considering taking [[LizardFolk a scaled one]] along on an adventure, remember this important fact: the strange, inhuman glint in its eyes as it looks you over is the same look you might give a freshly-grilled steak.

->Humies are a bit like big pigs, they squeal like 'em too. [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Stunties]] are coarse and gritty, nasty things, best avoided, but they do scream good if yer can be bothered to keep 'em alive when you roast 'em; they'll keep yer goin' if yer can't get nuthin' else. [[OurElvesAreDifferent Elveses]] are a bit strange too, bit of an acquired taste, I like 'em but a lot doesn't. [[{{Hobbits}} Halflings]] though, not a lot of eatin' on 'em yer might think, but that big fat gut makes for great steaks.

->We iz strong an' tough. Da strong onez win, an' then eat the weak. Some of dem Gobboes is awright to keep for slaves or ter catch Humie cannonballs in the heads, but most is best fer the pot. One day we eats all of youse. One day soon.

->Here the carnivorous banquet begins. These are giant, carnivorous organisms who trick men who wander into the forest with their innocent looks, then reveal their true motive to trap and devour their prey. As a result, I have decided to name these organisms "Traptrix."
-->-- Unnamed Biologist, ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh Master Guide 4''

->''"I expect you're wondering what you're doing soaking in Reg's eleven secret herbs and spices. Tomorrow we're having *you* for lunch!"''
-->--'''Lord Crumb''', ''Film/BadTaste''

->'''Captain Jamieson:''' Alright, attention everyone. For the first time in history, we may hear what a being from another world is trying to communicate to us... my God! Switch on the [[TranslatorMicrobes translating circuits]].
->'''The Creature:''' (''singing'') I want to eat... your face. It could just be... so yuuuumy! I'd like to have your face... in my tummy!

->''"[[PreMortemOneLiner Nom nom?]]"''
-->--'''King Shark''', ''Film/TheSuicideSquad''

->Mr. Chambers, don’t get on that ship! The rest of the book, "[[TropeNamer To Serve Man]]", it's- It's a cookbook!
-->-- '''Patty''', ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'', ''To Serve Man''

[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This is no misunderstanding]].

->Mr. Chambers, don’t get on that ship! The rest of the book, "[[TropeNamer To Serve Man]]", it- It's a cookbook!

[[folder:Video Game]]

->Humies are a bit like big pigs, they squeal like 'em too. [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Stunties]] are coarse and gritty, nasty things, best avoided, but they do scream good if yer can be bothered to keep 'em alive when you roast 'em; they'll keep yer goin' if yer can't get nuthin' else. Elveses are a bit strange too, bit of an acquired taste, I like 'em but a lot doesn't. [[{{Hobbits}} Halflings]] though, not a lot of eatin' on 'em yer might think, but that big fat gut makes for great steaks.

->Humies are a bit like big pigs, they squeal like 'em too. [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Stunties]] are coarse and gritty, nasty things, best avoided, but they do scream good if yer can be bothered to keep 'em alive when you roast 'em; they'll keep yer goin' if yer can't get nuthin' else. [[OurElvesAreBetter Elveses]] are a bit strange too, bit of an acquired taste, I like 'em but a lot doesn't. [[{{Hobbits}} Halflings]] though, not a lot of eatin' on 'em yer might think, but that big fat gut makes for great steaks.

!!Comic Strips

-->-- '''Alien Overlord''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

!!Film

->'''The Creature:''' ''(singing)'' I want to eat... your face. It could just be... so yuuuumy! I'd like to have your face... in my tummy!

'''Venom:''' [[BluntYes Most likely.]]\\

-->-- ''Film/Venom2018''

!!Live-Action TV

->'''Sheppard:''' Fruit bowl -- nice touch.
->'''Todd:''' Well, we picked them up on our travels. I thought it would make our discussions more comfortable. [[AffablyEvil I hope they prove as delicious as the farmers who grew them...]]

!!Tabletop Games

->Obviously, the first thing Earth tries to do is communicate with the [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Reds]] using the universal translator developed to talk to TheGreys. The only intelligible response among [[BlackSpeech the harsh, metallic screeching]] is something that roughly translates to, "[[WhamLine Quiet, food]]."
->[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This is no misunderstanding]].
-->--"War Between Worlds -- Post-Apocalypse," ''TabletopGame/TheEndOfTheWorld: Alien Invasion''

->Humies are a bit like big pigs, they squeal like 'em too. [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Stunties]] are coarse and gritty, nasty things, best avoided, but they do scream good if yer can be bothered to keep 'em alive when you roast 'em; they'll keep yer goin' if yer can't get nuthin' else. Elveses are a bit strange too, bit of an acquired taste, I like 'em but a lot doesn't. Halflings though, not a lot of eatin' on 'em yer might think, but that big fat gut makes for great steaks.

!!Western Animation
->'''Ed''' (wielding a stop sign): [[PreAsskickingOneLiner "Earth is not your salad bar!"]]
->'''Jimmy''': [[OhCrap "Be gentle!"]]
-->--'''Ed (as [[HornyVikings Lothar]]) to an "alien" (actually Jimmy in a costume)''', "[[Recap/EdEddNEddysBooHawHaw Ed, Edd N Eddy's Boo Haw Haw]]"

->'''Ed''' (wielding a stop sign): [[PreAsskickingOneLiner "Earth is not your salad bar!"]]
->'''Jimmy''': [[OhCrap "Be gentle!"]]
-->--Ed (as [[HornyVikings Lothar]]) to an "alien" (actually Jimmy in a costume), [[Recap/EdEddNEddysBooHawHaw Ed, Edd N Eddy's Boo Haw Haw]]

->'''Sheppard:''' Fruit bowl - nice touch.
->'''Todd:''' Well, we picked them up on our travels. I thought it would make our discussions more comfortable. [[AffablyEvil I hope they prove as delicious as the farmers who grew them...]]
-->-- ''Series/StargateAtlantis''

->Humies are a bit like big pigs, they squeal like 'em too. [[OurDwarvesAreDifferent Stunties]] are coarse and gritty, nasty things, best avoided, but they do scream good if yer can be bothered to keep 'em alive when you roast 'em; they'll keep yer goin' if yer can't get nuthin' else. [[OurElvesAreBetter Elvses]] are a bit strange too, bit of an aquired taste, I like 'em but a lot doesn't. [[{{Hobbits}} Halflings]] though, not a lot of eatin' on 'em yer might think, but that big fat gut makes for great steaks.
-->-- '''[[OurOrcsAreDifferent Flabgask]]''', cook to Warlord Grubnash, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}} [[TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay Fantasy Roleplay]]''

->'''Captain Jamieson:''' Alright, attention everyone. For the first time in history, we may hear what a being from another world is trying to communicate to us...my God! Switch on the [[TranslatorMicrobes translating circuits]].
->'''The Creature:''' ''(singing)'' I want to eat... your face. It could just be... so yuuuumy! I'd like to have your face... in my tummy!
-->-- ''The Creature Wasn't Nice'' (1983)

->Obviously, the first thing Earth tries to do is communicate with the [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Reds]] using the universal translator developed to talk to TheGreys. The only intelligible response among [[BlackSpeech the harsh, metallic screeching]] is something that roughly translates to, “[[WhamLine Quiet, food]].”

-->--"War Between Worlds - Post-Apocalypse," ''TabletopGame/TheEndOfTheWorld: Alien Invasion''

->'''Jimmy''': "Be gentle!"
-->--Ed (as [[HornyViking Lothar]]) to an "alien" (actually Jimmy in a costume), [[Recap/EdEddNEddysBooHawHaw Ed, Edd N Eddy's Boo Haw Haw]]

->'''Todd:''' Well, we picked them up on our travels. I thought it would make our discussions more comfortable. I hope they prove as delicious as the farmers who grew them...

->''"Eyes... Lungs... Pancreas... So many snacks, so little time."''
-->-- '''Venom''', ''Film/Venom2018''

->'''Sheppard:''' ''Fruit bowl - nice touch.''
->'''Todd:''' ''Well, we picked them up on our travels. I thought it would make our discussions more comfortable. I hope they prove as delicious as the farmers who grew them...''

->''"Why humans?", you ask? Well, in addition to being valuable slave labor, humans are delicious and nutritious!''

-->-- ''StargateAtlantis''

-->-- '''Alien Overlord''', ''CalvinAndHobbes''

->''"The guy sure looks like plant food to me."''
-->-- ''Theatre/LittleShopOfHorrors''

-->-- ''LittleShopOfHorrors''

->'''Alien Overlord:''' ''"Why humans?", you ask? Well, in addition to being valuable slave labor, humans are delicious and nutritious!''
-->-- ''CalvinAndHobbes''